I read something on ESPN today that really pissed me off. I’m not the sort to call out pro athletes but this really got to me. Apparently Keenan Allen has some sort of unspecified kidney injury that is going to keep him out indefinitely. Really? “A” kidney injury? Do you see where I’m going with this? Christ, he’s got more than one. Was this not explained to him by the team doctors? It’s not like he’s got some problem with his heart. Wait. Actually, metaphorically he does have an issue with that organ as well. As an every-day nobody that punishes my liver day-in and day-out without regard to the long-term consequences I think Allen is taking the easy way out. You can rest assured that he’ll never play on one of my fantasy teams ever again!
Ind @ Car: The rumour going round is that Luck has cracked ribs but it went unreported because he had a shoulder ouchie at the same time. Why Pats fans aren’t piling onto this news befuddles me. Maybe someone jangled a set of keys nearby? I’ve seen it happen before. With a loss, which would give them a 4-4 record, the Colts would maintain their stranglehold on the first place position in the AFC South. Someone’s getting a season-ending injury tonight. My money is on TE Olsen. Why? Why not? You’re asking for a rationale? These things happen for a not-reason. Guh! The Panthers are off to their best start in franchise history at 6-0. Asked to comment, owner Richardson maintained that his favourite start was 3 and 5. He’s such a silly goose!
Holy fuck, that’s what I get for going to sleep at the “insurmountable three score lead” mark.
Donks and Cats undefeated. Stay tuned for another episode of “The Charmed Life of King Hippo”.
I slept for 4 hours, woke up, replied to my sisters text about Harmontown after giving it a good 2 hours in hopes I didn’t wake her. I am still angry at my neighbor for being mean to my dog
Well, the artificial sunrise was a rousing success. Now, where my caffeine at?
HOLY SHITSNACKS
Even with the less-than-ideal photographic lighting, I clearly recognize these costumes:
Archie and Edith Bunker!
Well done! That is so awesome! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going back to Fort Kickass.
I thought we were a pretty evident Ren & Stimpy.
I favorited, but it was an hour after I stumbled in here. You and your wife just nailed the costumes
“You and your wife just nailed the costumes”
BOOM! Phrasing!
WOOOOOULD BANG!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpDmF2zu0_I
http://41.media.tumblr.com/968371d547cc2e0dbb45f35760dd5c6c/tumblr_na7ddxPoo91qdkbnqo10_1280.png
/creates Sparks Pandora station
https://www.facebook.com/pandora.sparks.98
Man, Fargo is awesome.
I have a couple friends who have raved about it, might have to check it out sometime soon.
Andrew Luck will be fine ……….
That was more entertaining than it had any right to be. Stay safe, y’all
Aaaaaaaaand people continue to think Carolina is actually going to do anything against teams that aren’t a combined 22-30. Green Bay is going to whoop that ass.
Lord, I hope so. 77 passing yard has to be an anomoly.
Don’t worry, it’s just because I needed 100 from Rodgers for my fantasy team. I blame myself.
I said that this week.
3-5! If it weren’t for false hope, I wouldn’t have no hope at all.
/dodges LP
I guess there’s no denying this game happened.
OR DID IT?
Overtime should be just for the playoffs. You don’t want a tie? Win it in 60′.
The Giants & Saints tried to win it with 60 yesterday.
Panthers tied one last year and it was AN ABOMINATION!! If a tie is so undesirable, taking out O.T. will make the games more exciting.
I’m going to enjoy it when PK has to write Cam Newton, the Super Bowl 50 MVP …
Which white guy will he write in instead?
It was all due to Jerry Richardson’s genius, you see…….
Goat to GOAT
Panthers win by fractions of an inch, I also win by fractions of a point. Woohoo, and good night.
Beware the stat correction…
You know what other winner had a fraction of an inch …
Hooray!
The only good thing about Charlotte is the Bojangles in the convention center.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7149/6718668279_44dc1315be.jpg
Now I went and cursed myself by wanting Bojangles.
Holy shitsnacks.
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140106012524/thenightmarebeforechristmas/images/7/73/71199-nightmare-before-christmas-gas-OeYH.gif
DAMN YOU KUECHLY Y U NO SCORE
Welp
Kuuuhnnnn
That’s a common chant in Charlotte
The fuck is Hodor thinking tonight?
HODOR
HODOR?
26-26 tie? 26-26 tie.
Maybe if Ted Ginn had someone elses skin on his gloves.
I need 0.2 points from either Newton or Gore.
I like your odds on getting them from Gore.
.1 left.
That counted as 2, barring a stat correction I’m now a winner! Woohoo!
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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4678126/much-rejoicing-o.gif
LOOGIT GRUDEN’S OGRE HANDS
I can still win with any Indy turnover returned for a touchdown. TIE PANTHERS TIE.
“One loaded box after another.”
Business as usual on the BangBus.
Dear Jeebus: please let J Stew score a touchdown.
The best part of the Ginn replay was seeing Derek Carr on the sideline not even looking at the play.
*Anderson.
Fun Fact: Tedd Ginn Jr is from Cleveland Ohio…. it is fitting
On the lighter side, Ginn, Jr. just made Smith, Sr.’s day.
oh my god ginn
Does Watson know the words to “Daisy”?
Ted Ginn Ginned it
He Schruted it
oh my god
Gin>Ginn
>>>Ginuwine.
ted ginn is not very good at catching footballs
Ladies and Gentlemen, Teddy Ginn…..
Ginn you have one job son
http://imgfave-herokuapp-com.global.ssl.fastly.net/image_cache/1306911286221140.gif
Ginn should be cut for that. Good lord.
Ted Ginn, meet unemployment line.
Damn echo.
IBM Watson will be like Hal 9000….except you’ll those fucking circuits before you even get off the Launchpad.