Coping With Loss in La Jolla

(somewhere on a sunny beach in La Jolla, Callifornia)

Brad: Brah! Good waves out there today.

Jackson: Totally, brah. And my gal K8 [ed. note–literally spelled that way] packed me a whole box of fresh fish tacos.

Brad: Rad! With the guac?

Jackson: Yup. And I made some of that mango salsa.

Brad: Sweet. So, did you go to the game last night?

Jackson: Nah, brah. It was Monday, you know? That’s Monday margaritas on the beach, and I can’t skip that, right? So we all sold our seats to some Steeler fans for the game.

Brad: Totally, brah. We did that, too. Like, what, I’m gonna watch the Chargers lose when I can watch a bonfire on the beach and Lance is gonna break out the ukulele? As if.

Jackson: Seriously, brah.

Brad: Seriously.

Jackson: Hey… did you just hear something? (open in a new tab and just let it play)

Brad: Yeah, what is thaOH MY GOD, BRAH!

BOLTMAN: [otherworldly, inhuman scream]

[Ed. Note–Brad and Jackson were never seen again, though some claim you can still hear them scream in an ancient and forgotten language when the wind blows as tide rolls in at night]

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blackroseMD1

Coping with loss in City Heights:

http://i.imgur.com/7vO7YxF.jpg

WCS

BOTMAN LIVES UNDER YOUR BED SEE YOU TONIGHT KIDDIES

WCS

*BOLTMAN

Goddamnit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Where as Botman says his aunt earn 8374$ month from her laptop.

litre_cola

Moose that is one of the funniest things I have read in awhile.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, if any one of us gets the chance to rename OSZ’s team “Lance’s Ukelele” has to be the clubhouse leader.

Beerguyrob

Are we allowed to make comments about K8’s fish taco?

Or is that better left to whatever gifs remain up at KSK?

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s flaky?

Bloody Lethal

So is that Willem Defoe under that thing?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sadly, it’s going to be just as bad in two weeks when the Raiders (and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly) come to town.

Plus they have to play the Packers in the interim.

sunrisesunrise

I believe that the season may have been lost as soon as the defense allowed Old Man Vick to run for 25 yards up the middle.

ballsofsteelandfury

I CALL THAT PLAY TOM BRADY!

King Hippo

Is OSZ gonna fly in for the game, too? So that R-T-D can watch the Boltman metamorphosis live, and see if it is possible to truly frighten a man who has witnessed the Black Hole live and lived to tell the tale?

/stomp stomp clap

laserguru

Dude! Nice fish taco pic, brah! Totally!

laserguru

Totally cool with me brah.
Dude!
Brah!

blaxabbath

Boltman’s creator needs to go on Face Off.

SonOfSpam

Dammit, now I want fish tacos. And to randomly punch a San Diego brah. But mostly fish tacos.

ballsofsteelandfury

The only difference between an OC brah and a SD brah is whether they listen to KROQ or 91X.

Porky Prime

91X….BAMMMMM…the future of rock and roll.

SonOfSpam

I remember when KROQ was “The Roq of the 80s”

They never even play Haircut 100 any more.