Indy @ Hou: Arian is coming back to full strength against the right team-versus the Colts he averages a TD per game, 120 rush yards and 6 ypc. Is there anyone who can’t run against Indy? I don’t think so. Here’s betting that Mallethoyer has the sort of game that will have the Texan fan screaming for Hoyermallet to start the following week. As of this writing (Wednesday) both Luck and Hasselbeck were questionable which led to the re-signing of Josh Johnson. Needless to say, one of the questionables will be dragging his carcass onto the field Thursday evening. You know how teams end up regretting not re-upping a star player because he ended up on a division rival and went on to show that he could still be productive?-Texans management doesn’t feel that way about Andre Johnson. At the rate he’s going, Donte Moncrief (no relation to Sidney Moncrief, the do-everything 6’4″ guard for the Milwaukee Bucks in the 80’s that was asked to guard everyone from Jordan to Dr. J to Larry Bird and never got the credit he deserved and was my childhood hero, dammit!) is going to be the guy that ends up getting double coverage, leaving T.Y. to wonder, “hey, what about me?”.
That short pass to the tight-end picked up huge yards but for the penalty. Lets try a low percentage over the shoulder side line fade.
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Haha!
Just enough time for Houstonians to march down the field, score a touchdown and go for 2.
Tipton? More like Dropton!
gotta throw less to tipton and more to catchton imo
Guys. We’re satiated.
–Flag gods.
Why would the Colts pick up old retreads?
Because Ryan Grigson, that’s why.
Symbolic.
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Punt now, Colts. You gotta put D’Qwell back on the field.
Is ksk just bud light ads now?
KSK doesn’t even exist anymore
Holy shit I just went over there to check it out. What a mess of a site.
It’s name was Robert Paulson. It’s name was Robert Paulsen.
Nothing gets a pair of house cats who normally loathe one another to find species harmony like an empty cardboard box.
My old cats still do that at my parents’ house.
My parrot goes fucking ape shit for beer boxes…or really any box.
Was O’Brien trying not to shart?
That was my thought. Looked pretty desperate, along with a hint of “why did I have to wear light colored pants?” angst.
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Make It Snow inspired me to look up my first KOTW…
Blaxabbath
Those protesters should be attractive Miss Alabama contestants.
“Oh yeah, I’d like to shoot at that…all over those tight little tummies…”
Guess it was a crack about broadcasters ignoring the Ferguson protesters coupled with how much they liked Dalton’s backup’s girl?
My history is deleted.
I remember that it was something about Nickelback playing the Thanksgiving game.
I don’t think film drunk will last another 6 months. Is there any particular reason Uproxx fucked over their existing products. I mean you can produce your click-bait shallow dreck but still allow your high quality niche products to continue (a la Fox with FX)
It’s like holy water to vampires or equal rights to the GOP- so repellent to their very nature that they cannot stand the existence of such a thing in their headspace.
Is Novak “Butters” from KSK?
Can anyone explain to me why the clock stopped at 6:52?
Not enough flags for the flag gods
Are the upright flags really necessary inside a dome?
The cheese-influenced “winds” inside Indy’s stadium say yes.
YAY I KICK GOOD
Houston should hire Brenden Rodgers just for the laughs
So the Colts are essentially the new Bengals, right? A productive regular season followed by a guaranteed early to mid round playoff exit due to their inability to beat even the most mediocre playoff-worthy competition?
When have the Bengals ever made it to the Mid-rounds of the playoffs?
198something?
The Bengals are still the Bengals. Just with fewer arrests.
BRING BACK MA(lle)TT
YEAH
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Brian Hoyer, mobile quarterback!
I have no goddamned idea why I am still up and watching this dreck.
You hate yourself?
You’re a self-loathing misanthrope?
CONCUSSION RRAAAAAAGGGGEEEE!
Did you bet on the Blue Jays?
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She is impressive.
“Great play, English!”
-Andrew Luck
TOM HIDDLESTON: This house is keeping things alive when they shouldn’t be.
CARSON PALMER: Hey! Hi!
I may not know AARP, but I know MILF when I see it.
18 week regular season
16 game regular season
2 byes ensures minimum of 9 days rest for both Thursday Night participants every week
Thursday Night goes from the worst game of the week to the best
Sure but the fucking UNION won’t let it happen!
Give them all copies of A People’s History Of The United States.
This game…
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Not a fan of drake but his album with future is pretty damn good, not run the jewels but then again what is
Oh god. Again with the Hockey Night in Canada commercials. No kid in 2015 is writing a letter to a hockey player when they can tweet that shit.
On a VERY special episode of The Love Boat………….
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QB controversy?
Who is more mediocre?
Th morest.
That was the shitty touchdown that drive deserved
But doesn’t need right now.
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4 TDs for 2 WRs that nobody started, even in our 20-team leagues.
No flags? I’ll be damned.
Haha Fleener.
Uhh it definitely fucking matters if he could have caught the ball without the interference, Pheeel.
Jeannette Lynne’a
Another convert to the adage: “The Higher the Hair,– The Closer to God!”..
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christ, what a stupid penalty to take
Frags for the frag god.
I wish Trent Richardson were still there, at least I could laugh at him.
Thursday Night Football! ALL FLAGS ALL THE TIME
Someone send in the Black Templars to do battle against the forces of Bleeargh, the Chaos God of penalties.
MOAR FRAGS!
[turns off computer and TV, goes to bed]
of course Rahim Moore doing something good can’t possibly count
The first time I ever got a KotW, it was for burning Rahim Moore. Fuck that guy.