The Hipp was kind enough to post a JV thread which alludes to the fact that, though we love/hate the NFL ball, we don’t wear sports blinders. On the ice the Sens are playing the Pens and of course the Dodgers are hosting the Mets (deciding amongst themselves who will eventually be decimated by those goddamn PED-using, bat-flipping bastards up in the Toronto). So sit back and relax and I’ll set up the Falcons/Saints for you.
Atl @ NO: Why is the spread only 3, 3.5? Them Vegas-ians know something, don’t they? Julio has hamstring and toe issues-receivers and hamstrings in the same sentence is never a good thing. Devonta is on an epic run [snorts] these last few weeks, piling up yards and TD’s as though they were canned goods in anticipation of a supposed Cubs WS win which would surely signal the end of life as we know it. At this point the Saints look like the teamification of Sunday morning on Bourbon Street. The D can’t do anything (blitz and hope for the best tonight?) and Drew can’t put up the points like he has in years past. I like Breezy-he got the short straw in San Diego and turned it into a fantastic career. Now however he’s stuck on the down-side with a team that doesn’t look like it will be competitive for 2-3 years. I read somewhere that 21% of their 145 mill. is tied up in paying players no longer on the club. That’ll slow up your rebuilding process. The good news is that Breezy can bathe in his solid gold bathtub, covered in $100 bills-that’ll take the edge off.
I’d be careful about any 1 on 1’s with High Priest Blandino.
I’m bringing back 2014, all hail smarf.
They ruled that complete?!
Throw the ball to Snead god dammit
Hi. I was led to believe there would be punch and pie.
“Well, you’re half right…”
– Steve Smith
I’m punching some hair pie tonight. . .
As a Ravens fan, I’m ordering a case of this
Everyone gets completely baKed on 3/20.
Hey ThursdaySkyGoddess, stop lurking and throw us a comment or two. 🙂
Yes, no lights hiding under bushels and shit! Nobody will bite, at least in a non-consensual manner.
Sorry, going back and forth between this game and Auburn/Kentucky and I keep getting a bit behind.
Future SEC student
That was taken in a Michael’s parking lot. They just like to make crafts.
Maybe this person is going on a collage bing.
Oh yeah? Well I’m gonna scrapbook, motherfucker!
Continuing my Twitter winning streak, Lacey Noonan appears to have followed me today.
Not as good as Lacey Underall, but still a win.
The hot girl from Caddyshack? Wow!
Jokes aside, send her some links of your DFO stuff – she probably has a HUGE following.
So the SEC…which is corrupt as shit…would not let a guy with a broken neck due to medical concerns…
But the NFL is kosker with it.
I, for one, am SHOCKED that the NFL has taken so long to acknowledge head injuries…
Which SEC are you talking about? “Corrupt as shit” does not help me distinguish between the two.
WHITEDOWN WOO
All 7 Roddy White owners just jumped for joy.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HubZ2cABBfU/hqdefault.jpg
I benched him an hour ago, thinking he got fat and is useless.
Can’t bench a guy like that in the insanity league.
Can a mere mortal have sex with Super Girl, or would her powers turn a normal dude inside out?
Beware Kegels of Steel
I imagine she would pop your head like a zit if you went down on her and she climaxed.
Like that dude in Casino…
http://cdn.styleforum.net/1/19/19ebdf12_vice-scene.jpeg
Onatoppn Xenia Onatopp.
Still-in-the-league-down!
What is Jerry Rice going to do that makes everybody hate him?
Campaign for Trump?
Baby sitter, hot tub.
Tell us the Chris Berman is the kindest, most loyal, warn hearted person he ever knew.
Does that mean Berman is a Sino-Russo agent sent here to assassinate someone significant.
How do you think Robin Roberts got cancer?
She’d be dead now, but Berman sucks at everything he does.
Throw acid in a puppy’s face?
/sorry, I get mean when I don’t drink
Good for the inspiration bank, next time I start 0-3 in fantasy, I’m changing team name to “Puppy Faces in Acid”
The Rusev-Ziggler blowoff was not a good thing. Unsure if worse thing than clusterfuck of a thursday night game.
Darn. I was hoping Tamme would try to hurtle somebody so we could make a Jacob’s Ladder joke.
Thank goodness I took the Falcons LAST week and not this one in the elimination pool.
/Checks who he has… seriously, no idea
This drive is more representative of what I was expecting to see tonight.
Yessss http://deadspin.com/nevada-rules-daily-fantasy-is-gambling-orders-sites-to-1736830297
The hubris is strong and the schadenfreude is even stronger. It’s almost as if Donald Trump was running FanDuel and DraftKings.
Now that’s one strikingly beautiful pussy
My god they have the same eyes.
I prefer black pussy. I don’t care that everyone says that it’s bad luck if one crosses your path.
My gamble-holic buddy couldn’t make sense of this line and went with the Saints. Good for him.
And then Reggie Bush stood on the breaking levies and willed the wind back from whence it came with the power of his love for the city of New Orleans/Detroit/Miami/where is he now?
KATRINA! DRINK!
Funnily enough, that phrase was heard a lot in New Orleans when Sharper was still playing.
Goddamn it’s been awhile since I had me one of these. God bless the English
No blood pudding = NAWT FULL ENGLISH
You sir, are correct. Damn I miss that stuff from when I lived over there.
Hell, I wagered big in my season long pool that Atlanta would cover. This is not promising.
Eat shit Atlanta. I don’t know why I hate you, but it’s as thick and creamy as homemade custard
Not down by contact?
Am….am I racist…for wondering how a white guy got the last name “Mauti”?
No. Fuck whitey!
About as racist as I am for wondering how a Black guy playing for TCU got the name Corry O’Meally.
47 really fucked that one up.
So does that count as a return for a TD,Jeem?
It’s…..beautiful
welp
I think they replaced all the Fan Duel commercials with Nissan ones.
Holy shit Falcons.
So I feel stupid when I turn on Smackdown and see literal demon Kane, so I switch to football and I see Master Chief and golden Darth Maul. What is life?
Matty Ice more like Matty holy shit remember when people thought he’d be amazing?
Scariest fucking Halloween thing I’ve ever seen
Matty Tepid Water
Oh Bulleitt Bourbon, let me fall into thy sweet embrace and let me forget the motherfucking shit that has deluged me these past many hours
I just realized this is my last beer. I may have to swap to Knob Creek.
Parenting is 80% forgetting ,, ppl forget that
That builliet is some good stuff
Don’t Masturbate, Kids.
http://thehayride.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/payton-do-your-job.jpg
Where are you more likely to hear the cry of “E-6”?
a.) A game of Battleship
b.) A Mets game
c) Russel Wilson’s bedroom.
Oh, I thought you meant “Eek! Sex?!”
d.) In England, as an American tries to figure out where to go next.
Jim, seriously, Super Girl is not the super hero we were looking for. We have forsaken him this year, it was Tebow.
It would be kind of cool if Tim Tebow went into acting so he could be terrible at that too.
He’s not terribly convincing at his portrayal of a chaste heterosexual, if that’s any indication.
That’s what you fuckwits get for ignoring Snead like that.
I see I’m not the only one Riding the Sneed train.
I honestly had him on my roster from Week 1. 20-man rosters, and he was the next-to-last $1 bid.
How is it possible that Matt Ryan’s identical uniform looks so much worse than all the other identical uniforms?
Never trust anyone from Boston College.
Mets gon’ Met.
My name is Senor Weaselo and I approve this message.
AWESOME! We get to see the 49ers again next week!!!
Drinking challenge? ACCEPTED!
These primetime games are like Spartan races for our livers.
How you doin’ boys? Ninkasi Total Domination. 65 IBU, 6.7% ABV
Just finished some chili and had a fantastic belch. Gonna finish this Moose Drool and then think about what to follow it up with.
(while Youtubing)
“I wonder how the game is going?”
(looks up and see that last 4th down play)
“Yeah, that’s about right.”
Matty Ice just got DDT’d there…
http://i.imgur.com/Jw9ohsA.gif
If there were ever an activity that should get sued for brain trauma its the WWF/NWO/Olympics