NYG @ TB: JPP’s Back! will not be talked about nearly as much as his missing digits. If he can do something/anything to help it would be much appreciated by the league leader in yards allowed. Couple that with being last in the league in sacks and you’ve got a functional alcoholic examining his options. Thanks Steve Spagnuolo. LB Kwon Alexander won his second Defensive Rookie of the Week award under trying circumstances. His nickname is Genghis Kwon. Tampa came out with a win in OT against the Falcons last week despite blowing a 17 point lead. I expect the Giants to blow that sort of lead this week.
Atl @ SF: How do the Falcons come away with a win here? I think it all comes down to “don’t f*ck up”. They’ve given the ball away 12 times in the last four games-that’s got to stop. Things must be bad when as an organization you turn to QB Gabbert to solve your problems. Weird stat: In his last 4 games Kaep did not, repeat, not turn the ball over-no Int’s or fumbles. 30 yr. old RB Thomas joins this rapidly sinking ship. He hasn’t seen any action since being set adrift by the Saints last March. His legs should be fresh and ready to go though, right?
Den @ Ind: If I was a schedule-maker back in the spring I would have paired these two up in a heartbeat. Now it doesn’t look all that great. Peyton has been up and down all year long. His game-day QBR’s have ranged from 25.2 (2 weeks ago vs. Cleveland) to 93.6 (last week vs. Green Bay) Luck is 7th in QBR in the fourth quarter of games and dead last for the first three. I doubt he’ll put things together against the Denver D. Retread Rob Chudzinski who has been with The U (blarf!), Cleveland, the Chargers, Cleveland again, the Chargers again, Carolina, Cleveland again and now the Colts will set things right for the O. You just watch.
I am in the mood for new, and unknown, sad music. Help a brother out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJzTWk6bSw
https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=A0LEVyxA6D9WdZgA8opXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE0MWRwaWYwBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQTAxOTZfMQRzZWMDcGl2cw–?p=peter+murphy+cuts+you+up&fr=yfp-t-901&fr2=piv-web#id=1&vid=dd8af7201784ddfefa70c9a296060249&action=view
Hmmmm. Different. Not my usual thing. I kinda like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bwT4ImcN6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
I said “sad,” not “music to beat someone half to death with,” sir.
I don’t know…when I see crap like this…it makes me really sad…
I knew people like this in another life… and they are a joke. Anyone who has to say this? They are a JOKE.
Hey, Indianapolis!!!!
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/rbiazwt3r7kxkrvv20ds.gif
Oh this winning, it feels so good for a change!
If your cold cuts ever get slimy, just throw them in a hot frying pan with a little oil for a few minutes.
“That’s good hustle!”
~Jim Tomsula
So, it’s official, AFC title game’ll be in Foxborough. Save us, Cam Newton.
Or Eli Kenobi, so far he’s been our only hope.
My God. The only thing to stop us from back-to-back Patriots Championships are the Bengals and the Panthers.
HOW DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?!
“Elway, Commissioner Goodell is on Line 1. And he sounds like he’s in a suspending mood.”
How the hell does that not warrant an ejection?!?
Dude straight up and poked the other dude in the face, right in front of an official.
It wasn’t helmet and helmet contact?
Yeah, seriously. He should be gone for at least a week.
I hope that’s at least a 1 game suspension and a big fine
Sorry, Hippo, snow, et al.
http://i.imgur.com/X3uZHCO.gif
Fucking genius work there. Poke a guy in the eye 2 ft in front of the ref facing you
But it worked all the time in Foxboro.
Really subtle, Aqib
Yes, the Colts have really locked up that 4 seed for the right to lose to the Jets/Raiders/Steelers by 17 in the playoffs.
http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-bothered-disturbed-facepalm-frustrated-Louie-CK-upset-GIF.gif
What the shit, Talib?
Rough up, son!
“Luck Gets Hammered By Ward”
Ye olde barn raisings be dangerous.
Get off me, English
Done! Where now? I have ‘opinions’ about this night game. Home? I will gauge audiences on my walk back. Really, more people should be out drinking on sundays.
When I bartended, Sunday was The Night for bar/wait staff to go out and get blasted.
No Touching!!
5 AND 4! 5 AND 4! 5 AND 4! Suck it, NFC East.
I have a relative (by marriage…harumphf) who is a huge Cowboys fan. I usually give him shit whenever possible, but with the Ravens sucking ass this year I’ve decided to lay low.
I bet my wife $10 that Peyton would get picked before he set the record
I don’t think Denver will get it back.
HAHAHAHA, Oh Bucs
“After further review, the commissioner says that we need this record broken tonight, so the Colts DB is ejected – first down Denver”
Perfect end to a silly game.
LOLBUCS!
I hate the people around me. How quickly can I finish my drink and move on?
Very? I don’t know you, so I can’t tell definitively.
I’m sure you can put it away plenty fast!
Christ.
Mmmmmm, Manningface.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Huzzah for Niners!
Fuck you for reminding me of my near future, Home Depot! Soon my mortal struggle with Christmas lights shall begin…
As dumb as all this is, I need to either go to a place I can yell for the night game, or go home. This yinzer exposure is biasing me to the second option.
You apparently do not understand the rust belt mindset. You can yell as loud as you like, provided 1, you are big enough to back down ANYONE who disagrees, or 2, you AGREE with the rust belt fucks.
As a Rust Belter born n bred, I can do both, but am more inclined toward the former.
Calling it now, Colts score a TD, Broncos go up the field, Pey-Pey sets the record, whole song and dance, and then on the next play gets picked off.
Got the sequence wrong a little bit…
SORT OF!
So Dan Quinn could challenge the spot. Almost certainly will lose it, then SF can take a knee. Or he can not, and get it back with like 20 seconds left.
Because he kicked a FG down 4 on 4th and goal FROM THE FUCKING TWO.
This “wear down the other team with boring runs up the middle” shit wears on the nerves.
Welcome to Jets fandom!
How dumb is THE FLOW for SLIDING? Jeebus.
Unlike ostrich, he runs like a plover
I was given a prescription for Percodan (REAL PERCODAN) after having my wisdom teeth removed many years ago. The instructions said to take one every twelve hours, so I immediately took three. I could actually float off my bed and could also turn the radio on and off through mental telepathy. The next morning I went outside in near zero degree weather in Great Lakes Illinois to report at muster that I was on the sick list. I did not wear a coat or gloves or a hat, and it felt like a spring day. They made me go back inside because the chief petty officer claimed that I was making everybody colder just by looking at me.
“Today a young man on acid realized we are all just energy condensed…”
Personal foul, giving him the business
You know the real story behind Moby Dick? Herman Melville basically drank and fucked his way across the Pacific, island hopping.
Make that into a fucking movie…
What, you mean it wasn’t a “myth” no one has heard about until now?
Giants need to run the clock, so lets pass to stop it.
Please tell me they won’t stop an important, close game in the 4th quarter for a fucking record.
Of course they will!
Why, yes, I am listening to Tool covered by 7th graders, is that a problem?
Got me thinking of this classic song and music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRmnbo18IR0
Ahhhhh those guys are terrible. These kids are actually great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0
For the record, a friend showed it to me in college and we laughed our asses off. The best part is the guitar solo’s entirely in the wrong key.
A tool covered by a seventh grader is what got Jerry Sandusky some serious time.
Dan Quinn is a fucking moron
Didn’t they just fire their last coach for always making the wrong call in those kinds of situations?
All of these games are anxiety inducingly-close.
I was led to believe that Vernon Davis would be relevant
Stop reading Wisconsin news/listening to Wisconsin radio about how the Packers made a mistake not signing him
PeyPey WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SnakeDickDown!
Ben has ankle sprain.
Another 3-week break from raping.
FUCK YES, all hail GLORIOUS BLEERGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know who can suck it? Peyton Manning.
Page 28 of robot neck manual
Glad I re-upped my vicuorofen on Thursday
I know the Eagles beat the Saints a few weeks back. Aside from that, how long has it been since an NFC East team beat anyone outside the division?
Skins beat the Rams and Bucs so far this year.