Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”
This is why I hate being a Cowboys fan…even the wins end like this. I miss the good ole blowout days.
I remember Clint Longley. And I’m a [*Redacted] s fan.
“That’ll make you a few friends in Philadelphia”
Umm, hooray? I’ve made friends in Philadelphia before. 20 seconds sort of friends.
“I call them single-serving friends…”
– Brandon Marshall
/stay tuned for Wednesday’s book thing that I do…
Oh, I get it. How’s that working out for you, being clever?
Then those friends start asking for bail money and coke connections.
Philadelphia’s not so bad.
Just avoid the sports radio and anyone who listens to it.
Nah, I like Philly. I make fun of everything I like. It’s probably a bit confusing some times.
Season on the line. Flea flicker TD. Calling it.
YUUUUUUGE!
YUUUUUUUGE kick.
HOLY SHIT AL JUST SAID HUGE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WOULD AND I AM SCARED
What game sre you watching? Is it better than this one? Because this game features Cole Beasly. It’s YUUUUUUUUUGE!!!!
WAY TO RUN THE CLOCK DOWN FUCKTARDS
I dunno, Cris, Sean Lee seemed like he was going to stay on the field all night if they hadn’t helped him back up.
OK, regarding Tequila:
I used to live at the Grand Canyon. Worked there for a year and some, and got to know some of the Navajo guys that worked there. One night, at a house party, I started swapping a bottle of tequila with a dimunitive Navajo, who, after every shot, would slap me across the chest and shout, “You’re my brother!”
After each pull from the bottle, he would demand I hit him equally hard across the chest before passing the bottle back to him.
I’m a large mammal. He was not.
After a bottle plus is gone, he finally hits me hard enough to make me forget our size disparity, and I hit him. He goes backward, hits the wall, and JUMPS UP like nothing happened, screaming, “yeeeeerrrrrr my bruuuuutherrrrr!!!”
This goes on for another hour or two. LOTS of tequila was downed that night. Next thing I know, a pickup truck pulls up, and all the natives are rushing toward it. This dude says, “you’re coming with us,” and I hop in the back of the pickup, because after a bottle plus of tequila, why the fuck not?
We apparently drove 100+ miles to the Rez that night, passing a bottle around the bed of the pickup. I know this because when I woke up, THREE DAYS LATER, I was in Kayenta, and had vague memories of an early-morning tea I was not supposed to drink but led to a great time I have no desire to repeat here in PA.
I had to call a friend of mine to come get me from a town I didn’t even know the name of at the time, two hours away, after a three day peyote and tequila binge. And that, kids, is why I no longer fuck with tequila.
GACHKAR THE MERCILESS WITH THE TACKLE!
Eagles need some distraction:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c0249f802280a86c4f343734eaa6c128/tumblr_nx6xjbLWxY1u3ulg8o1_500.jpg
What the????
How’d that happen?
That’s just disturbing, man.
But distracting!
OH PLEASE NOAH BE SAFE
Come on Philly, put these fuckers down
(Thank BLEERGH my wife doesn’t follow my comments)
Eagles need a distraction:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c0249f802280a86c4f343734eaa6c128/tumblr_nx6xjbLWxY1u3ulg8o1_500.jpg
I’m distracted, at least
You’ve certainly got my attention.
That is a seriously kickass pool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4eTddwvf4
THE EAGLES KNOW FROM TIES
tick tick tick…
Gachkar sounds like the name of someone would be an enemy of Conan the Barbarian.
Star Trek baddie.
I find it uncomfortable to root for Philly. Tie?
http://lubbockonline.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/10703834.jpg
woops
More proof of how much of peckerfuck Rick Santorum is.
RUN THE FUCKING BALL
This is a virtual elimination game in any other division, loser possibly goes to Super Bowl
I predict gradual death overtime.
So a tie?
So…27-24 Iggles, eh?
nope…
OH PLEASE MISS IT
C’mon, Hicks. Get another pick 6. Get that DROY nod
Is anyone present Joe Buck s Bear in Sill’s Insanity League?
So…if I cassell, I can move my king to the corner of the board?
Only if you intercept the queen and return her for a touchdown.
Nope, only 2 squares towards the rook’s original position
Has the meteor hit JerryWorld yet?
Too much grit.
That’s it, I’ve had enough of humanity for today.
I love you guys, though. Don’t get me wrong.
Just TODAY?? Novice.
Cassel used to play for New England? That ‘splains a lot.
People, look, a punk band playing a melodic song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZvsAh5VFRw
Cheers 🙂
GIN IS THE DEVIL’S LIQUOR
Sir, pick up your pistol, for we duel at dawn.
It even has a rhyme:
Gin makes you sin
And oh….how it does
I don’t know, I haven’t done anything regrettable yet this evening.
Gin is what you get your friend who’s had too much to drink and is making an ass of himself, and you just want him to throw up, pass out and get it over with
Hey, look! A bunny!
http://www.mrwallpaper.com/wallpapers/Cute-Rabbit.jpg
BUNNY!!
I’m not used to seeing those with all their parts intact.
/have indoor/outdoor cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4
That’s nothing!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/b21b73774649a77784b885ddc6eaa191/tumblr_njeqt5YQYX1qat5pio1_500.gif
Look, dinner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej-ZBDBrR3o
So conflicted….it’s probably best if I ignore the end of this game.
I’ll take your advice.
I brought the vodka AND some beer upstairs, because I will yell at family soon.
NEEDS MOAR ROTTING WOOD SCRAPS
The body count continues…
And yet Greg Hardy still has functional knees.
Everybody dies.
If you ever need to define the word “smarmy” for someone, just play them the audio from that iPhone ad.
Your photos move now. So, they’re videos?
Do they also talk?
That would be sorcery!
Who will our Lord BLEERGH favor?
Props to Chip Kelly for keeping the firewater away from Bradford….I can tell a big difference.
“A short neck and a long history”
What is Danny Devito?
NFL coaches during Army week (artist’s conception)
Whoo, fake injury slowdown!
I wonder what Zach Ertz middle name is?
Probably 1/2pi
Adam.
RE: Tequila and Doktor
In 2010, WVU won the Big East basketball tournament for the first and only time. I was incredibly broke, and was (presumably) without alcohol to celebrate the historic victory. I then found a long-forgotten about bottle of tequila hidden away in the freezer. I threw up more than my body weight that night, but, SO VERY WORTH IT.
Tequila: the sweat from Satan’s balls.
Is that what they call getting Pittsnoggled?
Well done, and future godspeed
*LEFT foot