Mia @ NE: Hope. I remember when I felt that. It was quite a long time ago but then a marriage and kids came along and it all came crashing down. The Dolphins and their dozens of fans are feeling that very same thing right now. Don’t tell them that Brady has never lost at home to them. Don’t tell them that Brady has had his biggest games TD-wise and yards-wise against them. It wouldn’t be right. Let them enjoy the fact that they crushed two lousy teams like pretty much everyone else has. You know what my doctor tells me when I’m under the weather?-“take one Texans and one Titans and I guarantee you’ll feel better immediately”. Tannehill, Miller and Campbell are getting ball-washed in the media but there’s the small matter of Cameron Wake that must be addressed. He’d been limping through the season with a hamstring pull and finally got better during the bye week. This has resulted in him collapsing his side of the line and grabbing 6 sacks in those last two victories. On the New England side of things RB Lewis is expected to play and the Pats are expected to win. Big. Look, it’s always nice to see a team get up off the dirt and start hitting back but after this game the Fins get the Bills and the Eagles on the road and a Romo-full Cowboys team at home. Welcome back to Mudville, Miami.
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Oh. Joy. There is a local news feature about “making a living playing fantasy football” on tonight. Would it be quicker to find the remote, or just gouge out my eyeballs and stuff them in my earholes?
DRAFTKINGS! FANDUEL! USURY! MILLIONS! COCKNUGGETS!
Is it presented by FanKings?
The Dolphins FO:
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They can’t figure out how to work velcro and wear a flesh toned strapless bra?
Break into her house….. and draw nipples on all her bras.
I’m seriously doubting it.
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Do you even parkour, bro?
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Garappolo is a good man to have on your team if you have a surplus of the letter ‘o’ in your jersey letter bin
In beer news, I tried this concoction while out in Boulder this week: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/30/62449/
Holy balls, it smelled and tasted more of rum than beer. That is not a compliment.
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That is the most Townsville thing possible.
Worst place in Oz by a significant margin.
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Flag, leading with the head.
By the looks of the door, it was his second try.
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As impressive as that delivery is, I find the windup even more so.
FINALLY, the handsome qb is in for the pats.
My coworker has a picture of Garroppollooo posted on her cube wall.
I ship Jimmy Garropolo-Janeane Garofalo
JG-JG
Some concepts are best left unexplored.
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You have to wonder…”How was that suppose to go right?”
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The last time this many Patriots were blown was at a Philadelphia brothel in 1776
Fuck you CenturyLink. Your network sucks.
Vince Wilfork would have sacked him.
Yup.
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BONK.
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Of course that exists
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Got back from dinner and turned the game on….thar she blows
I watch Tannehill throwing twenty yards downfield and hitting a receiver in stride and I realize that Joe Philbin, fired though he may have been, is still out there somewhere calling wide receiver screens.
And then I watch him overthrow Stills in the end zone and pray that Jeb Bush’s fantasy team will finish 7-7.
I really need a Patriots Schandenfreude day, I hope PeyPey does it while wearing a head brace
This game I call it tedious, because that is an appropriate adjective.
Hey, Cincy-Cleveland next week so
/shoots self
Tannehill can’t wait to blame the scout team for this.
Chadwick reference, DRINK.
Thanks for another scintillating Thursday night matchup NFL!
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I bet Jeb! goes 7-1 this week.
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Should have got a shark.
Or at least a Killer Whale…
Or Watto:
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I am still convinced that Watto is how George Lucas imagines all Jewish people…
Semitic people in general: Jews and Arabs.
Who does Tom Brady sleep with tonight? Gronk? Andrews? Amendola? Silly question. It’s always Edelman.
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Somewhere in America, Wes Welker weeps quietly into his pillow…
#collegekickers
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Whenever I see football players bump helmets, I imagine them kissing.
Thomas Edison and the Dolphins D had a lot in common…
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
Finding out the ways something doesn’t work is sometimes more important…
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I didn’t get to watch much of this but I hate it.
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Ruh roh.
BUT THEY SAVED THE CAMERA
PFTC writes for SI now? I’m not sure if satire is dead, or reality is dead.
Little bit of both I imagine. SI has enough mouth breather readers that they think he’s real.
If you’d seen the debate last night you would not doubt that reality is dead.
I’m in Savannah trying to recover from a shit day of shit travel but I hope someone does something with this Color Rush thing I’m hearing about.
I’m slowly automating things in my house. I’ve yet to find a way to automate refilling my drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNBIdVR95V0
Seems like as good a thing as any to do with Miller Lite.
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HA! Finally finished HRTN for the week! Now it’s time to par-tay!
/looks at game
//drinks
Is it very sexy or only predominantly sexy?
Quasi-sexyesque. It’ll be far less sexy when PK comes back.
I fucking hate these Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials.
If I had a Lincoln right now I’d burn the title and roll it into the ocean.
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God I fucking hate Boston, their fans, everything about it really.
ZERO redeeming qualities