Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread

Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.

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blaxabbath

Graham has JPP hands.

15 yard penalty against Arizona!

blaxabbath

“Uhhhh….I understand I need to offset the penalty to Seattle. 15 yards against the Cardinals!”

makeitsnowondem

blake cleteman

makeitsnowondem

man blakeclete

Senor Weaselo

They’re making shit up at this point, aren’t they.

Romonobyl

Rex Grossman after a week of celibacy.

Sharkbait

Make it Jimmy Graham pls.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Always good advice:

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blaxabbath

Hey look! Refs deciding to call intentional grounding when it wasn’t a Wilson pass.

Romonobyl

No sassy ref this year? I miss Jerome.

Shogun Marcus

Think he had Thursday night game.

blaxabbath

Thie ref reminds me naked gun when he’s playing umpire. This guy is so glad to be like, “Holding…..on ARIZONA”

Sill Bimmons

How was the pie?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Looks like Packer on Packer violence.

Sill Bimmons
makeitsnowondem

God dammit Floyd.

blaxabbath

Floyd you bitch!

Brick Meathook
blaxabbath

Hey, so when is a good time to buy our new tv?

Romonobyl

Immediately after Thanksgiving.

Romonobyl

Or hit up Amazon or Newegg.com

blaxabbath

Thank you.

Romonobyl

Newegg is a great place to comparison shop, lots of info.

Sharkbait

…That’s not Jimmy Graham.

blaxabbath

Wow. Way to keep the officiating keeping it interesting, NFL.

Senor Weaselo

HAIL BLEERGH

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Keep it keeping it real.

Sill Bimmons
indieguy

telenovella has problematic think piece written all over it

blaxabbath

The latin market is theirs!

Dunstan

I think “my son sucks at football” commercial mother is secretly having an affair with “I hate participation trophies” commercial father.

Sill Bimmons

I hate that Kia ad more than the Patriots.

Shogun Marcus

Agreed.

Romonobyl

That’s a lot of hate.

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Especially since it implies pride at the potential creation of a new Chris Berman.

makeitsnowondem

My Worst. League. Ever. team threw a total of six interceptions today.

Romonobyl

Did someone start a horsey quarterback?

blaxabbath

Nothing says smash mouth footbawl like safeties and field goals!

Romonobyl

What about touchbacks…..WHAT ABOUT TOUCHBACKS!?!?!?!?!?

makeitsnowondem

Because I mentioned Austin Collie, here’s my favorite Austin Collie joke ever.

http://deadspin.com/without-the-nfl-me-austin-collie-no-boinky-ouch-sad-1223767270

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Yeah. Remember when Deadspin was good?

Romonobyl

I think I had AOL dial-up.

makeitsnowondem

I miss it so much.

Romonobyl
blaxabbath

BA’s lenses refuse to transition all the way back to clear.

blaxabbath

Yes, Al, speed is a desirable attribute of professional athletes….

makeitsnowondem

THIS HONEY BADGER, I CALL HIM THE TIE FIGHTER BECAUSE HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST, BEEN PART OF A CONVOY

blaxabbath

Palmer trying to give it right back.

Senor Weaselo

Badgerception!

Beastmode Ate My Baby
blaxabbath

nanoception!

WCS

#InterceptionBubbles

makeitsnowondem

Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit about his blocking.

Old School Zero

Smell that? That’s Russell Wilson’s stink of failure.
Feel that? That’s Russell Wilson’s despair.

Sharkbait

Why is The Wiz a thing?

Romonobyl

Does that mean there’s gonna be a white rendition of Madea’s Family Reunion?

Romonobyl

Jennifer Garner makes me wish my ancestors owned slaves too.

makeitsnowondem

Cris Collinsworth: As a receiver you have the option to sit down.

Austin Collie: Ooh, okay! [tries to sit in nonexistent chair, topples over]

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I still contend that “Austin Collie and the Infinite Sadness” is the best fantasy football name ever.

makeitsnowondem

You’ll get no argument from me.

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Obligatory grunge bumper music.

entropy

Whooooo! Who’s not in jail right now?! this guy!!

Senor Weaselo

So you didn’t fight all the Yinzers?

entropy

I did NOT. I feel like I M growing as a person.

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Not even the kinda-hot mouth-breathing daughter?

entropy

Why would I fight a mouth breathing daughter, EVER?

Romonobyl

Sooooo…someone not on their best behavior?

Romonobyl

Am I a bad person because I’m a Cowboys fan and even I am beginning to miss epic Romobyls?

entropy

Yes, but only because you are a Cowboys fan.

Romonobyl

I knew that was coming.

entropy

I am here to help.

Brick Meathook

It’s your name; you should miss them the most.