Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!

Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games  he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!

 

 

 

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Sill Bimmons

CURSE OF TER RIVEBROG BLOKEN

Brick Meathook

NORWOOD AND THE END OF A BIG GAME – WHAT COULD HAPPEN?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Coin slot cam?

Japanimal

Norwood- Wide Left

OsamaBenJarvus

As a Bills fan, ouch, man.

OsamaBenJarvus

and it was wide right.

Japanimal

nitpicking

entropy

Norwood has no feeling in his fingers, either.

King Hippo

Ha! It was kind of refreshing for someone other than PeyPey/the OL to fuck up.

Sill Bimmons

SCORE

Brick Meathook

PEYTON YOU KEEP PEYTONING

packman_jon

Well, this is interesting.

Redshirt

> load peyton_QB.exe
C:\peyton_QB.exe loaded.

> load passprotect.exe
Error: File not found.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Is it Abdullah that observes Ramadan every year? That’s some serious shit to still play football.

OsamaBenJarvus

Jesus, do their flags expire at midnight or something?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

+1. I’m gonna put in a pin in this one for the tagline.

Sill Bimmons

OVERTIME KELCEDOWN LET’S GO

Senor Weaselo

We all know Manning won’t retire until he passes Favre. I’m still not convinced he’ll do it this year.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

At least they’re in field goal range.

/is a dick

OsamaBenJarvus

I WILL NOT WATCH OVERTIME. I WILL NOT WATCH OVERTIME. I WILL NOT WATCH OVERTIME. I WILL NOT WATCH OVERTIME. I WILL NOT WATCH OVERTIME. I WILL NOT WATCH OVERTIME. I WILL NOT WATCH OVERTIME. I WILL NOT WATCH OVERTIME.

Senor Weaselo

BASKETBALL, DRINK.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Oh dear.

Redshirt

The refs want this game to end as much as we do.

entropy

Overweight Macho Man Randy Savage approves.

Sill Bimmons

oh fuck no

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pffft, Brock could have made that throw, too.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I assume the Tampa Bay Bud Light can includes extra botulism?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I snuck my dog up here all day on the day my dick dad was out of town, I ruined my bed, it is 100% fur

Sill Bimmons

All in all, this day could have been a lot better:

http://crayfisher.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/meh.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

One of you more musically literate/creative folks should do a post on a day in the life of the person who picks bumper music for the networks.

entropy

It’s the same 12 songs on a mix CD someone created back in college in ’02

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sounds better than the posts I wrire.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I gave you stuff off Straight Outta Compton and Puff Daddy and the Family and you tell me I gave you nothing.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That was just a lie

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We get paid double for commenting during overtime, right?

Old School Zero

Yup. Instead of $0, you get $00.

Sill Bimmons

EASY STREET HERE I COME WOO

Senor Weaselo

I think it’s only time and a half, which comes out to… zero dollars.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Please no overtime. I just want to go to bed.

entropy

Phil trying to talk himself into Peyton being capable of leading a two minute drill this season.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I could really use 32 more yards from Sanders.

OsamaBenJarvus

Make up for that vulturedown and give me the schadenfreude of a Manning pick 6.

blackroseMD1

That would be b-e-a-utiful.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I haven’t seen this much yellow flying around since Pearl Harbor.”

– Bill Parcells

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Souvenir, left side!

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I really hate Mike Carey.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Out of curiosity, just checked out the Sportxx page. No live blog, a smattering of posts with fewer than a dozen comments each.

WCS

Dave has adopted the Jay Cutler philosophy.

hippofant

Wow Ware just ran himself right out of that play. Tackle was like, “Hey aren’t I supposed to block yo… okay, what do I do now?”

entropy

ANOTHER FUCKING FLAG ON SPECIAL TEAMS?!? What the ever loving fuck…. Jesus. This is horrific.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I actually am happy with Davis getting the TD. Love him and reason to drink sadly

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I haven’t seen this much yellow flying around since that night at R. Kelly’s house I don’t like to talk about.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And we all thought the guy on sideline had those gloves for handling falcons…

blackroseMD1

Goddamnit you vulturing bastardo

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

My favorite kind of TD – one that doesn’t affect any fantasy outcome, anywhere.

Sill Bimmons

I do not think that you are correct in your assessment.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Are you fucking kidding me? VULTUREDOWN!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fucking vulture down

OsamaBenJarvus

You vulturing motherfucker.

Senor Weaselo

Vulturedown!

packman_jon

VULTUREDOWN

Old School Zero

VULTUREDOWN

Sill Bimmons

Things are a gonna be discusstibated…