A far less cynical commenter than I pointed out to me that this game isn’t exactly “eye poison”. Let’s take a look at this half-full game with some rose-coloured glasses, shall we?
Ten @ Jax: The Jags are 2-2 at home and with a win will tie the Luck-less Colts for first place in the AFC South. Bortles is tied for the league lead in game-winning drives. All three victories were the result of him marching his team down the field in the waning minutes for the last score. Not too shabby. Fantasy-wise the Jags feature the highest-scoring WR duo. Robinson made a bit of a splash last year but the real revelation is Hurns. He was the guy I made fun of in a snarky post at the beginning of the season. Well, he’s scored a TD in 7 straight, averages 17 yards a catch and caused me to place my tail between my legs when I picked him up off the waiver wire a few weeks ago. QB Mariota (do we have a nickname for this guy yet-I think he’ll be around for a dozen years or so) has thrown for 4 TD’s and no intercepts twice. He’s in a bad, interim-coach situation and hasn’t completely shit the bed which bodes well for his future but not his early development.
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Well, that happened.
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That’s the testicle and the fish is this game, right?
Are you fucking kidding me, Titans O-line?!
They had their shit pushed in. Mariota danced out of two other sacks that drive.
And that’s why you kick PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
Why do I expect a TD and missed extra point?
Kick a field goal kick a field goal kick a field goal
This Telvin Smith cat is a good fucking player.
Mariota does know the clock doesn’t stop to move the chains, right?
A winning QB on the post game show?
So anyone other than these two?
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SHOW ME YOUR NUTS
This 4th quarter has been marginally entertaining
The ghost of Steve McNair wouldn’t have made this game watchable.
Titans O-Line was a fucking disgrace on that.
Yeah, kinda sad really
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That’s México for you.
Well this looks all well and over and I’ll get my *checks DFO pick ’em sheet*
Damn it, why am I a fucking dumbass?
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Nice kickoff, kickoff guy.
WHY WOULD YOU GO FOR IT PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL?????????????????
“Now you’ll get a chance to watch Marcus Mariota run a two minute drill here.”
Holy shit I’m crying I’m laughing so hard
OF COURSE YOU KICK YOU DUMBASSES
KICK IT. Don’t leave my cracker ass with a shitty cover.
PUSH I meant
Not only is she impressed with it’s size, but it’s location on his knee, based on her movements.
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You know what this game needs? Bees.
Beads?
Beans.
Ah, the rare non-QB slide.
Titans are not good at TEH footy.
JAGURAS WOO!!!! Get a FG and cover, you peckerheads.
hoo boy
Did the pylon cam catch that idiocy? Can we see it?
please no
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These teams are 2-7 and 3-6. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING FOR?!
Jesus Christ why am I watching this?,
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BECAUSE IT’S THURSDAY AND YOU ARE THANKFUL IT ISN’T WEDNESDAY
/also, we all may have myriad problems of varying intensity
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In Goodell’s NFL, 2-7 and 3-6 is the new 11-1 and 10-6 , haven’t you heard?
Positioning in a tight AFC South ra–Sorry, I think I just threw up.
Thanks for not finishing the D/ST score and getting me 10 points, you asshole.
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The most Jaguras of punt returns.
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Of course Jacksonville makes a licensed fucking captain’s hat.
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I give up. Night.
Definitely should send 1-2 of these teams to England.
I like Volkswagen’s new “ABDUCT OUR EMPLOYEES AND STEAL OUR PIECE OF SHIT VEHICLES” ad campaign.
This game:
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My “JAGURAS: TEAM OF DESTINY” premonition looks a tad shaky at present.
Not sure if my stupidity is more cause or effect of the rampant drug use. Either way DRUGS WOO!!!
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I just got home. Why is Viagra playing football against Cialis?
Because SEE OUR AD IN GOLF DIGEST!
Y’know, for some reason I had the expectation that Jacksonville’s cheerleaders would be somewhat classy, and then they showed them on all fours in leopard print leggings and said, “Dumb shit, it’s JACKSONVILLE.”
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I would say “Mee-yow,” but again, Jacksonville.
You thought “somewhat hussy” wrong.
It’s Florida, a state that looks like a diving board positioned over a giant toilet.
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My Halls cough drop wrapper is channeling Tony Robbins:
Conquer today.
Dust off and get up.
It’s yours for the taking.
Be resilient.
WHATEVER YOU SAY HALLS COUGH DROP WRAPPER
MEN. I had to host a neighborhood watch meeting. It was probably more exhausting than watching this game, if you can believe it.
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Moose: “The crucial thing is, we need to make sure we get all the attractive women of the neighbourhood heavily armed. I can supervise the firing range.”
THIS GAME NEEDS A SAFETY
At 7:30 left in the Fourth, Gene Wilder’s gonna walk out and say, “Strike that, reverse it,” and we’ll just forget about this game.
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how does the defense hold on an off tackle run?
OK, I was able to find the legal one; feel the burn.
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