[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road. The road? I’ve heard good things about that place. Okay. One more.” Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks…
Den @ Det: Peyton can’t feel his fingers and after a day of drinking I can’t feel my legs. I thought that the Falcons/Cowboy tilt should have been in this spot but what do I know-I’m just a guy that has a big dick. Whoa there. Who IS a big dick. Sorry about the confusion. Anyway, does anyone mamember reading that the Bronc’s were going to run the ball like bananas with CJ this year? Their leading rusher is Hillman with a paltry 75 yards Good Luvin’! Speaking of lousy running games, the hosannas have turned into the boohannas for 59 yards and counting (on one hand) Ameer Abdullah. On his behalf I’d like to ask the question, “does anyone know where a guy can pick up a niqab on the cheap?”. Good Night, Canada!
Super blood moon for MVP.
concur.
But somehow that’s another great throw by Manning.
MANNY SANDERS BITCH
That was a nasty, nasty grab.
Yahoo autodrafted David Bruton for someone in the Worst. League. Ever. and I scoffed at it, but now I’m kind of reconsidering.
I should turn on Rick and Morty, but my remote’s broken and I’m too tired to be that clever. And I’m an episode down so I need to stream episodes anyway.
Like that weirdo from the internet show says, THAT’S GOOD BRONCOS!!
BRUTON = HERO
That’s TWICE in 3 games now
All of the picks!
Nice work, Lions!
BRUTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don;t do this to me, Denver. I’m too drunk.
“Don’t do this to me… I’m too drunk” is also the title of Bill Cosby’s next album
I couldn’t care less about either of the new reboot flicks–Pan and Steve Jobs.
I haven’t seen a movie in the theater since Django Unchained. Don’t think I’ve missed much.
You missed Mad Max….. and that’s about it.
Yep, Mad Max is something to see on the big screen. That is, if you’re into absolute chaos and little plot beyond: have you lost your shit yet, because at some point, all your shit will be lost.
Was all about Gravity in 3D. Everything else, however, can suck my Amazon Prime account.
Amazon Prime seems to be pulling movies that I want to see. In a just world, Fury Road is on Prime
Ant-Man didn’t suck, and that was the first movie I’d seen in theaters since Moneyball.
Detroit going out of their way to kick their own ass.
It is much appreciate. My fantasy team also needed that FG to have a WAYYYYY outside shot at 1-2.
This is a sloooooowwwww game
Just saw THE BEN is out four to six weeks. Does this mean rape prevention networks are proposing a temporary change to “kick the knee” from “use taser” to prevent being Winstoned.
har
I feel like Bennie Fowler sucks way less than Caldwell and Norwood and (sigh) Lattimer.
I really thought Latimer was gonna be the tits. Then again, I’m pretty fucking stupid.
Man, I thought the same thing. Serves us right.
Wow. That is some bullshit.
Yep. That should have been an incomplete pass.
If it was Brady it would have been a touchdown. And a penalty.
Full agreement here.
Detroit is just going to find a way to hold the Broncos to 14 points and still derp the game away.
14 is pretty much a bukkake of points for the new Denver offense.
We are entirely dependent on Wade Phillips and teh FG kicker.
The Denver Broncos: Where Peyton Manning gets the credit for the takeaways.
This game is an abortion, and I’m glad I’ve been drunkenly watching the moon tonight instead of my TV.
It’s just starting to come out of totality right now. Very cool stuff. We should be able to see a normal full moon in a couple of hours.
Not that I’m going to see it.
Were you not here for the Dilfer announced 49ers vs Vikings game on week 1? If this is an abortion then that game was a goddamn genocide followed by a trainwreck into a burning shipwreck.
Trent Dilfer is the Idi Amin of color commentators, if you ask me.
Is Collinsworth on his meds? I haven’t felt like clawing out my own eardrums for a while.
I’m still waiting for an explanation of what the fuck a “Yord” is.
The Urban Dictionary definitions leave me unsatisfied.
Only Cris Collingsworth knows.
So the definition is “shit”, as this is the extent of what Collinsworth “knows”.
what a shitty officiating crew. affected both sides equally, just fucking garbage
“Hi. I’m Jeff Triplette, apparently we haven’t met.”
Triplette should be fired from this and whatever his real job is.
Cherry juice-brined cherrywood smoked bacon is also an insanity.
Smokers are the AWESOME
I really like my new wine glasses. Now I only have to drink two glasses instead of three to finish the bottle.
Efficiency!
Man, Eric Ebron kinda sucks at all the usual duties of a tight end.
Half slab of ribs consumed. Moving on.
The Andy Reid Story
absent the moving on
Andy Reid: A Short Story. And its sequels.
Next time on Chicago P.D.: SPEED CHECKING
/driver does 130 down I-894
“Eh, I’ve seen faster”
Everyone’s talking about The Blindspot, but frankly I’ve heard enough about Kirk Cousins’ scouting report.
Oak and/or hickory wood?
BEEF
http://www.southernfoodways.org/app/uploads/Whole+brisket3.jpg
I MUST HAVE IT
This is saintly work!
OAK!
Oak and beef should almost be illegal.
Nice work!
That char looks ridiculous.
Apple and/or Pear wood?
PORK
http://www.smokedngrilled.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Honey-Glazed-Mesquite-Smoked-Pork-Tenderloin-post.jpg
Apple is a nice choice.
Not to complain but the pork in the picture looks a little over cooked.
A tenderloin only needs about 45 minutes in a 350 degree oven. This maybe could have used a injection.
Smoked. Supposed to be that way.
Smoked pork is supposed to be dry.
SAUCE WOO
http://www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/slow-cooker-pulled-pork.jpg
I tried eating the monitor but I’m not tasting pork
O/U on Draft Duel/Fan Kings not being a thing: 1.5 years
If there’s a just and loving God.
They merge
They’re playing the short game. Investing a shitload of money to rip off the rubes before they realize there is no way in hell they can win.
Save your money folks. This shit doesn’t even appear in the playoffs.
Fucking Sanders. Jeebus Tapdancing Christ.
THE APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING HOLY FUCKING SHIT
PeyPey with teh Buster Bluth maneuver
I love Manning’s “Don’t sack me, bro!” move to give himself up. It looks so awkward and hilarious.
He actually sings the jingle while he does it:
Please-don’t-sack
My ag-ing ass
Lions tackling, how does it work?
If real lions tackled like that they’d have gone extinct due to mass starvation thousands of years ago.
Stafford is now a receiving qb, huge upside in ppr leagues
Also an upgrade in Aaron Rodgers’ fantasy league
Self-pass!
can’t guard Golden Fucking Tate now. Jeebus.
If you’re going to quit your job and by a new car to drive across the country then for fuck’s sake by classic, not a KIA.
http://hdwallpapersimage.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hdwallpapersimage.com-girl-on-a-classic-ford-mustang-wide-hd-wallpaper-1920×1200.jpg
Also don’t bring your Dad
I assume he was just asking him for money.
As a father, I assure you that nobody talks to their Dad unless they wants teh moneys.
That goddamned “drive”
Things are happening in the football contest!
Let’s enjoy!
Terrible OL with the ineffective holding.
OMG MTG KIA
http://i.tcgplayer.com/3368.jpg
I think it’s high time I started drinking.
YES. Do it fastly
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I cooked 7 lbs of ribs. My wife is not home yet, and I am not expecting her to be hungry when she arrives. Matt Stafford, I pray to you to give me strength!
“7lbs of ribs? Ugh, I already ate 10 before the game”
Stafford likes your approach to appetizers but needs more info on the main course.
That CLOMPING sound you hear is Andy Reid running (well, “running”) as fast as he can to your place.
ORGY! ORGY!
Going heavy for the blood moon.’
http://thebeerfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/heavyseaspegleg.jpg
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE BECAUSE MOON SHADOW
I really needed that to be a Megatrondown.
I am on my last pear cider. There is a Dale’s Pale Ale in the back of the fridge for the 4th quarter.
Monday gon’ hurt.
Goddamnit Denver
IT’S PERRY
http://groceries.morrisons.com/productImages/119/119619011_0_640x640.jpg