Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…
Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.
I’m going to start writing my congressman to see if fanduel is illegal, because those fucking commercials are driving me insane. It has to be illegal, right? Please!?!?
This should be the one good aspect of having a Republican congressman. I should tell him Jeebus spoke to me in a dream about it.
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The cone of silence, early days.
Yes, the prototype.
Look, it was just one fart, you don’t have to make such a big deal of it.
That was a stupid fart joke, so obviously I enjoyed it immensely.
I’ve got another for you, then:
A young Chris Berman practices sniffing his own farts.
I believe that is more of a fact than a true joke.
“Replay every game of the 2015 NFL Season…”
WHY?! WHAT THE FUCK DID WE EVER DO TO *YOU,* NFL?!?!!!!
“Relive 2015’s greatest moments. Like CJ Anderson getting stopped at the line! Or Jeremy Hill getting stopped at the line!”
EVERY 6-3 “DEFENSIVE STRUGGLE,” right there, to remind you this game has turned to shit!!
we know what we did ,, smgdh
I’m not sure GMC really understands their demo.
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I love that this just appeared on my screen.
I’d like to give Elmo an Eskimo kiss.
Somehow, Last Witch Hunter looks both ridiculous and I want to see it. Seems like a DFO Movie Review candidate.
Looks like John Carpenter’s Vampires with better effects and worse actors.
“DFO sneaks in a flask and watches a movie”
I would never see a movie just because Elijah Wood is in it, but him and VD together has potential
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Still-can’t-feel-my-goddamn-hands
We can has footbaw game??
No. We can’t have nice games.
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
WAY TO NUT UP A GET A STOP WOO
Lost to ruben studdard down!
ELITE PASS. honestly
That throw was elite as hell.
Can’t be. Wasn’t intercepted.
OR, it was intended for the defensive back and it was intercepted.
Point to you.
Today I learned that two obscure terms for a group of them is an unkindness or conspiracy of ravens. WHY HAVE WE NOT USED THIS?
You need two or more for a conspiracy of ravens, but an obstruction of justice only requires one.
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Hey look, it’s the Ben’s next “date”
That assumes she’s headed to the bathroom
Fuck you, Forsett. Can’t even run past Mike Mitchell. My worst draft pick this year.
Nope, the toast can never be done during a commercial.
Raven-on-Raven late hit!
Oh, sure, a darker and edgier Steve Jobs reboot where they turn the beloved genius into a cutthroat asshole.
And use a Limey to do it.
At least they cast an actor this time.
That field is still a disgrace.
Did they cast the person who looked the least like Jobs?
To be fair, that’s what Steve Jobs thought he looked like.
Next version stars Will Smiff.
Fuck Steve Jobs 2: Electric Boogaloo
Yup. It looks like a steaming pile of made for tv shit.
Kid learned to talk awful fuckin fast if they’re “mom and dad” 36 hours after birth.
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Hey thats my favorite vending machine
SIX MINUTES OF COMPETENCE
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You guys, I’m starting to think the Ravens are not very good.
Webb kinda overshot his mark on the flyby, eh?
Back the into the portolet, my boy.
I love that Heyward Bey missed that ball, but Vick threw it so hard it was inside of him.
Darius Heyward-Bey? Are you fucking kidding me, Vick?
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HEYWARD-BEY
So, basically, the entire playbook, Phil?
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Fine. You are an asshole
::scrolls::
I’m sure you are sexy to someone, but if you are going to throw an insult at my joke, then I can see why.
I see Mike VIck is using the 04 Madden Playbook on how best to use him.
That looked like a choreographed dance number.
VICKARM
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Woof.
JOE FLACCO, TONIGHT I CALL HIM JUSTIN TRUDEAU BECAUSE HE JUST DOESN’T LOOK READY.
(NICE HAIR THOUGH).
“Sketch from 1980’s SNL plastered over a commercial we already did with regular people” simply cannot be a winning advertising strategy, can it?
“Oh, I don’t know. Who offers a discount double-check to make sure you didn’t miss any discounts? Could it be….
STATE FARM????”
“Uh… khakis?”
“Okay, someone find my brother and take away his headset.”
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POWERRRRRR!
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(It’s a loop of Clarkson saying it)
My fiance started Flacco. She is disappointed in the eliteness
I’m too young to remember the coneheads. What was the joke?
That was pretty much it. Consider yourself caught up.
Flacco is a difference maker.
That contract just keeps looking betterer and betterer.
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He floated the fumble!
Elite fumble!
Elite knee volley by Flacco. He’s really on top form.
FLUMBLE
Well done.