Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!
Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!
For you gamblers, very close to the first push of the weekend!
I am rooting for the Chefs tonight, just cant care
I am starting Charles on my FF team. Still can’t care
The Kansas City Ennui understand.
Jeez that crowd is overweight. It’s like there was a huge ketchup accident at a Colts game.
Imagine if Jamaal Charles was on a team with any other source of offense.
And a coach that knew what was happening beyond the concession stand.
Maybe giving the ball to Jamaal Charles is a good idea.
If Andy had the ability to learn, he’d run three times, kick a FG and the game is over.
Cue the next Alex Smith INT in 3….2….
For the love of Jeff:
http://www.columbusalive.com/content/graphics/2012/02/01/simpsons/04.jpg
Special teams? Here’s a flag!
They should call them spenalty-cial teams, amirite?
Trying to pronounce that hurts.
And I jinxed it.
Three missed catches (four if you include the foot).
The worst thing about Thursday football is that it leaves a terrible taste in my mouth so I want MORE football to cleanse the palate, but I have to wait three days.
“I know how you feel.”
-Jesus
I think the Broncos have tested Peters sufficiently now, and can cut that shit right out.
That was a very Chiefs non-INT.
HERPAPOOLSA
We haven’t had a penalty flag in like three drives. Did someone sacrifice a virgin or something?
No, I’m still ali—I mean, I’m engaged in coitus with many beautiful ladies right now!
You just HAD to say something…
No. I’m still here.
Off tackle to the guy with turf toe is not gonna work.
So wait, I’m having trouble telling DraftKings and FanDuel apart. Which is the one that takes your money in exchange for a minuscule chance of receiving a payout, and which is the one that takes your money in exchange for an infinitesimal chance of receiving a payout?
Neither. They both just steal your money
God bless you, Chris Harris. And not Mike Huckabee’s God, to be clear.
Alex Smith refuses to throw it long due to his religious freedom being encroached by the forward pass.
Go fuck yourself for defending Chris Harris. I hate his god too
Mother pus bucket…
Nobody steps on a church in my town!
I think he can hear you, Ray.
SHIT, I thought he was gonna run it back.
Thank you for being you, Andy.
Jesus titty fucking Christ
“…give Alex Smith a chance to throw this ball into the end zone for a touchdown.”
Uh, Pheeeeeel?
Yeah, no shit. He did know he was talking about Alex Smith, right?
Which end zone?
Never change, Alex Smith.
Bah, these assholes having close games. I’m gonna go sleep and assume that the game was stopped due to an unusual rain of sardines, which required the setting up of a grill in the middle of the field and the whole audience enjoyed delicious tapas, while the football game was delayed until I wake up tomorrow morning.
Cool. The Chiefs apparently employ a falconer!
Clock Management is Andy Reids forte
Defensive returns is Marc Trestmans Forte.
Why is that one KC coach wearing horse insemination gloves?
BOSS TODD APPROVES THIS DRIVE-KILLING TRICK PLAY
Yes! Andy Reid clock management in mid season form.
Charles seems well aware the Chiefs are wasting what’s left of his prime. He should start wearing a beret and smoking clove cigarettes.
The all DOOOON’T CAAAARE team. Cutler at QB, Charles at RB, Fitty as your WR. So far, not awful.
He can start talking like the French kid from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Attempted trickeration!
Uh…
I can’t cheer for him! He’s Irish!
LOOK OUT BRONCOS IT’S AN IRISHMAN!
Bullshit – he started sliding like 3 yards before the line.
Despite being a woman with short arms and tiny hands, I assume the main reason I’m not in the NFL is my tattoos.
DAS RAYCESS!!!
Whatever you say Travis, 16, from Des Moines…
Sill that was absolutely fantastic
I forgot you were a woman. I think the reason is tiny hands.
The only way that could possibly be true is if your ink is well-executed and legible.
THIS GAME I CALL IT STUCK AT THE ARCADE BECAUSE WITH ONE QUARTER LEFT I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
Remember “Rampage”? That was always a good game for your last quarter; it could last a while.
I remember playing it as a kid on the NES. My cousin convinced me that the area of the map with the great lakes was Hawaii because it was shaped like a palm tree. Fucker.
Okoye: One Bad Ass Mother Fucker
At this point, I’m rooting for the tie because no team deserves to win this game.
I’m still pulling for that meteor.
There’s not a sane Denver fan who wouldn’t take that offer in a second.
Preferably a 19-19 tie. That’s right, safeties for both sides.
I’m rooting for a tie because my team doesn’t deserve to win this game.
KELCEDOWN NAOW PLEEZ
It’s hard to win playing without a QB or a LT.
I would rather hear Mic’d up with Tommy from Quinzee, even on this game, which he probably isn’t watching
“FAAAHHCCKK YEW WE AHLWAYS WATCH THAT FAGGOT MANNING FAAHHCKIN LOSE EV-AH-REE GAME HE PLAYS!!”
I’m politically conservative, in that I’d like to go back to a simpler time, a better time, back at the end of the first half when Denver was doing shit that worked.
Why wasn’t that topic in the debate?
It was a glorious 5 minute Renaissance.
Houston…Texans?
Step 1: Make a microwave to plays “Final Countdown” with 0:15 to go.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: PROFIT!
KC’s punter is better, but Denver’s placekicker is better. FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!
EACH KICK MORE MUNDANE THAN THE LAST
It’s Colquittin’ time!
#rejectedfantasticfourlines
It’s Von Miller Time!
– rejected Coors Light slogans
“Let’s make a good movie!”
#rejectedfantasticfourlines
So is there such thing as 1/6 of a sack?
We’re trying!
— human breeding lab with Lance Armstrong’s DNA
Yeah, that’s what my weedman used to tell me.
TAPE CURES ALL. I’ve been lucky enough to avoid back and knee injuries, but I’ve fucked up my ankle plenty of times. Granted, I’ve never had the advantage of tape, or NFL level painkillers, but down for <20 seconds = 3 day recovery, down for 20 – 90 seconds, week recovery, down for 3+ minutes while a cat sits on your bed and laughs about how you just tripped on it? Month recovery, two if you could being able to stand on your toes on one leg.
THIS DOCTOR ZYMM I CALL HER PEYTON MANNING BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HER BODY IS FALLING APART SHE KEEPS IT TOGETHER BY GRINDING TAPE.
My dad tells the horror story of when he was playing basketball in high school, planted his foot, and looked down to see the entire bottom sole of his shoe.
Fuck both these teams.