Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”
Jerry Jones is even more amoral than Jerry Richardson. Also, what the fuck is it with guys named Jerry?
CHRIS YOU ARE A SPORTS HUMANITARIAN
Viciously Assaulting the Kicker
The one good thing about Greg Hardy. He’s a defensive player. That means he can get paralyzed while injuring such luminaries as Riley Cooper, or, next week, Jameis Winston!
I refuse to accept that there is a single good thing about Greg Hardy.
Jason Peters is a better athlete than most of our skills players. This is going to be ugly.
Is it possible the Eagles offense is even whiter than the Patriots?
WE’VE GOT FEW-AH DAHKIES THAN YOU! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
The Gritadelphia Grit-Birds
Hardy’s statement made it sound like he was a uninvolved 3rd party rather than the guy who kicked the shit out of his ex-girlfriend. Fuck him.
Cowboys’ “confidential program”–sure.
I’m not watching yet but I assume this game is terrible?
Awful.
Nothing says sincerity like poorly worded tweets under the handle “OverlordKraken”
THIS.
I know this has been said, but as a cowboys fan,
Fuck Greg hardy
And fuck double j and the organization for supporting such a piece of shit person
Oh look the giant flag is waving in the fake breeze.
I’ll love these network sign-offs with the national anthem, reminds me of my childhood…. oh, wait.
Finally, an instrumental anthem. The way it was intended. Fuck yes.
Without the words it’s just a British drinking song.
To be fair, though, all British songs are drinking songs.
aye governor
Get off the sidelines and get some!
/The sidelines are so comfortable and I don’t know where the some has been.
Fanduel-use code Whiteout, soon to be changed to PONZI SCHEME, and then SHRED EVERY FUCKING THING.
Let’s do this! Go Cowboys.
Here’s hoping our scumbags hurt the other teams scumbags.
Still haven’t tried Fan Duel’s one week fantasy leagues? GOOD FOR YOU.
You guys ready for Casselvania??
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Ooh, interesting to see how NBC tap dances around the Greg Hardy story.
I’m watching a SkySports stream and they went all in on it. One of the guys was adamant that Greg Hardy should be out of the league the same way Ray Rice is.
Say what you will about Eli Manning, but the boy is Tom Brady’s Kryptonite.
I thought Tom Brady’s (and the rest of the Patriots organization, for that matter) kryptonite was “playing fair”.
So when does ol Double J start tossing live grenades into the crowd.
If by “live grenades” you mean “Personal $eat Licenses”, done and done.
I forgot they already plqyed in Philly.
Breast cancer awareness month may be over but Greg Hardy would like women the world over to know that will not stop him from jumping into the stands and beating the ever loving fuck out of that cancer in your breasts… or what ever area of your body… whether it has cancer or not.
At Greg Hardy’s, every month is breast cancer awareness month.
hey guys
sup
The NBC pregame show; the most colossal waste of TV production money ever.
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More gin? Or the blood of Greg Hardy? I’m not really sure how I would get the second one, I’m still working on my “goddamn you deserve shit” app.
Cheap salsa has made up 90% of my diet today. Been a good Sunday.
Greetings all.
yo. tough day for AFC West
As I said to Balls of Steel, Antonio Brown is magic.
Remember to play fanduel guys. Use promo code “CHILD SUPPORT” to receive $50.
Side note. My bartender at the Yinzer bar mentioned to someone else that he had lost $200 last week playing daily fantasy on fanduel. I might have tipped an extra dollar out of pity..is this enabling?
How’s the crowd at the Pitt. bar? Are they all “Screw Philly!” like in The Deer Hunter, do they hate the Cowboys, or is everyone just drunk and gambling?
Go to my website, enter promo code FUCK THE COWBOYS. You don’t get a bonus, but you get to feel good about yourself for the rest of the week.
I may be a Patriots fan, but at least they dont pay Greg Hardy.
They did pay Aaron Hernandez.
Just check Sill’s league and realized I had Alex Smith starting during his bye week. So I scrambled around and now I have Matt Cassel.
Might have been better off with Alex.
Good to see that you’re so thoroughly invested!
If it wasn’t clear, I’m disclaiming all responsibility for anything I may or may not say or do for the remainder of the evening. ENJOY YOUR PAIN COWBOYS.
GO DEMARCO. FUCK THE COWBOYS! IF YOU’RE WELSH RHYS WVY COWBOYS!
I can see you’re in rare form.
I approve.
What was in that yinzer-bar drink?!
I feel like Welsh or Cthulu Cultist should be a game.
Watching 60 Minutes do a story on the Large Hadron Collider.
Do you think we could get them to put Greg Hardy in it and fire a bunch of atoms at him see what happens?
Anything for science!
He’d beat the earth up and leave bruises on it’s back ’cause it slept with Nelly.
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I sometimes get into a rather lewd mindset when I’ve had lots of alcohol and the Cowboys are playing in prime time. I’m just going to say, FUCK THE COWBOYS, and whatever happens from here on out, FUCK THE COWBOYS.
I don’t mind the Cowboys on national TV. Generally they tend to be very interesting…whether they win or they turn into a dumpster fire.
There’s no statistician like a drunken lewd statistician. Studies have proven this.
Embrace the darkness within!
/but I needs points from the Cowboys D/ST
//still, triple skull-fuck Greg Hardy
Eye, eye, soft spot.
Peyton Manning finishing the game 3 yards short of the record because he threw a terrible interception is probably the funniest thing I’ll see this season.
As a Donks fan, I will take it because Pheeel and Jeeem don;t call next week’s game.
Joe what ever the fuck his name was had to back to the Hall of Fame with nothing.
What up my glip glops?!
Gonna have a couple of Lagunitas and get riggidy-riggidy-wrecked!
Tonight’s the night C. Mike finally busts out for 175 yds. & 3 TDs! Right guys? RIGHT?!?!http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c8ae954cf54aff55644f23d7da3551f/tumblr_mfxa8z4vvE1rqlmkso1_400.gif
MICROSOFT SURFACE. MICROSOFT SURFACE? MICROSOFT SURFACE!
I was shocked to learn they don’t even give you the “HOLY SHIT GUYS DO YOU SEE WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THIS NOW” keyboard as part of the base package since it’s all they fucking talk about. It’s like the anti-kinect.
How many times do NFL coaches and players throw the pieces of shit down waiting for Windows 728 to restart?
Fuck Greg Hardy! *clap clap clapclapclap*
BUT WHAT ABOUT NAOMI?????
Ew my fucking god that pink eye commercial…at first I thought it was going to be a domestic violence awareness thing.
Who the fuck let’s their kid’s pink eye get THAT bad.
And do you think Bob saw that commercial?
Thinking of calling up Greg Hardy and asking him if he want’s to invest in this chain of restaurants I’d like to open called “Hardy’s.”
You walk in, order a burger fries, or some chicken or some shit and walk out beat the fuck up.
I will say this about the whole Hardy shitshow…I wish that the same scrutiny and controversy would happen to non-famous people who beat the shit out of loved ones.
Except most people go to jail, lose their voting and firearms privileges for life because they don’t have millions of dollars like Hardy does.
Nope.
I say this as a person who had to file charges against a partner for repeated physical abuse.
If its the first time someone has been charged, its very common for the charges to get dropped or pled out in a similar manner as what happened with Hardy.
Most people don’t face losing a job or any of those other things unless they continue to escalate. In my own case, the only reason the women went to jail was because she broke into my apartment, destroyed everything, and wrote bad checks with a stolen checkbook. This was after she had been arrested a bunch of times for attacking me.
Obviously you didn’t see the pictures or read the police transcript from Deadspin. Hardy is guilty as fuck, no ifs ands or buts about it.
I realize he is guilty. I read the Deadspin article. What you don’t seem to get is that it happens all the time that people get away with smacking around a partner.
I fucking once spent two days in intensive care because I was struck with a golf club to the face. This was AFTER I had a restraining order.
To this day, the person that attacked me did more time for writing bad checks then trying to kill me. I want to know…what magical world do you live in where people that abuse their partners go to jail on the first offense.
And as a kid who grew up watching the shit on a near-daily basis, I’m consistently amazed how many people will just stay with the person. Either because it’s the path of least resistance (because apparently getting hit in the face is not resistance), they’re in that awful mindset of just accepting being abused, or they think the person will change. I saw that shit for most of my childhood and some after and I still can’t wrap my head around it. Most of the time, it’s people with zero redeeming qualities. At least with Greg Hardy and Ray Rice, they can rationalize it with “Holy shit, but he’s got millions of dollars.” The abusers who get reported are a drop in the bucket. Now to cope with daddy issues by wishing horrendous injury on every part of Greg Hardy’s body.
In my case, and I did not realize this until I got into heavy therapy, was that I was born into a lifestyle that conditioned me for abuse.
I grew up in a home where my mother was extremely violent physically with both my dad and my brothers and I. So my norm was chaos and violence. I was used to being a victim.
I tended to unconsciously seek that shit out. Its fucking weird and difficult to explain to people.
I hate to say it, but yeah, the non-charge thing is typical. I have a friend who works with battered women and you might get a restraining order, but nothing criminal. And you have to keep that order with you at all times, because if they transgress it, even if they beat the shit out of you, it may not be criminal if you don’t have the restraining order with you.
Oh yeah its fucking insane.
I had to deal with the whole “you are bigger than her” so obviously I was responsible for getting the shit kicked out of me from the cops.
Hope all is well and resolved now.
Yeah for the most part.
Last I heard, she was doing serious time for meth production. I have successfully broken the cycle of abuse and long ago forgiven my mother so we still have somewhat of a relationship.
I’m a firm believer, just like no one wakes up one day and wants to be a smack addict, no one wants to be a victim or perpetrator of domestic violence. Its dangerous, destructive learned behavior that takes work to break.
I wish you all the best. That’s some serious shit to deal with, and it sounds like you’re on top of it. Take care of yourself.
Clinton-Dix: “Maybe we should do better?”
Pepper: “Maybe you should shut the hell up!”
I am thinking of taking a 50 min nap so I miss all the pregame stuff. Just not sure if I will bother to get up or hit shut off alarm because of the matchup.
Are we doing a Kickstarter for the Eagle who takes out Greg Hardy’s knees?
Is Hines Ward completely hairless?
The anti-Polamalu…?
I think so. I haven’t exactly seen enough of him to get confirmation, but he’s figuratively teabagged the Bengals fanbase on so many losses that I kind of have a gut feeling.
Hot Beef Sundae
Slow-cooked pulled beef with mashed taters, BBQ Sauce, corn, more beef, cheese, more sauce and a cherry tomato on top in a sundae cup.
Manicotti, italian bread and big assed salad. Good day.
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That was something I saw on a show just now. I don’t know that I would subject myself to it.
Which? The food, the song or the….other, LOL?
The sundae.
Ah….I mistook your post as saying that that is what you had tonight. I thought it sounded pretty good. Then again, I am sometimes apt to create some fucked up dishes.
Now now, the important thing is that we all hate the Eagles
AGREED.
Although, I also hate the Cowboys, so I am rooting for a natural disaster.