Let’s not regard this game tonight as the end of week whateveritis but see it for what it could be. This, this my friends is the beginning of a long, glorious week of sport-making that could cause the most loyal and understanding of significant others to say, “You’re watching sports AGAIN?”. Whatever you want you’ll get it. NFL Football? Natch. European football? Got it. Hockey? Got it. College AND NBA basketball? Got it. Something that is not-Baseball? YOU ARE COVERED. It’s a perfect ksunami (I prefer the silent “k”) of wonderfulness that is rarely equalled. Think back to the last week of July…..it was a living nightmare wasn’t it? Now fast-forward to today. This future’s so goddamn bright I’ve gotta throw shade. So watch that Cavs game tonight. Take in the Rangers. Check out the Spurs. I’m going to grab a piece of the LSU/Marquette tilt ce soir so that I can see with my own two eye-holes what the big fuss is about with this Ben Simmons kid. Don’t fight it. Just let the myriad sports options wash over you and bathe in their luxurious, soapy…umm, gotta go!
Buf @ NE: There are two scenarios here. 1. It’s a blow-out right out of the gate, like Secretariat at Belmont-level. 2. Rex comes up with a great game plan, hangs with the P*ts and goes in tied or slightly ahead at half-time. The problem is the damn mother-lover that coaches the home team will make the necessary adjustments and Rex will spend the second half looking up at the Jumbotron and thinking, “Huh, well that’s not working any more”. After the two touchdown loss he’ll wander into the press conference and talk about “key errors”, “lousy execution” and “he out-coaches me every time because my in-game defensive changes suck balls”. Happens every time.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Fuck.
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oops
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AH GAHD THERE’S STILL ALMOST NINE MINUTES LEFT IN THE 3RD QUARTER
ECCCHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtqTAvv2kDA
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YOU WILL NEVAH NOW THE PAIN OF THE INAHDVERTAHNT WHISTLE! NEVAH!
I expected that and still laughed; well fucking done.
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Your avatar scares me. What is it?
Hey Ultra Man muthafucka. Never charged up before the big fight. Hiyata, you suck too.
Is it true? This is..gud..game?
no…no
It’s already surpassed my most optimistic expectations.
Only because the Pats are getting screwed at home.
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Poor crab.
If I had attempted what Gilmore just did, I would have broken every neuron in my body
That’s why you shouldn’t screw a Mother and Daughter at the same time.
THE EXECUTIONERS SONG
Brett Favre night: you didn’t ask for it, but at least it’s short.
That’s some fucking bullshit.
I have literally zero right to complain, but that’s still some fucking bullshit.
It’s a touchdown; where is he down before touching the pylon?
No, that was the right call, I’m just salty about the whole sequence of events after the phantom whistle.
Got; you are right: don’t complain.
Got it; you are right: don’t complain.
Well, that worked well for me.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/chicago-school-of-free-speech-1448231860
Hah!
Aww, I don’t want to register for a WSJ account.
Huh, it didn’t ask me to register. I guess my years of putting “Fake Name” as my name and [email protected] as my email address are finally paying off.
I just use [email protected]. So far its been working. Oh wait, there’s a knock at my door.
The Inadvertent Whistle is the Tuck Rule of this season
Before Deflategate, that’s not a touchdown.
Looks like one to me; where is he down before touching the pylon?
Appleton for everybody!
Well, Jon, the Patriot fans have every right to be furious, having watched their team win several titles with every possible bit of assistance from the on-field officials even as that same team sought every available illegal advantage, but then having seen the Patriots not get that one call.
They truly are the team for the 1% of the 1%.
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Did these refs get their certifications from Hollywood Upstairs Dumbfuck School?
I failed out of the neurology program there…
Well, you’re not a dumbfuck, so go figure.
This may be the first time the Pylon Cam gets used in a replay.
THAT’S A FUCKING TOUCHDOWN
Ah ah ah! In Bawstawnese please. That’s a faaaackin touchdown.
Moar liek Buffaloese!!1!11
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I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a Buffalo Wing today.
Wish Gostkowski did that at the end of last week.
Dear Nissan, that commercial makes as much sense as having Antonio Cromartie endorse Trojan condoms
WHO’S WIDE RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS?
THAT GUY FOR THE SHITRIOTS
lady snow and I just watched videos of clouded leopards and does anyone know a rare animal merchant?
I might know a guy named “Mister Lizard” who might know a guy.
No, for real.
I’d kill you if I thought you wanted to do anything other than passively observe it in its natural habitat:
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This inadvertent whistle could be worse than ebola
I fucking hate this league.
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Right?
RITE???1
RY8!
Yeah, this league does need a stratospheric bassoon solo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkX5rJ8NsT8
Ask the old man to give me a ride to pick up a rental car in the am. He proceeds to give me shit for taking it to a dealership…even though I knew the car is still under warranty and I have zero tools at my parents place to fix a fucking transmission.
Here is the fucking hilarious part. In the course of twenty four hours, I have fixed the kitchen sink, replaced a broken toilet, and rewired the wiring to the fucking power box becuase every time my mother would start the washing machine, half the damn house would go dead.
I’m getting shit from a man who can’t change a lightbulb without starting a fire or shocking himself.
At least he has stopped giving me shit about my girlfriend…
You havent killed him yet?
I love him…he’s my old man…but dear god if we are in the same room for longer than six hours, we want to murder each other. We both like to piss each other off constantly.
I used to only fix brains.
Even then, not usually.
I used to fix families, but they always came with parents.
So now just kids.
NO DAD, WHAT. ABOUT. YOU?
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HAIL BLEERGH!
INTERCEPTION GREEN BAY!
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!
Wonder if this will get immortalized in the MNF intro
Perky in pink
WUUUUU??
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Tunison must be bored.
Oh, I was hopin’ she was doin’ the rapin’.
Damn! Knew we should have checked on Christmas Ape.
Looks like Catler and Kristin had another vector, named “Saylor”
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My dad used to fly in those.
I never knew that we should call you Mr. Tibbits.
It was a couple years after that particular flight.
I want Cam Newton to win the MVP, because it will piss off Patriot fans on so many different levels.
And Peter King.
Especially Perter King.
I fucking hate Perter King.
Sor dor Ir.
Pretty sure disembowelling has two “L’s” in the Queen’s.
Jameis: So NOW whose the bad, rapey, crab leggin’ stuffing, pussy right in the fucked man on the block? What? Oh yeah. Its still me.
Opening scene to “Fargo”-HOLY SHIT!
I’m saving it! I’m saving it! Oh lord its gooood isnt it! CAAAANT WAIT!
That’s it, I’m watching last week’s and rolling into this week’s.
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/Pictured Lyndon Laruche”s wet dream
That’s fucking funny!
Ok, that was pretty cool of Carolina to give away the TD balls to kids.
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I call this picture Kirk Douglas because he raped my eyes and it stole a plane.
I think that tie just gave me eye cancer.
Woo, Fargo rivebrog because this game sucks! Anybody?
I’m a week behind but this might be the time to fix that.
You really should. I’m gonna drop this game for it is making me angry and it’s off to Fargo for me.
MUTE BUTTON PLEASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awk2rAtjymM
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This is all just so fucking stupid.
THAT TACKLE, I CALL IT LINDA LOVELACE, CAUSE IT SUCKED MAJOR DICK
Well that’s pretty much an insurmountable lead for the Bills.
ah FUCK
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