Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.

Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.

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laserguru

It seems appropriate that they keep showing the Nationals mascots watching the game from the couch.

Senor Weaselo

Trent’s making these guys up now.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The post didn’t work right but Martin does amazing work like always

Martin

That’s just the teaser image. You have to click on the links to view the videos.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah. I did, don’t worry. I just meant they didn’t display right away

Senor Weaselo

THIS GUY CARLOS HYDE, TRENT CALLS HIM THE ROCKSTAR BECAUSE HE’S TERRIBLE AT THIS GUYS.

makeitsnowondem

Well, I might as well have one more beer. I can’t possibly get any sleepier.

Martin

There isn’t enough alcohol to make me care about this game.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Martin

Skating it close, aren’t we?

Charge of the Light Brigade

I LOVE skating!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

With our total lack of funding I don’t really know why I care about NSFW – I guess so people can waste time at work here.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Wait, that was fine. I was a dick before. I know that will not make it back to you. 90 fucking things that were NSFW before that. I am good with that.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am a fan, not a fan of saying nothing, at this point I am an angry fan… typed this I will play a shitty not known game. I will fucking steal shit I shouldnt know about

The Mighty Feklahr

The Vikings are on ICE skates, dumbass!

Martin
Charge of the Light Brigade

You really… ya really… *buuuurp*… really cronenberged this up Moose.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That gif needed it.

Beerguyrob

What a perfectly cromulent drive.

Senor Weaselo

Foghorndown

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Martin

See above gfycat links

Recovery Whiskey

Spider 2 Snag

laserguru

There’s a real reason that Trent Dilfer doesn’t do this on a weekly basis.

Beerguyrob

Perhaps Ray Ray could put some air holes in Trent before next year’s broadcast.

Martin

martin-ksk.tumblr.com/random

Charge of the Light Brigade

The only big boys Berman can celebrate are from Frich’s.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I thought Vernon Davis had retired til he just got a catch and a penalty.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Another catch now

laserguru

Blow that shit up Anthony Barr.

makeitsnowondem

THROW LIKE A FERRARI

SPIN LIKE A PRIUS

Beerguyrob

That’s some good grip strength.

Wakezilla

So, the BC Lions are a dumpster fire. Just like the Detroit Lions! But they do have one player, an o-line man named Dean Valli, who has lots and lots of girth. Yes, this is his coach talking about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ78s9hunBM

Beerguyrob

But it was nice of Ottawa to loan the Niners their jerseys for tonight.

Wakezilla

Just like the Canadian dollar, they just gave them 3/4 of their total look. The helmets are obviously different.

deadlydeadlyhawk

this game is a Matthew McConaughey monologue.

WCS
Charge of the Light Brigade

HAPPY DINNER?! HAPPY DINNER!? Who the fuck says that? What the fuck are you doped up on you lost baby hippo?

hippofant

MERRY BREAKFAST!!!

deadlydeadlyhawk

Good lunchmas to all!

makeitsnowondem

The cats are enjoying this game more than I am. I wonder what value they see in it.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Strange, the Bears aren’t playing.

laserguru

Woot

Senor Weaselo

An army of Bradys throwing footballs is grounds for nuclear warfare. And then salting the earth.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
laserguru

It’s finally Teddy time!

Hey Norv that’s Adrian Peterson in your back field you wattle necked geek.

Senor Weaselo

Weren’t the Vikings supposed to have an improving and potentially good offense this year?

Beerguyrob

“Tune in after the game for SVP on ‘After M.A.S.H!”

deadlydeadlyhawk

i think this game made it so my dick won’t get hard ever again.

Recovery Whiskey

Looks like they still had to roll grass sod out per game. Theres visible seams in the carpet.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve been watching the SYTYCD finale for the last hour and a half and I think I’ve learned more about football than I would have watching the 49ers-Vikings game.

JustStopDude

Seriously…we still got a quarter to go people…
http://i.imgur.com/YiwxQKy.gif

Why Thank You Eddie

Norv: I wanna run a Wing-T dammit! A Wing T!

laserguru

Why do I feel like I need to offer an apology?

Why Thank You Eddie

Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Didn’t see Roger Goodell’s review of Love Story?

Beerguyrob

Otherwise known as the Ray Rice Decision.

makeitsnowondem

I’d rather hear five thousand more uninterrupted vowels from Trent Green than one more word from Trent Dilfer.

Recovery Whiskey

People forget that

Because its an anomaly in a mediocre career

Beerguyrob

Norv Turner: Broken Clock.

makeitsnowondem

“This is college football” is the most charitable thing anyone could possibly say about anything in this game.

Recovery Whiskey

Hey, most D2 games are better

deadlydeadlyhawk

NORV

Charge of the Light Brigade

I just don’t know if I can do this anymore. It’s like I’m walking in a haze of smoke made of smoldering dreams once held close to hopeful hearts… and it’s still the 3rd quarter.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Is Trent just sprouting off names of colleges?

WCS

DON’T YOU SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF WEST VIRGINIA

deadlydeadlyhawk

thank you heres a butt

Recovery Whiskey

Was that the desk where Eddie DeBartolo evaded taxes?