That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
Super curious to see how Sean Bean dies in “The Martian”
The Great Gazoo sticks his dick in his earhole.
That was a preseason game. What the fuck xbox?
I wore a black turtleneck for a month once. Not in honor of Steve Jobs but because my girlfriend put her dildo in the whites wash by accident.
Woooo more fan duel commercials
http://i.imgur.com/vkdl2d3.gif
You can tell the Cowboys are serious because they switched from “Omaha” to “Tacoma”
A decade later, I’m still calling bullshit on Tony Romo as a top class quarterback. He’s the Cutler of the South.
Being from the South I want to know what we did to deserve this.
Tony Romo is having himself quite the Buccaneers era Brad Johnson type game.
Ugh, someone wax Romo’s forearms.
Actually, I think it was just that one picture, looks normal live.
To all Mariota starters in FF: may your adventure be most profitable.
Not even Steve Jobs is safe from the too-busy-for-his-family dad cliché.
BUT HE HAD TO CHANGE THE WORLD BY MAKING OVERPRICED FUCKING GARBAGE!!
Football starting has reaffirmed my decision to not watch network tv programming.
I’m pretty sure this Sportchek Canada hockey commercial is implying we should be taking steroids.
FUCK STEVE JOBS
“Steve Jobs: The movie that will make you glad he’s dead”
Another Steve jobs movie, who’s excited to not see it!
Enough with the Steve Jobs movies!
Thank jeebus that the late game tomorrow is Berman so I wont even feel bad missing it due to the time. Him and Collinsworth in the booth would be something
Take this game. Subtract 30% quality. WELCOME TO THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!
http://i.imgur.com/G5GEqZy
NSFW, the 70’s
Jerry should add “God-Emperor” to his list of self-given titles.
And king of Scotland
He doesn’t like that Amin feller bein’ the last one…
“I don’t know how the best pass rusher in the draft fell into the second round…”
Because he smokes pot to deal with depression Cris. Jesus, try to keep up.
You’d think the cocaine would keep him up to speed
Gentlemen.
Just returned from an impromptu hibachi dinner. I see both teams are in mid-season primetime form.
Thursday night football can’t get here fast enough!
First time I’ve ever seen or heard the words “impromptu” and “hibachi” in the same sentence.
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/92/927f0feb7f6c8614cddbde6d32d95f0ad0b9779e68097cf31f5146a8bcc7b21a.jpg
I’m not sure which Manning will last longer this year. At least Peyton has adamantium parts.
“So wait, when I was calling his mom a whore in high school, she… really was one?”
– every cornerback Dez faced in high school
Honey, they had receipts.
Itemized receipts. A Garfunkle and Chodes isn’t free, yanno?
I have vague memories of singing karaoke last night. I recall singing “You never can tell” because they didn’t have my favorite Chuck Berry song, and then singing Cocaine Blues and getting a free shot, but spilling my main drink.
was there an impromptu twist competition?
Do you think when Eli tries to evade the pass rush, he makes audible robot noises?
With his mouth? Yes.
Jerry, listen to me, with all that money, skip hip replacements and go straight for cyborg legs.
Ala Blade Runner?
Jerry goes for the ones that make him 7ft tall
I’m sure he’s already shot at least one ex through a bathroom door so he’s got that part down anyway.
Go Get ‘Em, Eli!
He’s looking like he should be the highest paid QB in the league!
No Chris Christie eating all of Jurrah’s snacks?
Cowboys FG: Danielle Panabaker.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/dc2dc40221c029decf558a5ed1956ca1/tumblr_nrikpxkKTE1uq3x5lo2_1280.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5lgihpJ
NSFW or Aaron Rodgers
Ah Christ are we due for that annoying NFL family commercial?
Oh shit
Its not quite xmas so we don’t need to hear about the Bengal Babies yet
Jesus Cleveland, even AT&T was able to get the better McCown
There’s a couple in the playground behind my house talking loudly.
My son and wife went out to sneak around to the back field and throw apples at them.
Further details will be posted as warranted.
You live in Connecticut.
I find it hard to believe this is a first time occurrence.
EW FREEDOM HIKERS I HOPE A BEAR EATS YOU
MICHELOB LIGHT: IF TED BUNDY HAD AN OUT OF WEDLOCK SON WITH A HOOKER, THIS WOULD BE THAT SON’S FAVORITE BEER
He could only finish after they were dead ,, ppl forget that
We’re the Freedom Hikers! We packed in a 12 pack of the shittiest beer on the planet and 11 pounds of ice! Enjoy our turrrrrrbbbbblllle beer! There’s a waterfall! How bad could it be?
That waterfall is at most 200 yards from the parking lot. No way those assholes are carrying that beer any farther than that.
They don’t go more than 500 yards from the goddamned REI parking lot.
http://i.imgur.com/LxgD8as.jpg
For some reason, My tide just got very high…..
Oooh Oooh. Owow.
Chris switching from “squirt” to “splash”. I see what you’re doing doing Chris, but no matter how hard you try I’m not superimposing that rainbow flag on my Facebook profile pic.
Goooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll
“Romo is calling these defenses like he’s in their huddle”
You think the Patriots are the only team swiping plays?
Running backs age like sour cream.
I want some RBs on my nachos then
We landed BUDDY COLE!!
“Honey, I’m so far down KSK’s list of fags, I thought they’d resurrect Robert Reed before getting me here!”
“Honey, I so far down KSK’s list of fags, I thought they’d resurrect Robert Reed before getting me here!”
There is now competition for next week’s tag line.
Dez dropped that because his mom’s a whore.
Give him an IV in the other arm and balance him out.
I’m sure he has seen his mom take some balls to the face
Y’all can’t see me right now, but I’m like a girl version of Nelson saying HA HAH
The Dallas fat guys aren’t fat enough. Also, maybe fuck Meriweather.
Unrelated: I find the fact that adam vinitari had negative points today hilarious
He went for $3 at my auction, which made me laugh. $3 fucking kicker. Dumbass deserves what he got today.
My son, a couple of minutes ago: “Man, I wish Roger Federer was my Dad.”
Me: “I wish he was too”
It’s probably a good time to explain the mechanics involved making children and why Ricky Martin would make an even better father. Just my two cents.
At least he didnt’ want Serena Williams as his mom. Or does he want to be Italian?
At least there’s a new Rick and Morty tonight.
I’ve been consistently forgetting to watch it this season. How has it been?
I’ve been watching Total Rickall a couple times a week since it aired.
It’s been a good, only two episodes have really been a miss this season.
Giants are employing the unprecedented “bend AND break” defensive strategy.
The Giants’ pass rush really needs JPP’s fingers to grow back fast.
Eli is writing Santa everyday about this
He could teach Eli fractions now…
Do we even know how many fingers are left?