Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread

Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.

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Romonobyl

The Hunger Games
Milked to Death Part 2

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Mrs. Future Moose!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
makeitsnowondem

If the Seahawks can’t pull this one out they’re really going to be on the playoff nanobubble.

Senor Weaselo

#nanoblessed

JerBear50

The fuck did that have to do with him playing baseball?

Romonobyl

Heh heh heh….back door…heh heh heh

Romonobyl
Moonbatting Average

Mesmerizing

Horatio Cornblower

Of course Wilson slides in the back door. Doesn’t count against God that way.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
makeitsnowondem

Local news guy: “Daily fantasy football: Is it gambling? Tonight, after the game.” What, you couldn’t fit a “yes” into your ten seconds?

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Waiting until after the game to gamble on it? BRILLIANT!

Brick Meathook

FISH MARKET SHOT WHEN THEY GO BACK TO AL & CHRIS. I’M CALLING IT NOW.

jjfozz

Notre Dame vs Boston at Fenway Park = dumpsters full of vomit and empty bottles of Four Roses.

Old School Zero

At Fenway or at your house?

Horatio Cornblower

I will be at Fenway on 11/22 for the Irish festival of something-or-other. All I know is it involves a hurling contest, which I am stoked for, and a Dropkick Murphy’s concert, which I will probably skip.

WCS

They’ll play “Shippin’ Up to Boston” six times and leave.

Horatio Cornblower

Agreed. Like their music, increasingly disappointed in their live shows. Although to be fair I haven’t seen one since I went up one St. Patrick’s Day week for their string of shows and the one I was at ended before 10:30.

Old School Zero

So… they don’t actually dropkick anything?

jjfozz

I vomit in our neighbors’ trash cans

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m too sober to subject myself to the second half. Night, all

makeitsnowondem

bleak clate man

Gratliff

Rodney Harrison has a lot of respect for the endless interceptions Peyton threw against the Pats all those times

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I appreciate that Bob Costas just spoke for about 15 seconds and immediately afterward admitted not a fucking bit of what he said mattered.

Horatio Cornblower

I appreciate that wandered out to the kitchen to get a drink and apparently missed everything Bob Costas had to say.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

So there’s this 1970s movie called “Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw” that stars Lynda Carter and former child preacher Marjoe Gortner and evidently the lovely Miss Carter even has a topless scene or two in it and I’m sure Moose has seen it 137 times yet I’ve never, ever seen it, which leads me to wonder just what the hell I’ve been doing with my life.

http://www.wonderland-site.com/pix/photos/movies/mov0021.jpg

Horatio Cornblower

Somebody page Martin, stat!

Horatio Cornblower

http://www.nudography.com/Celebrities/lynda_carter.aspx

There’s a whole bunch of obvious fakes. These are kind of lousy, so I suspect they’re legit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yep, just VHS, not great, but gives you an idea.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Soooooo why the fuck should we bother with the second half?

WCS

Masochism?

Sharkbait

Because we’re masochists?

jjfozz

Be part of a black friday stampede or drive a Chevy. That’s a tough one.

Brick Meathook

CHICAGO COPIER REPAIRMEN

Old School Zero

Pretty soon we’ll arrive at the Panopticon model of officiating.

blaxabbath

Love hearing those 12’s boo.

THEY’RE THE LOUDEST BOOS IN THE NFL!

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The NFL is just terrible.

makeitsnowondem

OKAY TRENT DILFER WE GET IT

jjfozz

Oh please halftime highlights show that piece of shit-fuck ending of the Ravens game. Because it was so delicious.

blaxabbath

I’m high as shit and even I don’t claim to understand what a catch is.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

“What if a catch is… when you catch the ball?”

makeitsnowondem

IMO all games should be officiated by synths, like Morelli’s crew.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why can’t we just use sex robots?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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makeitsnowondem

This is sneaky watchable.

blaxabbath

Pete Carroll looks like he did when he finished the 9/11 Commision Report.

Horatio Cornblower

He looks like he did at the end of last year’s Super Bowl.

blaxabbath

These fans are so loud!!

Senor Weaselo

I just read Pey-Pey’s line from the day. Daaaaaaaaaamn.

jjfozz

Al Michaels, official apologist for the NFL Referees Association. Fuck you Al, they suck donkey dick.

WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

Horatio Cornblower

I’d let Kristin Bell throw an elbow at me. It’s not like she’s Rhonda Rou…I mean, it’s not like she’s Holly Holm.

bourb0nblues

Looks like those clowns in congress have done it again.

Horatio Cornblower

What a bunch of clowns.

Old School Zero

what a bunch of clowns

makeitsnowondem

blete clakeman

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bring back the scabs!

blaxabbath

Stealing this.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ruling on the field is incomplete

makeitsnowondem

Ellington just got introduced to the percussion section.

Senor Weaselo

He’ll be black, brown, and beige after that one.

blaxabbath

Hooray for inept officiating!

Sharkbait

Inept officiating in a Seahawks game?

http://i.imgur.com/PnDzW.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They’re all thirty second timeouts

makeitsnowondem

No, no, it’s their 32nd timeout.

Senor Weaselo

Wow, I have 8 points in the ATS contest… but 5 straight-up.

Gratliff

Holy shit. I shaved and showered and it’s still the fucking first half?

Brick Meathook

THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE

Gratliff

I took my time. This game is torture.

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This is pretty much the NFL experience nowadays.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You forgot the first S?

Gratliff

Made stuffed pork chops for dinner. Been taking care of that for the past 5 hours, so they were either great or undercooked.

Moonbatting Average

Should have taken the time to manscape

Old School Zero

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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AFLAC?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFLAC!!

makeitsnowondem

What a country.

blaxabbath

“They love this football team here in Seattle.”

“We were so glad to get them in 2011!” – Twelves

makeitsnowondem

Left 8.6 points on the bench this week by starting Peyton Manning instead of no one.

Old School Zero

Holy shit

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