Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road. The road? I’ve heard good things about that place. Okay. One more.” Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks…

Den @ Det: Peyton can’t feel his fingers and after a day of drinking I can’t feel my legs. I thought that the Falcons/Cowboy tilt should have been in this spot but what do I know-I’m just a guy that has a big dick. Whoa there. Who IS a big dick. Sorry about the confusion. Anyway, does anyone mamember reading that the Bronc’s were going to run the ball like bananas with CJ this year? Their leading rusher is Hillman with a paltry 75 yards Good Luvin’! Speaking of lousy running games, the hosannas have turned into the boohannas for 59 yards and counting (on one hand) Ameer Abdullah. On his behalf I’d like to ask the question, “does anyone know where a guy can pick up a niqab on the cheap?”. Good Night, Canada!

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Old School Zero

Super blood moon for MVP.

laserguru

concur.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But somehow that’s another great throw by Manning.

makeitsnowondem

MANNY SANDERS BITCH

The Maestro

That was a nasty, nasty grab.

makeitsnowondem

Yahoo autodrafted David Bruton for someone in the Worst. League. Ever. and I scoffed at it, but now I’m kind of reconsidering.

Senor Weaselo

I should turn on Rick and Morty, but my remote’s broken and I’m too tired to be that clever. And I’m an episode down so I need to stream episodes anyway.

King Hippo

Like that weirdo from the internet show says, THAT’S GOOD BRONCOS!!

makeitsnowondem

BRUTON = HERO

King Hippo

That’s TWICE in 3 games now

Senor Weaselo

All of the picks!

ProzacElf

Nice work, Lions!

King Hippo

BRUTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Hippo

Don;t do this to me, Denver. I’m too drunk.

Dunstan

“Don’t do this to me… I’m too drunk” is also the title of Bill Cosby’s next album

Old School Zero

I couldn’t care less about either of the new reboot flicks–Pan and Steve Jobs.

King Hippo

I haven’t seen a movie in the theater since Django Unchained. Don’t think I’ve missed much.

Charge of the Light Brigade

You missed Mad Max….. and that’s about it.

ssi_bulldawg

Yep, Mad Max is something to see on the big screen. That is, if you’re into absolute chaos and little plot beyond: have you lost your shit yet, because at some point, all your shit will be lost.

blaxabbath

Was all about Gravity in 3D. Everything else, however, can suck my Amazon Prime account.

packman_jon

Amazon Prime seems to be pulling movies that I want to see. In a just world, Fury Road is on Prime

Senor Weaselo

Ant-Man didn’t suck, and that was the first movie I’d seen in theaters since Moneyball.

blackroseMD1

Detroit going out of their way to kick their own ass.

King Hippo

It is much appreciate. My fantasy team also needed that FG to have a WAYYYYY outside shot at 1-2.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

This is a sloooooowwwww game

blaxabbath

Just saw THE BEN is out four to six weeks. Does this mean rape prevention networks are proposing a temporary change to “kick the knee” from “use taser” to prevent being Winstoned.

Sill Bimmons

har

makeitsnowondem

I feel like Bennie Fowler sucks way less than Caldwell and Norwood and (sigh) Lattimer.

King Hippo

I really thought Latimer was gonna be the tits. Then again, I’m pretty fucking stupid.

makeitsnowondem

Man, I thought the same thing. Serves us right.

Old School Zero

Wow. That is some bullshit.

blackroseMD1

Yep. That should have been an incomplete pass.

Senor Weaselo

If it was Brady it would have been a touchdown. And a penalty.

makeitsnowondem

Full agreement here.

blackroseMD1

Detroit is just going to find a way to hold the Broncos to 14 points and still derp the game away.

King Hippo

14 is pretty much a bukkake of points for the new Denver offense.

We are entirely dependent on Wade Phillips and teh FG kicker.

Senor Weaselo

The Denver Broncos: Where Peyton Manning gets the credit for the takeaways.

The Maestro

This game is an abortion, and I’m glad I’ve been drunkenly watching the moon tonight instead of my TV.

laserguru

It’s just starting to come out of totality right now. Very cool stuff. We should be able to see a normal full moon in a couple of hours.
Not that I’m going to see it.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Were you not here for the Dilfer announced 49ers vs Vikings game on week 1? If this is an abortion then that game was a goddamn genocide followed by a trainwreck into a burning shipwreck.

The Maestro

Trent Dilfer is the Idi Amin of color commentators, if you ask me.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Is Collinsworth on his meds? I haven’t felt like clawing out my own eardrums for a while.

laserguru

I’m still waiting for an explanation of what the fuck a “Yord” is.

Charge of the Light Brigade

The Urban Dictionary definitions leave me unsatisfied.

laserguru

Only Cris Collingsworth knows.

Charge of the Light Brigade

So the definition is “shit”, as this is the extent of what Collinsworth “knows”.

King Hippo

what a shitty officiating crew. affected both sides equally, just fucking garbage

Horatio Cornblower

“Hi. I’m Jeff Triplette, apparently we haven’t met.”

makeitsnowondem

Triplette should be fired from this and whatever his real job is.

Sill Bimmons

Cherry juice-brined cherrywood smoked bacon is also an insanity.

Smokers are the AWESOME

laserguru

I really like my new wine glasses. Now I only have to drink two glasses instead of three to finish the bottle.

Efficiency!

makeitsnowondem

Man, Eric Ebron kinda sucks at all the usual duties of a tight end.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Half slab of ribs consumed. Moving on.

WCS

The Andy Reid Story

King Hippo

absent the moving on

Senor Weaselo

Andy Reid: A Short Story. And its sequels.

packman_jon

Next time on Chicago P.D.: SPEED CHECKING

/driver does 130 down I-894
“Eh, I’ve seen faster”

makeitsnowondem

Everyone’s talking about The Blindspot, but frankly I’ve heard enough about Kirk Cousins’ scouting report.

Sill Bimmons
WCS

I MUST HAVE IT

Charge of the Light Brigade

This is saintly work!

laserguru

OAK!

Oak and beef should almost be illegal.

Nice work!

Horatio Cornblower

That char looks ridiculous.

laserguru

Apple is a nice choice.
Not to complain but the pork in the picture looks a little over cooked.

A tenderloin only needs about 45 minutes in a 350 degree oven. This maybe could have used a injection.

Sill Bimmons

Smoked. Supposed to be that way.

Sill Bimmons
packman_jon

I tried eating the monitor but I’m not tasting pork

packman_jon

O/U on Draft Duel/Fan Kings not being a thing: 1.5 years

WCS

If there’s a just and loving God.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

They merge

laserguru

They’re playing the short game. Investing a shitload of money to rip off the rubes before they realize there is no way in hell they can win.

Save your money folks. This shit doesn’t even appear in the playoffs.

King Hippo

Fucking Sanders. Jeebus Tapdancing Christ.

Sill Bimmons

THE APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING HOLY FUCKING SHIT

King Hippo

PeyPey with teh Buster Bluth maneuver

blackroseMD1

I love Manning’s “Don’t sack me, bro!” move to give himself up. It looks so awkward and hilarious.

Dunstan

He actually sings the jingle while he does it:

Please-don’t-sack
My ag-ing ass

WCS

Lions tackling, how does it work?

Horatio Cornblower

If real lions tackled like that they’d have gone extinct due to mass starvation thousands of years ago.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Stafford is now a receiving qb, huge upside in ppr leagues

King Hippo

Also an upgrade in Aaron Rodgers’ fantasy league

makeitsnowondem

Self-pass!

King Hippo

can’t guard Golden Fucking Tate now. Jeebus.

Horatio Cornblower

If you’re going to quit your job and by a new car to drive across the country then for fuck’s sake by classic, not a KIA.

http://hdwallpapersimage.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hdwallpapersimage.com-girl-on-a-classic-ford-mustang-wide-hd-wallpaper-1920×1200.jpg

Also don’t bring your Dad

King Hippo

I assume he was just asking him for money.

As a father, I assure you that nobody talks to their Dad unless they wants teh moneys.

King Hippo

That goddamned “drive”

Sill Bimmons

Things are happening in the football contest!

Let’s enjoy!

King Hippo

Terrible OL with the ineffective holding.

Sill Bimmons
makeitsnowondem

I think it’s high time I started drinking.

King Hippo

YES. Do it fastly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I cooked 7 lbs of ribs. My wife is not home yet, and I am not expecting her to be hungry when she arrives. Matt Stafford, I pray to you to give me strength!

packman_jon

“7lbs of ribs? Ugh, I already ate 10 before the game”

Horatio Cornblower

Stafford likes your approach to appetizers but needs more info on the main course.

WCS

That CLOMPING sound you hear is Andy Reid running (well, “running”) as fast as he can to your place.

packman_jon

ORGY! ORGY!

Horatio Cornblower
Sill Bimmons

WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE BECAUSE MOON SHADOW

blackroseMD1

I really needed that to be a Megatrondown.

King Hippo

I am on my last pear cider. There is a Dale’s Pale Ale in the back of the fridge for the 4th quarter.

Monday gon’ hurt.

Goddamnit Denver

Sill Bimmons