More Football You Say? Your Sunday Night NYG/Dallas Open Thread

That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!

NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.

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The Maestro

ROMONOBYL IS UPON US

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Senor Weaselo

Can’t I just bask in its warming rays?

King Hippo

GRITpocalypse II: Electric Boogaloo!

Doktor Zymm

Is it possible to pass out from laughing too damn hard? Cause that’s where I’m at. HAAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK DALLAS!

Sill Bimmons

U-238

Brocky

I find the loss of demarco murray to be the most prevalent issue going into halftime.

Collinsworth will do his best to ignore it

Senor Weaselo

Wow, can’t even fault Romo for that Romoception. Doesn’t mean I can’t laugh!

blaxabbath

I’m like the catalyst for the Cowboys to Dem-Boys!

I missed shitty Dallas, welcome back!

Gratliff

*fap fap fap*

Mike McCarthyism

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shamburglar

AUDIBLE LAUGH

Sharkbait

Lolromo

upstate underdog

Oh my

Wakezilla

Tony Romo went to the Garo Yepremian school of tackling

Doktor Zymm

I laugh at yo stats line. FUCK DALLAS.

Spur
Spur

Nips are off.

Horatio Cornblower

Is it just me or do those nipples look off?

shamburglar

I’ll be the first to volunteer to NIPTRAIN them. If that’s a thing. Even if it isn’t,

Gratliff

GIFKAKKE TIME

Cole s going to have clean Jerry’s oil derricks with a toothbrush for that one.

King Hippo

That deserves a high alkeehol beer. It really do.

blaxabbath

So SNF comments are ‘This is Great’?

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Fuck Collinsworth.
Fuck the Giants.
And fuck Scrappy!

Wakezilla

Beasley had a case of the Welkahs there. . . .

It’s now a two possession game!

Mother Puncher

Those are, indeed, some Giant TDs

Doktor Zymm

FUCK DALLAS WOOOOOO I LOVE FOOTBALL LETS ALL HUG!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Fucking white people.

Spur

That is out.. Fuck

Sill Bimmons

SCRAP ON SCRAP VIOLENCE CRIS

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

There’s the Cowboys we all know

hippofant

Can’t run… hypnotized…

Mike McCarthyism

Listen Martin, I would but my blood isn’t flowing properly at the moment

Brocky

But he’s got a high foot iq!

Sharkbait

lolbeasley

Mike McCarthyism

That was an impressive form of slapdickery

ballsofsteelandfury

I think the Doktor may have just orgasmed.

Doktor Zymm

It’s okay, I can do multiple in a game

ballsofsteelandfury

Is that enough of a refractory period for you?

The Maestro

DEEE ARRR CEEEEEEE

Senor Weaselo

DRCfumbledown? Bahahaha!

entropy

Nice follow through, Romo.

Sill Bimmons

oh so ha ha ha

bourb0nblues

Gritty fumble right there.

Gratliff

Romo with the anti-effort!

Doktor Zymm

That’s fun. I like fun.

blaxabbath

Evening all. Just tuned in to find two of the most generic logos in football on the screen and the announcers plugging the Microsoft Surface tablets.

WCS

So… in the midst of a major riot in downtown LA (plus zombies eating anyone they can sink their infected teeth into), the protagonist manages to find his truck completely unscathed. What luck!

/is watching Fear the Walking Dead with game on radio

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Gotta know the right side streets to park on

Horatio Cornblower

“Black Mustang” is the code name for Dez’s Mom.

Senor Weaselo

Black Mustang? Interesting.

Horatio Cornblower

Sean Bean is in “The Martian”? Welp, you know Damon’s safe because some how, some way, Bean’s going to be the one to die.

shamburglar

OK. The Martian was an excellent novel. There is no way it translates into a movie. It might be good, but there is no way the movie interprets the tone of the novel .

Horatio Cornblower

I’m looking forward to seeing that movie.

In my house of course, because frustrated middle-aged men with guns have made me swear off movie theaters.

Spur

So, is The Martian what happened to Matt Damon before he turned into a douche in Interstellar?

entropy

I just hope Ridley Scott pits the real Alien in this one.

Spur

Later

Mike McCarthyism

Thanks for hosting this treasure trove of dick jokes

Senor Weaselo

The Martian: Is it too much to hope he dies at the end?

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