More Football You Say? Your Sunday Night NYG/Dallas Open Thread

That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!

NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.

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IronAvenger6491

Am i playing Madden right now, totally feels like it.

Wakezilla

I can’t stand this lawyer ball interpretation of what is a catch, football. That looked like a catch to me, but, obviously the rules in place determine that isn’t a catch, which is just silly.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Sill Bimmons
Spur

Beckam still trying to remember where he is. Nice hair hair cunt.

Thrillhouse

Folded him up like a card table.

entropy

For fuck’s sake Giants.

Mike McCarthyism

“When does a catch, become a catch?”

Well, when a receiver and a football love each other very much and that receiver isn’t Lee Evans…..

Doktor Zymm

Defenseless receiver.

GIVE ME A FUCK!
FUCK!
DALLAS!
FUCK DALLAS!

Lothar of the Hill People

If he had possession, it’s an illegal hit because he’s a “defenseless receiver” after the catch.

If he didn’t have possession, it’s incomplete.

Pretty much the same call that was blown in Super Bowl 48

shamburglar

It wasn’t at least half an ounce….

litre_cola

Just give them the fucking ball if you want to do it so badly

John Difool

So far squirt and squirting has gotten so many mentions you’d think Al and Chris were play-by-play calling a Lemon Party instead of a football game.

entropy

Cytherea is on the field.

Gratliff

I blame Beckham for the 20 minutes of loading at the start of madden 16

Doktor Zymm

Nah, Eli overthrew the loading projections

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Looks like a fumble

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Manning, please stop trying to kill OBJ.

bourb0nblues

Seconded.

Mother Puncher

Just fucked OBJ. Get on my level cunts.

Mother Puncher

Of course the Cowboys would try to kill everybody’s favorite player.

Martin

They mistook him for an injun

shamburglar

Collinsworth, ball apologist.

Lothar of the Hill People

By NFL rules, that was an illegal hit.

Martin
JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

One hell of a hit

New York Football Giants x2

Sharkbait

The Giants might want to learn how to hold on to the ball.

Spur

On with the Dick Jokes!
An angle where you can’t see the football is not helpful, NBC.

Senor Weaselo

Hooray, down by contact!

Sill Bimmons

IT’S NOT A BREAK IF IT’S THE RIGHT CALL

Lothar of the Hill People

It’s a break for the refs to get the call right.

packman_jon

YUUUUGE BREAK

Sharkbait

Not only did I start OBJ and Donnell, but I also picked them in a suicide pool. This burns me

Spur

Howdy shit talkers. Getting personal for a spec, get your butthole checked by a doctor once you turn 30 folks. Love you Dad.
#fuckcancer

The Mighty Feklahr

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entropy

Defend your shed! Stand your vacant lot!

Kungjitsu

Do you quack?

entropy

Fuck these GE commercials. You’re gonna write code, you nerd fuck. You’re not saving lives.

Sharkbait

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New York Football Giants

IronAvenger6491

*starts to pour bleach into a shot glass.*

Mike McCarthyism

“Ball coming out, just as he goes to the ground”

What is an 80 year old man falling at the gym, Alex?

Martin

Holy fuck. There are a lot of actresses from Texas. Turnover gets a (boring) picture. Amy Acker:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/a1f683d7217ef1e770192eba68ea170e/tumblr_nt1xc428S01uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg

shamburglar

welp, there goes my pants

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Thanks Jennings , I didn’t want to win in fantasy this year

Doktor Zymm

Goddamn silver tight fuckers.

Lothar of the Hill People

When you’re a ref, do you really need to go for maximum height when throwing a flag? Why not just take it out and drop it?

Sharkbait

Its all about the arc.

packman_jon

Heh

Heh

Squirting

Doktor Zymm

FUCK YOU ALL KNEE DOWN PLEASE

Mike McCarthyism

SKIRMISH SKIRMISH SKIRMISH

Doktor Zymm

Huh, I didn’t know I could get goosebumps on my tits. Learn something new every day. FUCK DALLAS.

Lothar of the Hill People

You’ve never been cold before?

Doktor Zymm

Usually wearing a sweater or just out of bed and not that observant.

shamburglar

Jebus Rice, so glad to have somewhere to go that isn’t associated with welcoming our new insect overlords that want to send me to the content mines. But to cement my rep as a whiny little bitch, anybody know of a client out there that can shrink down the rivebrog commenting that does’t get us to the early days of super dense rivebrog but still gets rid of these vast white expanses?

Martin

File a suggestion with management.

shamburglar

Dear god like interwebz, make my life easier.

-kthnxbai sham

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I don’t know if we discussed it while I was away today, but how is PK going to spin Peyton’s utter physical collapse tomorrow?

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Patience, and manning “gets it”

litre_cola

PK “All he does is win football games. It is an intangible you just can’t measure”

Sill Bimmons

BUT MARIOTA PRECICOCITY IN THE FACE OF THE JAMEISCALYPSE

Sill Bimmons

They need to make the field bigger.

They need to make the ice bigger.

They need to make the court bigger.

The only one who’s gotten it right is baseball.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Agreed 100%. These guys have gotten bigger and stronger and faster, and the tools and space haven’t evolved.

How many escorts has Jerry ordered for after the game?

The Mighty Feklahr
The Mighty Feklahr

Ha, work safe

IronAvenger6491

I’m sick of these fucking Destiny commercials.

Mother Puncher

I’ll take a snippet of Zeppelin over FanDuel’s hostile takeover of professional sports.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

10 minute FG drive, going to be a great year for the Cowboys

Sill Bimmons

BOSS TODD APPROVES

IronAvenger6491

WOOOO! They only let up a field goal.