That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
Am i playing Madden right now, totally feels like it.
I can’t stand this lawyer ball interpretation of what is a catch, football. That looked like a catch to me, but, obviously the rules in place determine that isn’t a catch, which is just silly.
To DirectTV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE5u96KK35k
Ginger moron about to be sushi garnish.
http://shizuokagourmet.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/beni-shooga.jpg
Beckam still trying to remember where he is. Nice hair hair cunt.
Folded him up like a card table.
For fuck’s sake Giants.
“When does a catch, become a catch?”
Well, when a receiver and a football love each other very much and that receiver isn’t Lee Evans…..
Defenseless receiver.
GIVE ME A FUCK!
FUCK!
DALLAS!
FUCK DALLAS!
He didn’t have possession?
If he had possession, it’s an illegal hit because he’s a “defenseless receiver” after the catch.
If he didn’t have possession, it’s incomplete.
Pretty much the same call that was blown in Super Bowl 48
It wasn’t at least half an ounce….
Just give them the fucking ball if you want to do it so badly
So far squirt and squirting has gotten so many mentions you’d think Al and Chris were play-by-play calling a Lemon Party instead of a football game.
Cytherea is on the field.
I blame Beckham for the 20 minutes of loading at the start of madden 16
Nah, Eli overthrew the loading projections
Looks like a fumble
Manning, please stop trying to kill OBJ.
Seconded.
Just fucked OBJ. Get on my level cunts.
Of course the Cowboys would try to kill everybody’s favorite player.
They mistook him for an injun
Collinsworth, ball apologist.
By NFL rules, that was an illegal hit.
Overturned turnover. That’s a picture.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/795242d04f5013ca3eb7de80f256a99b/tumblr_nk2cosbcq61s55ypto1_1280.jpg
One hell of a hit
New York Football Giants x2
The Giants might want to learn how to hold on to the ball.
On with the Dick Jokes!
An angle where you can’t see the football is not helpful, NBC.
Hooray, down by contact!
IT’S NOT A BREAK IF IT’S THE RIGHT CALL
It’s a break for the refs to get the call right.
YUUUUGE BREAK
Not only did I start OBJ and Donnell, but I also picked them in a suicide pool. This burns me
Howdy shit talkers. Getting personal for a spec, get your butthole checked by a doctor once you turn 30 folks. Love you Dad.
#fuckcancer
Defend your shed! Stand your vacant lot!
Do you quack?
Fuck these GE commercials. You’re gonna write code, you nerd fuck. You’re not saving lives.
New York Football Giants
*starts to pour bleach into a shot glass.*
“Ball coming out, just as he goes to the ground”
What is an 80 year old man falling at the gym, Alex?
Holy fuck. There are a lot of actresses from Texas. Turnover gets a (boring) picture. Amy Acker:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a1f683d7217ef1e770192eba68ea170e/tumblr_nt1xc428S01uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
welp, there goes my pants
Thanks Jennings , I didn’t want to win in fantasy this year
Goddamn silver tight fuckers.
When you’re a ref, do you really need to go for maximum height when throwing a flag? Why not just take it out and drop it?
Its all about the arc.
Heh
Heh
Squirting
FUCK YOU ALL KNEE DOWN PLEASE
SKIRMISH SKIRMISH SKIRMISH
Huh, I didn’t know I could get goosebumps on my tits. Learn something new every day. FUCK DALLAS.
You’ve never been cold before?
Usually wearing a sweater or just out of bed and not that observant.
Okay. Stop it right now. There’s only so many boners to go around.
Jebus Rice, so glad to have somewhere to go that isn’t associated with welcoming our new insect overlords that want to send me to the content mines. But to cement my rep as a whiny little bitch, anybody know of a client out there that can shrink down the rivebrog commenting that does’t get us to the early days of super dense rivebrog but still gets rid of these vast white expanses?
File a suggestion with management.
Dear god like interwebz, make my life easier.
-kthnxbai sham
I don’t know if we discussed it while I was away today, but how is PK going to spin Peyton’s utter physical collapse tomorrow?
Patience, and manning “gets it”
PK “All he does is win football games. It is an intangible you just can’t measure”
BUT MARIOTA PRECICOCITY IN THE FACE OF THE JAMEISCALYPSE
They need to make the field bigger.
They need to make the ice bigger.
They need to make the court bigger.
The only one who’s gotten it right is baseball.
Agreed 100%. These guys have gotten bigger and stronger and faster, and the tools and space haven’t evolved.
How many escorts has Jerry ordered for after the game?
COWBOYS!
http://www.susanleslie.com/DSCN0689.JPG
Ha, work safe
I’m sick of these fucking Destiny commercials.
I’ll take a snippet of Zeppelin over FanDuel’s hostile takeover of professional sports.
10 minute FG drive, going to be a great year for the Cowboys
BOSS TODD APPROVES
WOOOO! They only let up a field goal.