Your Sunday Night NFC East Nail-Biter Open Thread

Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”

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Romonobyl

This is why I hate being a Cowboys fan…even the wins end like this. I miss the good ole blowout days.

Brick Meathook

I remember Clint Longley. And I’m a [*Redacted] s fan.

Doktor Zymm

“That’ll make you a few friends in Philadelphia”

Umm, hooray? I’ve made friends in Philadelphia before. 20 seconds sort of friends.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I call them single-serving friends…”

– Brandon Marshall

/stay tuned for Wednesday’s book thing that I do…

entropy

Oh, I get it. How’s that working out for you, being clever?

WCS

Then those friends start asking for bail money and coke connections.

Sill Bimmons

Philadelphia’s not so bad.

Just avoid the sports radio and anyone who listens to it.

Doktor Zymm

Nah, I like Philly. I make fun of everything I like. It’s probably a bit confusing some times.

Gratliff

Season on the line. Flea flicker TD. Calling it.

Brick Meathook

YUUUUUUGE!

Romonobyl

YUUUUUUUGE kick.

King Hippo

HOLY SHIT AL JUST SAID HUGE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WOULD AND I AM SCARED

Brick Meathook

What game sre you watching? Is it better than this one? Because this game features Cole Beasly. It’s YUUUUUUUUUGE!!!!

Gratliff

WAY TO RUN THE CLOCK DOWN FUCKTARDS

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I dunno, Cris, Sean Lee seemed like he was going to stay on the field all night if they hadn’t helped him back up.

entropy

OK, regarding Tequila:

I used to live at the Grand Canyon. Worked there for a year and some, and got to know some of the Navajo guys that worked there. One night, at a house party, I started swapping a bottle of tequila with a dimunitive Navajo, who, after every shot, would slap me across the chest and shout, “You’re my brother!”

After each pull from the bottle, he would demand I hit him equally hard across the chest before passing the bottle back to him.

I’m a large mammal. He was not.

After a bottle plus is gone, he finally hits me hard enough to make me forget our size disparity, and I hit him. He goes backward, hits the wall, and JUMPS UP like nothing happened, screaming, “yeeeeerrrrrr my bruuuuutherrrrr!!!”

This goes on for another hour or two. LOTS of tequila was downed that night. Next thing I know, a pickup truck pulls up, and all the natives are rushing toward it. This dude says, “you’re coming with us,” and I hop in the back of the pickup, because after a bottle plus of tequila, why the fuck not?

We apparently drove 100+ miles to the Rez that night, passing a bottle around the bed of the pickup. I know this because when I woke up, THREE DAYS LATER, I was in Kayenta, and had vague memories of an early-morning tea I was not supposed to drink but led to a great time I have no desire to repeat here in PA.

I had to call a friend of mine to come get me from a town I didn’t even know the name of at the time, two hours away, after a three day peyote and tequila binge. And that, kids, is why I no longer fuck with tequila.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

GACHKAR THE MERCILESS WITH THE TACKLE!

Romonobyl

What the????

Romonobyl

How’d that happen?

King Hippo

That’s just disturbing, man.

entropy

But distracting!

Brick Meathook

OH PLEASE NOAH BE SAFE

Moonbatting Average

Come on Philly, put these fuckers down

(Thank BLEERGH my wife doesn’t follow my comments)

Moonbatting Average

I’m distracted, at least

Sill Bimmons

You’ve certainly got my attention.

Sill Bimmons

That is a seriously kickass pool.

WCS

Doktor Zymm
Brick Meathook

THE EAGLES KNOW FROM TIES

Gratliff

tick tick tick…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gachkar sounds like the name of someone would be an enemy of Conan the Barbarian.

Romonobyl

Star Trek baddie.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I find it uncomfortable to root for Philly. Tie?

Sill Bimmons

woops

WCS

More proof of how much of peckerfuck Rick Santorum is.

Gratliff

RUN THE FUCKING BALL

Gratliff

This is a virtual elimination game in any other division, loser possibly goes to Super Bowl

Romonobyl

I predict gradual death overtime.

Sharkbait

So a tie?

King Hippo

So…27-24 Iggles, eh?

Romonobyl

nope…

Sill Bimmons

OH PLEASE MISS IT

Gratliff

C’mon, Hicks. Get another pick 6. Get that DROY nod

WCS

Is anyone present Joe Buck s Bear in Sill’s Insanity League?

Doktor Zymm

So…if I cassell, I can move my king to the corner of the board?

WCS

Only if you intercept the queen and return her for a touchdown.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Nope, only 2 squares towards the rook’s original position

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Has the meteor hit JerryWorld yet?

Romonobyl

Too much grit.

jjfozz

That’s it, I’ve had enough of humanity for today.

I love you guys, though. Don’t get me wrong.

King Hippo

Just TODAY?? Novice.

Romonobyl

Cassel used to play for New England? That ‘splains a lot.

entropy

People, look, a punk band playing a melodic song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZvsAh5VFRw

Doktor Zymm

Cheers 🙂

Brick Meathook

GIN IS THE DEVIL’S LIQUOR

entropy

Sir, pick up your pistol, for we duel at dawn.

King Hippo

It even has a rhyme:

Gin makes you sin

And oh….how it does

Doktor Zymm

I don’t know, I haven’t done anything regrettable yet this evening.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Gin is what you get your friend who’s had too much to drink and is making an ass of himself, and you just want him to throw up, pass out and get it over with

Doktor Zymm
Moonbatting Average

BUNNY!!

King Hippo

I’m not used to seeing those with all their parts intact.

/have indoor/outdoor cats

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
nomonkeyfun

Look, dinner.

Doktor Zymm

So conflicted….it’s probably best if I ignore the end of this game.

Romonobyl

I’ll take your advice.

entropy

I brought the vodka AND some beer upstairs, because I will yell at family soon.

Sill Bimmons

NEEDS MOAR ROTTING WOOD SCRAPS

Romonobyl

The body count continues…

nomonkeyfun

And yet Greg Hardy still has functional knees.

King Hippo

Everybody dies.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you ever need to define the word “smarmy” for someone, just play them the audio from that iPhone ad.

jjfozz

Your photos move now. So, they’re videos?

Sill Bimmons

Do they also talk?

King Hippo

That would be sorcery!

King Hippo

Who will our Lord BLEERGH favor?

John Difool

Props to Chip Kelly for keeping the firewater away from Bradford….I can tell a big difference.

Sharkbait

“A short neck and a long history”

What is Danny Devito?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

NFL coaches during Army week (artist’s conception)

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Gratliff

Whoo, fake injury slowdown!

Romonobyl

I wonder what Zach Ertz middle name is?

blordinaryfagicmox

Probably 1/2pi

Sill Bimmons

Adam.

WCS

RE: Tequila and Doktor

In 2010, WVU won the Big East basketball tournament for the first and only time. I was incredibly broke, and was (presumably) without alcohol to celebrate the historic victory. I then found a long-forgotten about bottle of tequila hidden away in the freezer. I threw up more than my body weight that night, but, SO VERY WORTH IT.

King Hippo

Tequila: the sweat from Satan’s balls.

blordinaryfagicmox

Is that what they call getting Pittsnoggled?

Doktor Zymm

Well done, and future godspeed

Covalent Blonde

*LEFT foot