I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
http://i.imgur.com/WLdTl5c.gifv
Holy shit! This .gif is fantastic
Aww. Just like me trying to find it on the first time. Memories.
What round did Switch hitting Purple Jesus go in your fantasy rounds?
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At least tell us what movie this is
FG. So none of the admins are here, right?
/reads recent comments… Fuck a bunch are here
So lets say this is borderline NSFW?
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Standard business casual work apparel, yep.
I don’t moderate comments.
Do you moderate…………… DEEEZ NUTZ??!?!
I have waited all Monday to use a deez nutz, thank you muchly.
i’m not at work
C’mon, man. NIPPLES.
Black and white. It is art. Also did you not see what Fek posted earlier! … Sorry
I didn’t actually, I’ve been in and out. It’s Fek, though, so I don’t have to use much imagination.
Colin Kaepernick,Surgeon
Yo, that beating thing just stopped beating.
What is it about this stadium? This game has had more botches than Wrestlemania.
Shitty turf
Deep thought…what post game speech is going to be more difficult to deliver to the team by the coach…the winning or losing team?
Winning team will be easy – “Don’t get used to this feeling”
I would go with
“THIS IS WHY I BEAT MY KIDS”
Be real funny if the Vikings pull it out.
Men. This bed is comfortable. Zzzzzzzz
ok i’m dumb how do you post a pic?
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2205218/images/o-NO-IDEA-DOG-MEME-facebook.jpg
doing?
thank you
copy and post the image URL.
uggggghhhh
Be subjected this game and Berman and Dilfer as the announce team?
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Ah Kaep with a casual saunter role out.
An anagram for Trent Dilfer is “Nerd ref tilt”.
That’s where I am listening to this broadcast.
When did competent football die?
10 pm, 9 pm CT
http://i.imgur.com/541uwlk.jpg
Yeah Trent, so who’s our Ford Pinto?
Sanchez
“A Dirty Pinto”
Wouldn’t be a Hochuli game without at least one lawyered-up explanation
L&O dadum.
Not enough drugs in the world for this.
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The Mighty Feklahr is inclined to agree.
http://i.imgur.com/PUFrVuK.jpg
TRENT: SLOBBERKNOCKER CARLOS HYDE I AM FUCKING CARZY
“Would die to have the 49ers roster”
Huh?
God, Trent Dilfer is just dying me.
Please do?
If you were to give a lap dance to any historical figure, who would it be?
Betsy Ross. She earned it.
Cleo, I can call her Cleo because I am a time traveler that already did it. I now have every known VD from her, and 5 that don’t exist anymore.
Lucky motherfucker. On several levels.
I think I’d go with Byzantine Emperor Justinian’s wife, Theodora. Yes she’s pretty and yes she was a stripper that put on donkey shows before she met Justinian and probably had all the STIs in the world. She’d probably appreciate a good dance.
Catherine the Great, warming things up for the horse.
This game:
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Kluwe would have kicked that closer.
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Had to go walk the dogs. Their dumps were more solid than this game.
Have you ever watched a dog’s face when they take a shit in public? They seem to be looking to see if anyone is watching. I have no idea how they judge this in their dog brains.
My dog makes direct eye contact…. a bit unnerving.
So the streaming thing is working but the Berman thing blows.
It’s like the fucking stone age over here.
Where is my damn pause button?
Just zone out for a minute instead of pausing – you’ll see the same amount of competent football.
I am still watching because I still have beer.
I am just here because of you guys. There is a Rick and Morty I would be watching otherwise. Me having booze probably helps too.
It’s pretty great, by the way. Like all Rick and Mortys.
Remember how much people debated about Reggie Bush v. Vince Young in the draft? That was stupid.
Reggie White was drafted when Vince was still in gambling diapers.
Huh?
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/W/WhitRe00.htm
How drunk are you?
What?
Forgot you had an edit button.
PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, etc.
Forgot you had an edit button.
Edit button would not allow me to say:
“PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, etc.”
Identified as “spam” and not “spunk.”
Nobody likes anything either of you are doing, the fact that one of you likes what the other one did makes me want to self-murder.
STORNG TAEK
“interesting sandwich between the other piece of bread”
It can’t be true that Berman doesn’t know what a sandwich is, can it? He eats like four of them per hour.
Die Berman Die
Is that Gerrman for “The Berman, The”?
Oh yeah just popping back over. Going to Week 3 49ers at ARI.
God I hate 49ers fans.
http://giant.gfycat.com/WatchfulAlarmedHorseshoecrab.gif
That is the best gif I have ever seen in my life.
Today, but that’s still really good.
I think that with this game we’ve reached Peak Thanks Obama.
What the fuck…they are ending the half time show without a formal apology for this broadcast?!?
I’m calling the FCC.
Trent’s vocal couch:
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I’d be happy if he drowns Boomer, not drowns out, just drowns.
Drew Magary @drewmagary 3 minutes ago
These teams are shit and I think the announcers are somehow actively making them worse.
Why are shots of San Francisco relevant to this broadcast? Let’s see video of nerds subsisting on protein shakes while coding at 4AM
Homeless guys with signs on overpasses near the 101
See y’all later.
Night partner
I AM TOTALLY SWITCHING TO STATE FARM
I haven’t watched this game at all… how bad is it?
I’m just going to refer you to the header quote.
So you know AIDs. If there was a movie about this game vs. AIDs, AIDs would be the good guy.
When I was a kid, I used to have to pull, clean, and re-insert my own catheters.
Its on par with that…
Important questions:
1. Why does Black and Blue and Purple Jesus have 4 carries?
2. How is it 7-0 at the half and there’s only been 1 turnover?
1. Incompetence
2. Godlessness
1) Purple Jesus looks worse than McKinnon
2) Because every other kind of derp has happened.
Obligatory nowhere near Levi shot of downtown SF
“This game has cleared out Buddy’s bar faster than Patient Zero!”
Just to be clear: I am not advocating a drone strike on Levi’s Stadium. I am advocating a drones strike.
Nope…You cannot make me watch the second half.
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I’m glad I didn’t get whiskey tonight… I might have died.
I started real slow in the first game with mine. Not gonna lie I have picked up the pace.