That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
ROMONOBYL IS UPON US
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Can’t I just bask in its warming rays?
GRITpocalypse II: Electric Boogaloo!
Is it possible to pass out from laughing too damn hard? Cause that’s where I’m at. HAAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK DALLAS!
U-238
I find the loss of demarco murray to be the most prevalent issue going into halftime.
Collinsworth will do his best to ignore it
Wow, can’t even fault Romo for that Romoception. Doesn’t mean I can’t laugh!
I’m like the catalyst for the Cowboys to Dem-Boys!
I missed shitty Dallas, welcome back!
*fap fap fap*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AUDIBLE LAUGH
Lolromo
Oh my
Tony Romo went to the Garo Yepremian school of tackling
I laugh at yo stats line. FUCK DALLAS.
http://imgur.com/KvnFusG
NSFW
Perky Point (After TD)
http://40.media.tumblr.com/528d4ff3a9beac5a0903607385e4d7de/tumblr_nlab2epAEZ1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Nips are off.
Is it just me or do those nipples look off?
I’ll be the first to volunteer to NIPTRAIN them. If that’s a thing. Even if it isn’t,
GIFKAKKE TIME
Cole s going to have clean Jerry’s oil derricks with a toothbrush for that one.
That deserves a high alkeehol beer. It really do.
So SNF comments are ‘This is Great’?
Fuck Collinsworth.
Fuck the Giants.
And fuck Scrappy!
Beasley had a case of the Welkahs there. . . .
It’s now a two possession game!
Giants TD
http://40.media.tumblr.com/9a6ad31fdb72baae8d19ab973997b38a/tumblr_nozvlxTKmq1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Those are, indeed, some Giant TDs
FUCK DALLAS WOOOOOO I LOVE FOOTBALL LETS ALL HUG!!!!!
Fucking white people.
That is out.. Fuck
SCRAP ON SCRAP VIOLENCE CRIS
There’s the Cowboys we all know
RUN RUN RUN
http://33.media.tumblr.com/deb39e4c2d0dd884696937587af79c31/tumblr_nnwjdfNBvD1uq3x5lo1_r1_250.gif
Can’t run… hypnotized…
Listen Martin, I would but my blood isn’t flowing properly at the moment
But he’s got a high foot iq!
lolbeasley
That was an impressive form of slapdickery
I think the Doktor may have just orgasmed.
It’s okay, I can do multiple in a game
Is that enough of a refractory period for you?
DEEE ARRR CEEEEEEE
DRCfumbledown? Bahahaha!
Nice follow through, Romo.
oh so ha ha ha
Gritty fumble right there.
Romo with the anti-effort!
That’s fun. I like fun.
Evening all. Just tuned in to find two of the most generic logos in football on the screen and the announcers plugging the Microsoft Surface tablets.
So… in the midst of a major riot in downtown LA (plus zombies eating anyone they can sink their infected teeth into), the protagonist manages to find his truck completely unscathed. What luck!
/is watching Fear the Walking Dead with game on radio
Gotta know the right side streets to park on
“Black Mustang” is the code name for Dez’s Mom.
Black Mustang? Interesting.
Sean Bean is in “The Martian”? Welp, you know Damon’s safe because some how, some way, Bean’s going to be the one to die.
OK. The Martian was an excellent novel. There is no way it translates into a movie. It might be good, but there is no way the movie interprets the tone of the novel .
I’m looking forward to seeing that movie.
In my house of course, because frustrated middle-aged men with guns have made me swear off movie theaters.
So, is The Martian what happened to Matt Damon before he turned into a douche in Interstellar?
I just hope Ridley Scott pits the real Alien in this one.
Can’t believe I made it this far. Have a good night gents and ladies. I had a blast.
Later
Thanks for hosting this treasure trove of dick jokes
The Martian: Is it too much to hope he dies at the end?