Your Titans/Jags Thursday Night Open Thread

A far less cynical commenter than I pointed out to me that this game isn’t exactly “eye poison”. Let’s take a look at this half-full game with some rose-coloured glasses, shall we?

Ten @ Jax: The Jags are 2-2 at home and with a win will tie the Luck-less Colts for first place in the AFC South. Bortles is tied for the league lead in game-winning drives. All three victories were the result of him marching his team down the field in the waning minutes for the last score. Not too shabby. Fantasy-wise the Jags feature the highest-scoring WR duo. Robinson made a bit of a splash last year but the real revelation is Hurns. He was the guy I made fun of in a snarky post at the beginning of the season. Well, he’s scored a TD in 7 straight, averages 17 yards a catch and caused me to place my tail between my legs when I picked him up off the waiver wire a few weeks ago. QB Mariota (do we have a nickname for this guy yet-I think he’ll be around for a dozen years or so) has thrown for 4 TD’s and no intercepts twice. He’s in a bad, interim-coach situation and hasn’t completely shit the bed which bodes well for his future but not his early development.

 

 

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Senor Weaselo

Well, that happened.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s the testicle and the fish is this game, right?

entropy

Are you fucking kidding me, Titans O-line?!

King Hippo

They had their shit pushed in. Mariota danced out of two other sacks that drive.

Sill Bimmons

And that’s why you kick PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

Senor Weaselo

Why do I expect a TD and missed extra point?

entropy

Kick a field goal kick a field goal kick a field goal

King Hippo

This Telvin Smith cat is a good fucking player.

Senor Weaselo

Mariota does know the clock doesn’t stop to move the chains, right?

entropy

A winning QB on the post game show?

So anyone other than these two?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

SHOW ME YOUR NUTS

King Hippo

This 4th quarter has been marginally entertaining

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The ghost of Steve McNair wouldn’t have made this game watchable.

Sill Bimmons

Titans O-Line was a fucking disgrace on that.

King Hippo

Yeah, kinda sad really

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s México for you.

Senor Weaselo

Well this looks all well and over and I’ll get my *checks DFO pick ’em sheet*

Damn it, why am I a fucking dumbass?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

Nice kickoff, kickoff guy.

Sill Bimmons

WHY WOULD YOU GO FOR IT PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL?????????????????

entropy

“Now you’ll get a chance to watch Marcus Mariota run a two minute drill here.”

Holy shit I’m crying I’m laughing so hard

Sill Bimmons

OF COURSE YOU KICK YOU DUMBASSES

King Hippo

KICK IT. Don’t leave my cracker ass with a shitty cover.

King Hippo

PUSH I meant

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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entropy

Not only is she impressed with it’s size, but it’s location on his knee, based on her movements.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You know what this game needs? Bees.

King Hippo

Beads?

entropy

Beans.

Sill Bimmons

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entropy

Ah, the rare non-QB slide.

entropy

Titans are not good at TEH footy.

King Hippo

JAGURAS WOO!!!! Get a FG and cover, you peckerheads.

Sill Bimmons

hoo boy

entropy

Did the pylon cam catch that idiocy? Can we see it?

Sill Bimmons
entropy

These teams are 2-7 and 3-6. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING FOR?!

Jesus Christ why am I watching this?,

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King Hippo

BECAUSE IT’S THURSDAY AND YOU ARE THANKFUL IT ISN’T WEDNESDAY

/also, we all may have myriad problems of varying intensity

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John Difool

In Goodell’s NFL, 2-7 and 3-6 is the new 11-1 and 10-6 , haven’t you heard?

Senor Weaselo

Positioning in a tight AFC South ra–Sorry, I think I just threw up.

King Hippo

Thanks for not finishing the D/ST score and getting me 10 points, you asshole.

Sill Bimmons

The most Jaguras of punt returns.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

Of course Jacksonville makes a licensed fucking captain’s hat.

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Doktor Zymm

I give up. Night.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Definitely should send 1-2 of these teams to England.

entropy

I like Volkswagen’s new “ABDUCT OUR EMPLOYEES AND STEAL OUR PIECE OF SHIT VEHICLES” ad campaign.

Sill Bimmons
Senor Weaselo
King Hippo

My “JAGURAS: TEAM OF DESTINY” premonition looks a tad shaky at present.

Not sure if my stupidity is more cause or effect of the rampant drug use. Either way DRUGS WOO!!!

Beerguyrob

I just got home. Why is Viagra playing football against Cialis?

King Hippo

Because SEE OUR AD IN GOLF DIGEST!

entropy

Y’know, for some reason I had the expectation that Jacksonville’s cheerleaders would be somewhat classy, and then they showed them on all fours in leopard print leggings and said, “Dumb shit, it’s JACKSONVILLE.”

Senor Weaselo

I would say “Mee-yow,” but again, Jacksonville.

Sill Bimmons

You thought “somewhat hussy” wrong.

John Difool

It’s Florida, a state that looks like a diving board positioned over a giant toilet.

Sill Bimmons

My Halls cough drop wrapper is channeling Tony Robbins:

Conquer today.
Dust off and get up.
It’s yours for the taking.
Be resilient.

WHATEVER YOU SAY HALLS COUGH DROP WRAPPER

Moonbatting Average

MEN. I had to host a neighborhood watch meeting. It was probably more exhausting than watching this game, if you can believe it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

Moose: “The crucial thing is, we need to make sure we get all the attractive women of the neighbourhood heavily armed. I can supervise the firing range.”

Brick Meathook

THIS GAME NEEDS A SAFETY

entropy

At 7:30 left in the Fourth, Gene Wilder’s gonna walk out and say, “Strike that, reverse it,” and we’ll just forget about this game.

John Difool
King Hippo

how does the defense hold on an off tackle run?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, I was able to find the legal one; feel the burn.

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