Mia @ NE: Hope. I remember when I felt that. It was quite a long time ago but then a marriage and kids came along and it all came crashing down. The Dolphins and their dozens of fans are feeling that very same thing right now. Don’t tell them that Brady has never lost at home to them. Don’t tell them that Brady has had his biggest games TD-wise and yards-wise against them. It wouldn’t be right. Let them enjoy the fact that they crushed two lousy teams like pretty much everyone else has. You know what my doctor tells me when I’m under the weather?-“take one Texans and one Titans and I guarantee you’ll feel better immediately”. Tannehill, Miller and Campbell are getting ball-washed in the media but there’s the small matter of Cameron Wake that must be addressed. He’d been limping through the season with a hamstring pull and finally got better during the bye week. This has resulted in him collapsing his side of the line and grabbing 6 sacks in those last two victories. On the New England side of things RB Lewis is expected to play and the Pats are expected to win. Big. Look, it’s always nice to see a team get up off the dirt and start hitting back but after this game the Fins get the Bills and the Eagles on the road and a Romo-full Cowboys team at home. Welcome back to Mudville, Miami.
Blewit is not a very auspicious name for a kicked.
*kicker
Both.
GIVE IT TO MILLER YOU FUCKS
Eagles-like drops this game.
http://www.napawinetours.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/william-hill-estate.jpg
They make red wine from these grapes. You might say it’s a….tannin hill.
I like it.
http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/stltoday.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/9/90/990483a8-2e93-5a23-a61c-497bd5f2b441/51312cdd2da58.preview-620.jpg
My aunt died of melanoma from too much time in the booth. You might say it’s a . . . tanning kill.
“This is the first time they’ve faced adversity with this coach that they’ve had for less than half the less than half completed season”
http://i.imgur.com/bHCB8dv.jpg
Tom Brady’s next courtroom drawing?
I spy some splooshing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXyI8zwQFyU
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Did anyone else here ever play Ecco the Dolphin on the Dreamcast?
I guess not.
http://i.imgur.com/rqwAx.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsMtVE8jWGc
Bleergh approves of this last two minutes of the Pitt-UNC game.
Whoo. Local news commercial is a PSA for imminent snowpocalypse. Michigan sucks all the dick.
“Snow? Oh, good, so Global Warming isn’t a thing after all.”
– too many conservatives
I’ve spent the last week perusing Flat Earth theorist tweets. I’d settle for good ol’ fashion ignorance at this point.
So Big Globe has gotten to you to? smgdh,,,
Everybody else in the world benched Dion Lewis, correct?
I put him in at RB not more than four hours ago.
Yuuuuuup.
In favor of Lamar Miller.
And it’s great decisions like that which is gonna keep “Gone Fistin'” from taking home the title this year.
I refuse to roster a P*ts RB, you’ll drive yourself mad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsLWM1SCUzk
http://31.media.tumblr.com/56f4ecbd213fa124f428f4e6027fb895/tumblr_nwblwbvH0J1rbhnqko1_400.gif
What the fuck is a color rush?
When the peyote kicks in.
You need to be ……… TRIPPIN’ BALLS.
or an interior designer.
What happens to your skin when you do too much Krokodil.
A Southie’s worst nightmare?
http://www.vaq34.com/junk/gifs/clap_old.gif
Goddamn, what started this trend of putting concert tickets on sale a year ahead of time. Black Sabbath playing here next September, tickets go on sale Saturday. I’ll end up losing the fucking things!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRBCq8vLjg
http://38.media.tumblr.com/11d0def97a761c84e65b2c16239166b6/tumblr_notoucTDy81rwl09fo1_540.gif
Stupid sexy Flanders…
NCIS: Omaha. Staring Peyton Manning. Watch as Special Agent Manning investigates exciting crimes involving cattle theft, animal feed fraud, and ritualistic human sacrifice. Only on CBS!
Television’s new hit drama!
You just did someone’s job at CBS tomorrow.
Giving up on Pitt.
Certainly not watching this piece of shit.
Guess it’s the new Halloween RLM Best Of The Worst for me!
http://redlettermedia.com/best-of-the-worst-kiss-meets-the-phantom-of-the-park-killer-workout-mystics-in-bali/
Gonna listen to some Shriekback.
At least the 2nd vicuprofen buzz is kicking in. I should have fucked up dreams, hopefully in the neutral-to-mildly pleasant spectrum (I’m a realist).
Just a reminder to watch out for missile tits.
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I thought torpedo tits were the thing in the 70s?
Only dangerous in the tub, or if you drop them.
I believe the PC expression is “rocket tits”.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/unsupervised/images/b/b0/Daniell.png
This margin’s about right. Even if the numbers are off.
Just installed my first fancy-ass lightbulb. Programmable color changing LED bulbs are amazing. If I link my lighting to the weather report so all my lightbulbs turn purple when it’s raining, how long before I get really annoyed with the Prince reference?
About ten seconds.
I’m gonna DVR Oregon/ASU, because damnit, I feel cheated out of my Thursday.
http://i.imgur.com/Vg1CwW8.jpg
I can’t get my parrot to do cool shit like this.
Instead she destroys drywall and breaks my fingers.
FFS. Do they just ice the kicker so we get more commercials at this point?
NFL Rule 617b
There is a Bob Ross marathon on Twitch right now. Every episode. Watching youth livechat about it is amazing.
Fuck face
…..or fuck face?
http://41.media.tumblr.com/50e08fa43443c8fd81530d8a4ee71927/tumblr_nwv5toG24E1qzvqipo1_1280.jpg
?w=493
The original:
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Might be the finest example of nepotism to ever walk the face of the Earth.
You clearly have a short memory of some of the terrible 2nd basemen the Orioles had post Billy Ripken.
He wasn’t a All Star player…but dear lord dem O’s fielding some dog shit line ups.
http://i.imgur.com/KZP9xKU.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/5f642baf83cc65ce178185e62232bb5a/tumblr_nvpgno4lOu1r3rdh2o1_1280.jpg
…said Pierre to Tuukka Rask.
Where is Ballsof?
Jesus I might have scored on that play.
Just kidding. I’d have dropped the ball.
LOCKER TIME
Fuck this game. Fuck the Patriots. Fuck the Krafts. Fuck Tom Brady’s beard.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/51620f934de5270fad64da27edaef77b/tumblr_nuqslcMmJN1rbhnqko1_1280.gif
Also fuck this car.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/e28748425031d23b711d3783bb6ef9f6/tumblr_nwbesrlpBa1rbhnqko1_400.gif
Fuck this game…
http://i.imgur.com/oIDv6kx.gif
It’s ok, guys (and Dok). Tomorrow we gets…Louisville/Wake Forest?
/prepares teh Kool-Aid
After this first half I think catching up on ‘Fargo’ is a better use of time than watching the second half.
I’m thinking about installing my new fancy lightbulbs.
If you run out of homeowner tasks and are in the Raleigh/Durham area, I am really fucking hopeless at everything handyman-ish. You can have all the top shelf booze you want, as ordered.
I went to a good record store around there once.
Schoolkids!
That put a weird picture in my head.
RUN, do not walk, to thine DVR. Mike Milligan is a divine addition to TV character land.
I have high hopes for Milligan.
My car passed its smog check yesterday. I’ll always have that.
VW?
http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/6/63/Dolphin_meat.png/225px-Dolphin_meat.png
They’ll have to issue a recall after this game. WARNING: CONTENT STUPIDER THAN ADVERTISED
Welp.
Sorry, buddy. I will need similar consolation from 3:30-7 on Saturday.
TRICKERATION IN PITTSBURGH
So much for that.
Since next week the game is NFL Network only, does that mean we are finally rid of Phil and Jeeeeeem on Thursday nights?
PLEAZ PLEAZ PLEAZ
http://www.notinhalloffame.com/images/Fictitious/Ernie_McCracken.jpg
I do find it amusing Dana looks like Ernie McCracken.
Difference is Big Ern won.
JEFFERSONS ON ICE
Readay for da sexay?
http://33.media.tumblr.com/951a46fa8686d5ca4dd308d91abd62ae/tumblr_nvnl5zg4Q11rbhnqko1_400.gif
Sigh. Shut up and take my money Bethesda.
I have Fallout and never got into it. Lord knows I tried.
What is wrong with me?
I preferred FO3 the most.
I found the first two to be okay.
The Dolphins beat the [*Redacted] s who beat the Eagles who beat the Giants who beat the Patriots twice in the Super Bowl. Thus….Tannehill is Eli Manning from a more annoying time line.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/5a71475493712453f1979b42a1061b3e/tumblr_nu0378trsX1rbhnqko1_400.gif
Down in the valley . . .
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Nickasinsaltlick/hit4.jpg
That’s an ABC woman.
All
Boxes
Checked
Methinks I shall watch Gus and the Cousinfuckers and the Bloodeyes for a bit.
Barely!
http://www.pagecovers.com/user-covers/07-24-2014/crysby.jpg
Steady on.
Where’s the “Punch a guy in the dick” button?
That’s Lucic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wqR17KrLKw
My fault. Crosby’s was a punch in the ass.
Patriots have scored for the cycle
No 2-point conversion yet…
Neither a rouge
But for a pure cycle (ONLY one of each score) it would have to be a defensive 2-point return.
AARP ALERT – “There’s a dark skinned man down the street! He’s the Al Quaeda or maybe an ISIS!”
WHAT IF HES BOTH
This game is terrible. You would think it’s Thursday or somethin’
So’s the Pitt game.
They’re not coming back, I can tell you that much.
BOO. I hate everything
What kind of soul selling bullshit was that kick?
Someone at a Buffalo Wild Wings just flipped a switch.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/ecc2ddf4418fd3e18f116232bf7022db/tumblr_nuqjujWMDk1rbhnqko1_500.gif
So many questions..
That should be left unanswered.
I thought Nature was the only thing that WAS free…
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