That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
Real people. Not actors.
Is how I know I am watching actors.
Doktor, I sent you that Danny White vibrator that doubles as a spatula.
Cheers. I’ll use it for all sorts of pancakes.
Well……………………………….fuck
Cole Beasley of the Dallas Cowgrits
Cowboys PAT
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NBC wishes to irritate us further…
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What’s with all the awful covers going to commercial tonight?
Eh, they ain’t winning this game. I can still touch myself with Cowboy hate.
Yup…still plenty of time to shit the bed.
Boo!
Oh, shit. Angie is from Texas. Oh well.
Cowboys TD: Beyonce
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Giants know the game isn’t over yet right?
Either way Amukamura is going to rub one out
I thought he didn’t need to because of all the sex he’s had because he’s married now.
Jason Witten…grittier than expired dollar store anal lube!
Romodown to keep it interesting, I guess?
You.
Fucking.
Retards.
Red Zone Romo. Good time to have a good RB.
Romoception in the offing… Wait for it….
Wait for it….
Dammit!
hhhhnnnnnnnnnngggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
So
Much
Grit
Dez Nutz
Dez hurt AND Thomas on the injury report?! This is NFLPA collusion!
Bryant, of course, injured that foot after breaking it off in Jason Garrett’s ass
I’m okay with the Eagles winning the NFC East. But they can never win a Super Bowl.
They can’t, or else Tony Danza returns from the dead to take his revenge
I don’t want the Eagles winning at fucking Bingo.
Just not Witten…
No Dez, No DeMarco. THIS is a Cowboys team I can get behind!
“THIS is a Cowboys team that can get behind”
There I fixed it for you
Remember, it’s not too late to root for that meteor to strike the stadium….
It didn’t come during the Super Bowl……
Why? Gregory’s hurt, Bryant’s hurt; at this point the meteor would be redundant.
I can’t believe I’ve been waiting months for this…
I’ve only been waiting all day for it. Song didn’t say I could wait that long.
Romobyl now at DEFCON 1 , I repeat….
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NSFW
Tomato toma
To tomato tomato
Tomato toma
“Cowboys have just shot themselves in the foot”
No, that guy played for the Giants.
“Al, the Cowboys just blew off one or more of their fingers”
The NY FOOTBALL Giants. Cause people still get that confused? Whatever HAHA DALLAS!
*Googles* Because that’s the full name of the team… seriously?
Somewhere, some poor asshole is startng the Giants D AND opposing Rashad Jennings.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Cute heels
Hooray for Louboutins.
they ain’t seem practical, though
Nothing about this picture seems all that practical.
this is a valid and fair point!
No heels are practical, unless you count reproductive advantage as practical
ah, but the woman who is lovely in sweatpants and old sneakers – THAT is the keeper!
Weirdly enough, there are different ways to cut sweatpants. No one has put in pockets yet though.
Alright…reviewing the poll question results…I need to stop being a fucking wuss and take the job.
Seriously though…fucking A the breakdown was terrible to deal with. I still get panic attacks going to the grocery store and its pathetic because I have worked on some of the tallest structures in the world (I am scared of heights) and I used to operate a nuclear reactor propulsion plant while hung over all the time as a teenager.
Now I fucking have to see a therapist once a week to talk about the stress I struggle with sitting in a cubical. Its fucking pathetic.
Have you considered an affair? I understand life is short.
Oh this is really pathetic…I got spina bifida. So every time I do sexy time, Its like a one in six chance I am going to throw my back out severely.
Agreed. Take the job.
If the breakdown was because of the job I’d GTFO as soon as I could.
Shit happens man. You gotta do your best to better your situation and it sounds like you have an opportunity to do that. Then again I’m making dick jokes on a website under a screen name that is a red scare pun. You do what you think is best
See how much delay you can take before the new job starts. And milk the fuck out of your mental health leave with the old job because FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH A STUDDED CROWBAR.
/and you know, actually heal up and shit
Shooting yourself in the foot>blowing up your own hand.
“Yeah, you gotta aim for something meatier than the foot, like the thigh”
Plaxico Burress
Well, the team I root for is going to lose but that Jennings td sealed a fantasy win.
//drinks half full glass
Hahah, a Whitlock who doesn’t try to sabotage a black man’s path to glory.
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Jenningsflip. Not quite a Dinoflip, but acceptable nonetheless.
Cowboys gonna cow?
so I had to drive back to Chicagoland during the half the afternoon and late games – 1,100 comments? That’s good hustle!
That considered an INT?
I love football stats — how have they not come up for a stat of dropped-INTs (bad passes that should have been picked) or not-at-fault INTS (your fucktard WR tipped it up to the DB)?
oh fuck you ref.
Aww, out of bounds at the 1. That isn’t quite as fun.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Good Doktor right now:
I bet I could write a program that would hook a vibrator to game updates. It would save me a few fractions of a second when FUCK DALLAS!!
Man your neighbors must have stories for DAYS
She is heavily invested in several purveyors of fine soundproofing products.
I’ll be at a Barnes and Noble near you signing copies of my new book if you’re interested.
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JJ: “Probably should have paid that Murray boy what he wanted…….”