Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.
Graham has JPP hands.
15 yard penalty against Arizona!
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“Uhhhh….I understand I need to offset the penalty to Seattle. 15 yards against the Cardinals!”
blake cleteman
man blakeclete
They’re making shit up at this point, aren’t they.
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Rex Grossman after a week of celibacy.
Make it Jimmy Graham pls.
Always good advice:
Hey look! Refs deciding to call intentional grounding when it wasn’t a Wilson pass.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/2be0a2675d06478155229683c8cd78de/tumblr_nj4jk7HRNn1s2wio8o4_500.gif
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No sassy ref this year? I miss Jerome.
Think he had Thursday night game.
Thie ref reminds me naked gun when he’s playing umpire. This guy is so glad to be like, “Holding…..on ARIZONA”
How was the pie?
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Looks like Packer on Packer violence.
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Pictured: Titans/Jags
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God dammit Floyd.
Floyd you bitch!
http://i.imgur.com/OEAleHE.gifv
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Hey, so when is a good time to buy our new tv?
Immediately after Thanksgiving.
Or hit up Amazon or Newegg.com
Thank you.
Newegg is a great place to comparison shop, lots of info.
…That’s not Jimmy Graham.
http://media.tumblr.com/29cdb63ee572d944c0477a6ddb3a0ddf/tumblr_inline_mwll9wZK8a1qmnhp5.gif
Wow. Way to keep the officiating keeping it interesting, NFL.
HAIL BLEERGH
Keep it keeping it real.
Until keeping it real goes wrong.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/67hgjb/chappelle-s-show-when-keeping-it-real-goes-wrong—brenda-johnson—uncensored
One of the Blah People tonight:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_CSBg42Kkh0/TZtkex3zBNI/AAAAAAAABk4/zqcnRj675Y0/s1600/malaise.gif
telenovella has problematic think piece written all over it
The latin market is theirs!
Oh I dunno:
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/food/Trilha-Sonora-da-novela-Avenida-Brasil-2.jpg
I think “my son sucks at football” commercial mother is secretly having an affair with “I hate participation trophies” commercial father.
I hate that Kia ad more than the Patriots.
Agreed.
That’s a lot of hate.
Especially since it implies pride at the potential creation of a new Chris Berman.
My Worst. League. Ever. team threw a total of six interceptions today.
Did someone start a horsey quarterback?
Nothing says smash mouth footbawl like safeties and field goals!
What about touchbacks…..WHAT ABOUT TOUCHBACKS!?!?!?!?!?
Because I mentioned Austin Collie, here’s my favorite Austin Collie joke ever.
http://deadspin.com/without-the-nfl-me-austin-collie-no-boinky-ouch-sad-1223767270
Yeah. Remember when Deadspin was good?
I think I had AOL dial-up.
I miss it so much.
My opinion of today’s serving of teh footy:
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BA’s lenses refuse to transition all the way back to clear.
Yes, Al, speed is a desirable attribute of professional athletes….
THIS HONEY BADGER, I CALL HIM THE TIE FIGHTER BECAUSE HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST, BEEN PART OF A CONVOY
http://media.giphy.com/media/5xtDarnF5pX3ngJ3nfa/giphy.gif
Palmer trying to give it right back.
Badgerception!
http://i40.tinypic.com/2nb945d.jpg
nanoception!
#InterceptionBubbles
Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit about his blocking.
Smell that? That’s Russell Wilson’s stink of failure.
Feel that? That’s Russell Wilson’s despair.
Why is The Wiz a thing?
Does that mean there’s gonna be a white rendition of Madea’s Family Reunion?
Jennifer Garner makes me wish my ancestors owned slaves too.
Cris Collinsworth: As a receiver you have the option to sit down.
Austin Collie: Ooh, okay! [tries to sit in nonexistent chair, topples over]
I still contend that “Austin Collie and the Infinite Sadness” is the best fantasy football name ever.
You’ll get no argument from me.
Obligatory grunge bumper music.
Whooooo! Who’s not in jail right now?! this guy!!
So you didn’t fight all the Yinzers?
I did NOT. I feel like I M growing as a person.
Not even the kinda-hot mouth-breathing daughter?
Why would I fight a mouth breathing daughter, EVER?
Sooooo…someone not on their best behavior?
Am I a bad person because I’m a Cowboys fan and even I am beginning to miss epic Romobyls?
Yes, but only because you are a Cowboys fan.
I knew that was coming.
I am here to help.
It’s your name; you should miss them the most.