Your Late Afternoon Slate O’ Games Open Thread

NYG @ TB: JPP’s Back! will not be talked about nearly as much as his missing digits. If he can do something/anything to help it would be much appreciated by the league leader in yards allowed. Couple that with being last in the league in sacks and you’ve got a functional alcoholic examining his options. Thanks Steve Spagnuolo. LB Kwon Alexander won his second Defensive Rookie of the Week award under trying circumstances. His nickname is Genghis Kwon. Tampa came out with a win in OT against the Falcons last week despite blowing a 17 point lead. I expect the Giants to blow that sort of lead this week.

Atl @ SF: How do the Falcons come away with a win here? I think it all comes down to “don’t f*ck up”. They’ve given the ball away 12 times in the last four games-that’s got to stop. Things must be bad when as an organization you turn to QB Gabbert to solve your problems. Weird stat: In his last 4 games Kaep did not, repeat, not turn the ball over-no Int’s or fumbles. 30 yr. old RB Thomas joins this rapidly sinking ship. He hasn’t seen any action since being set adrift by the Saints last March. His legs should be fresh and ready to go though, right?

Den @ Ind: If I was a schedule-maker back in the spring I would have paired these two up in a heartbeat. Now it doesn’t look all that great. Peyton has been up and down all year long. His game-day QBR’s have ranged from 25.2 (2 weeks ago vs. Cleveland) to 93.6 (last week vs. Green Bay) Luck is 7th in QBR in the fourth quarter of games and dead last for the first three. I doubt he’ll put things together against the Denver D. Retread Rob Chudzinski who has been with The U (blarf!), Cleveland, the Chargers, Cleveland again, the Chargers again, Carolina, Cleveland again and now the Colts will set things right for the O. You just watch.

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entropy

I am in the mood for new, and unknown, sad music. Help a brother out.

Old School Zero
theeWeeBabySeamus
JustStopDude
entropy

I said “sad,” not “music to beat someone half to death with,” sir.

JustStopDude

I don’t know…when I see crap like this…it makes me really sad…

entropy

I knew people like this in another life… and they are a joke. Anyone who has to say this? They are a JOKE.

Covalent Blonde

Oh this winning, it feels so good for a change!

Sill Bimmons

If your cold cuts ever get slimy, just throw them in a hot frying pan with a little oil for a few minutes.

Col. Duke LaCross

“That’s good hustle!”

~Jim Tomsula

Senor Weaselo

So, it’s official, AFC title game’ll be in Foxborough. Save us, Cam Newton.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Or Eli Kenobi, so far he’s been our only hope.

Redshirt

My God. The only thing to stop us from back-to-back Patriots Championships are the Bengals and the Panthers.

HOW DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?!

Redshirt

“Elway, Commissioner Goodell is on Line 1. And he sounds like he’s in a suspending mood.”

JustStopDude

How the hell does that not warrant an ejection?!?

Dude straight up and poked the other dude in the face, right in front of an official.

Redshirt

It wasn’t helmet and helmet contact?

Yeah, seriously. He should be gone for at least a week.

blackroseMD1

I hope that’s at least a 1 game suspension and a big fine

Old School Zero

Sorry, Hippo, snow, et al.

http://i.imgur.com/X3uZHCO.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fucking genius work there. Poke a guy in the eye 2 ft in front of the ref facing you

But it worked all the time in Foxboro.

Smithchez

Really subtle, Aqib

Yes, the Colts have really locked up that 4 seed for the right to lose to the Jets/Raiders/Steelers by 17 in the playoffs.

makeitsnowondem

What the shit, Talib?

Senor Weaselo

Rough up, son!

John Difool

“Luck Gets Hammered By Ward”

Ye olde barn raisings be dangerous.

Covalent Blonde

Get off me, English

Doktor Zymm

Done! Where now? I have ‘opinions’ about this night game. Home? I will gauge audiences on my walk back. Really, more people should be out drinking on sundays.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No Touching!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I have a relative (by marriage…harumphf) who is a huge Cowboys fan. I usually give him shit whenever possible, but with the Ravens sucking ass this year I’ve decided to lay low.

Moonbatting Average

I bet my wife $10 that Peyton would get picked before he set the record

King Hippo

I don’t think Denver will get it back.

IronAvenger6491

HAHAHAHA, Oh Bucs

Bortleback

“After further review, the commissioner says that we need this record broken tonight, so the Colts DB is ejected – first down Denver”

ThursdaySkyGoddess

LOLBUCS!

Doktor Zymm

I hate the people around me. How quickly can I finish my drink and move on?

entropy

Very? I don’t know you, so I can’t tell definitively.

Covalent Blonde

I’m sure you can put it away plenty fast!

King Hippo

Christ.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Mmmmmm, Manningface.

Col. Duke LaCross

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Covalent Blonde

Huzzah for Niners!

Covalent Blonde

Fuck you for reminding me of my near future, Home Depot! Soon my mortal struggle with Christmas lights shall begin…

Doktor Zymm

As dumb as all this is, I need to either go to a place I can yell for the night game, or go home. This yinzer exposure is biasing me to the second option.

entropy

You apparently do not understand the rust belt mindset. You can yell as loud as you like, provided 1, you are big enough to back down ANYONE who disagrees, or 2, you AGREE with the rust belt fucks.

As a Rust Belter born n bred, I can do both, but am more inclined toward the former.

Senor Weaselo

Calling it now, Colts score a TD, Broncos go up the field, Pey-Pey sets the record, whole song and dance, and then on the next play gets picked off.

JustStopDude

Got the sequence wrong a little bit…

fleshwound_NPG

SORT OF!

King Hippo

So Dan Quinn could challenge the spot. Almost certainly will lose it, then SF can take a knee. Or he can not, and get it back with like 20 seconds left.

Because he kicked a FG down 4 on 4th and goal FROM THE FUCKING TWO.

entropy

Welcome to Jets fandom!

King Hippo

How dumb is THE FLOW for SLIDING? Jeebus.

Covalent Blonde

Unlike ostrich, he runs like a plover

Brick Meathook

I was given a prescription for Percodan (REAL PERCODAN) after having my wisdom teeth removed many years ago. The instructions said to take one every twelve hours, so I immediately took three. I could actually float off my bed and could also turn the radio on and off through mental telepathy. The next morning I went outside in near zero degree weather in Great Lakes Illinois to report at muster that I was on the sick list. I did not wear a coat or gloves or a hat, and it felt like a spring day. They made me go back inside because the chief petty officer claimed that I was making everybody colder just by looking at me.

entropy

“Today a young man on acid realized we are all just energy condensed…”

Senor Weaselo

Personal foul, giving him the business

JustStopDude

You know the real story behind Moby Dick? Herman Melville basically drank and fucked his way across the Pacific, island hopping.

Make that into a fucking movie…

entropy

What, you mean it wasn’t a “myth” no one has heard about until now?

IronAvenger6491

Giants need to run the clock, so lets pass to stop it.

King Hippo

Please tell me they won’t stop an important, close game in the 4th quarter for a fucking record.

Senor Weaselo

Of course they will!

entropy

Why, yes, I am listening to Tool covered by 7th graders, is that a problem?

Senor Weaselo

Got me thinking of this classic song and music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRmnbo18IR0

entropy

Ahhhhh those guys are terrible. These kids are actually great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0

Senor Weaselo

For the record, a friend showed it to me in college and we laughed our asses off. The best part is the guitar solo’s entirely in the wrong key.

John Difool

A tool covered by a seventh grader is what got Jerry Sandusky some serious time.

King Hippo

Dan Quinn is a fucking moron

Col. Duke LaCross

Didn’t they just fire their last coach for always making the wrong call in those kinds of situations?

Covalent Blonde

All of these games are anxiety inducingly-close.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I was led to believe that Vernon Davis would be relevant

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Stop reading Wisconsin news/listening to Wisconsin radio about how the Packers made a mistake not signing him

King Hippo

PeyPey WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senor Weaselo

SnakeDickDown!

King Hippo

Another 3-week break from raping.

King Hippo

FUCK YES, all hail GLORIOUS BLEERGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You know who can suck it? Peyton Manning.

King Hippo

Page 28 of robot neck manual

King Hippo

Glad I re-upped my vicuorofen on Thursday

Gratliff

I know the Eagles beat the Saints a few weeks back. Aside from that, how long has it been since an NFC East team beat anyone outside the division?

John Difool

Skins beat the Rams and Bucs so far this year.