I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
It seems appropriate that they keep showing the Nationals mascots watching the game from the couch.
Trent’s making these guys up now.
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http://gfycat.com/LiquidHairyAtlanticblackgoby
http://gfycat.com/DelectableEducatedDamselfly
http://gfycat.com/ScentedHotAlbertosaurus
The post didn’t work right but Martin does amazing work like always
That’s just the teaser image. You have to click on the links to view the videos.
Yeah. I did, don’t worry. I just meant they didn’t display right away
THIS GUY CARLOS HYDE, TRENT CALLS HIM THE ROCKSTAR BECAUSE HE’S TERRIBLE AT THIS GUYS.
Well, I might as well have one more beer. I can’t possibly get any sleepier.
There isn’t enough alcohol to make me care about this game.
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TD. Close but I think this one is good
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Skating it close, aren’t we?
I LOVE skating!
With our total lack of funding I don’t really know why I care about NSFW – I guess so people can waste time at work here.
Wait, that was fine. I was a dick before. I know that will not make it back to you. 90 fucking things that were NSFW before that. I am good with that.
I am a fan, not a fan of saying nothing, at this point I am an angry fan… typed this I will play a shitty not known game. I will fucking steal shit I shouldnt know about
The Vikings are on ICE skates, dumbass!
http://gfycat.com/SmugCircularAgama
Touchdown!
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You really… ya really… *buuuurp*… really cronenberged this up Moose.
That gif needed it.
What a perfectly cromulent drive.
Foghorndown
The Doll House.
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See above gfycat links
Spider 2 Snag
There’s a real reason that Trent Dilfer doesn’t do this on a weekly basis.
Perhaps Ray Ray could put some air holes in Trent before next year’s broadcast.
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The only big boys Berman can celebrate are from Frich’s.
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I thought Vernon Davis had retired til he just got a catch and a penalty.
Another catch now
Blow that shit up Anthony Barr.
THROW LIKE A FERRARI
SPIN LIKE A PRIUS
That’s some good grip strength.
So, the BC Lions are a dumpster fire. Just like the Detroit Lions! But they do have one player, an o-line man named Dean Valli, who has lots and lots of girth. Yes, this is his coach talking about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ78s9hunBM
But it was nice of Ottawa to loan the Niners their jerseys for tonight.
Just like the Canadian dollar, they just gave them 3/4 of their total look. The helmets are obviously different.
this game is a Matthew McConaughey monologue.
http://i.imgur.com/TKTNGOm.gif
HAPPY DINNER?! HAPPY DINNER!? Who the fuck says that? What the fuck are you doped up on you lost baby hippo?
MERRY BREAKFAST!!!
Good lunchmas to all!
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The cats are enjoying this game more than I am. I wonder what value they see in it.
Strange, the Bears aren’t playing.
Woot
An army of Bradys throwing footballs is grounds for nuclear warfare. And then salting the earth.
DTZM gave me a no on that last one.
FG
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It’s finally Teddy time!
Hey Norv that’s Adrian Peterson in your back field you wattle necked geek.
Weren’t the Vikings supposed to have an improving and potentially good offense this year?
“Tune in after the game for SVP on ‘After M.A.S.H!”
i think this game made it so my dick won’t get hard ever again.
Looks like they still had to roll grass sod out per game. Theres visible seams in the carpet.
I’ve been watching the SYTYCD finale for the last hour and a half and I think I’ve learned more about football than I would have watching the 49ers-Vikings game.
Seriously…we still got a quarter to go people…
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Norv: I wanna run a Wing-T dammit! A Wing T!
Why do I feel like I need to offer an apology?
Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Didn’t see Roger Goodell’s review of Love Story?
Otherwise known as the Ray Rice Decision.
I’d rather hear five thousand more uninterrupted vowels from Trent Green than one more word from Trent Dilfer.
People forget that
Because its an anomaly in a mediocre career
Norv Turner: Broken Clock.
“This is college football” is the most charitable thing anyone could possibly say about anything in this game.
Hey, most D2 games are better
NORV
I just don’t know if I can do this anymore. It’s like I’m walking in a haze of smoke made of smoldering dreams once held close to hopeful hearts… and it’s still the 3rd quarter.
Is Trent just sprouting off names of colleges?
DON’T YOU SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF WEST VIRGINIA
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thank you heres a butt
Was that the desk where Eddie DeBartolo evaded taxes?