Two frickin’ games? Two? For the whole goddamn country? Why not throw the Minny/Atlanta game into this slot? What about Fins/Jets? But noooooooooooo. Two games! I’m SMGDH over here!
Ari @ SF: One of the biggest questions surrounding this game is “Why?”. Another question is, “Can the Cards top the 47 points they hung on the San Fran back in week three?”. This looks like a good game for RB Johnson to get back on track. Them Niners gave up a 200+ spot to Seattle’s Rawls just last week. There’s yakking going on about this being a trap game for the Cards what with the Rams next up. Huh? Palmer is running on all 12 cylinders and I just can’t see it. The big news in Niner-land is that Gabbert will be wearing an alternate black uni while he gets sacked numerous times/limps to the sideline/chases after the DB that got the intercept/demands a trade at half-time/posts a low-teen QBR rating.
Pit/Sea: Ben is back and so are the chances of the Steelers grabbing a wild card berth. They do have to steal this game plus one other vs. the Bengals or Broncs. They should beat the Browns, Colts and Ravens. It seems that if the D is right then so are the ‘Hawks. In their last 3 wins they gave up an average of just over 8 points a game. Their last two losses had them surrendering an average of 33 but in fairness that was against the Cards and Panthers.
NAWT A CATCH
Cam Hayward is a monster.
Nice job, asshole.
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Probably not the first….
Ah nevermind.
Tomsula looks like he’s trying to look cool to impress lady ref.
He takes all his advice from these two:
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Merry Christmas Grandma!
Is Tomsula dipping? That was a huge spit.
Phrasing.
Ryan Shazier is hurt. The sky is blue. Water is wet.
goddammit
THE BEN throwing a block for that WR reverse. Yep, combined with that fake ass FG attempt, Tomlin now at negative fucks for the game.
I can see on this thread that the excitement for the Grey Cup up here is palpable.
GO HOUSTON GAMBLERS
Gabbert is not very good.
I hope SF makes him their #1 QB next year.
W00T MARTAVISDOWN!
I want to see that camera view from that spinning pylon.
wow
THE BEN THROW BLOCK LIKE BLOCK MAN FOR RUNNING MAN AND RUNNING MAN SCORES HARF HARF
ALL FOAR THE BEN
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I like TE’s on teams with 0 points approaching the 2 minute warning spiking the ball on the field when they get a midfield first down.
nonononononononononononoYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Reverse for a touchdown? WHAT REALITY IS THIS?!?!?
Hello internet friends, how are we all doing today?
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I was always a big fan of those…I mean…her.
Wonder Woman, indeed.
I like how Levi’s Stadium says, “Home of the Faithful.” They’re gonna make some good money when the Seahawks decided to license that for their field.
45 minutes until i can get the fuck out of here. TV can be a bitch sometimes
Made a nice and simple meal. Had some left over sweet potatoes, onions, and golden potatoes from Thanksgiving. Simply diced them all into squares…used a little olive oil, and baked for about an hour at 325F with some sea salt to taste.
Ending the meal with some lovely Oxycodone 5mg tablets crushed and a tube of airplane glue.
I believe with veggies and oxy, the proper huff is canned air. But you know, that’s only a suggestion if you’re entertaining dinner guests.
I find that with the bitterant that most brands have, you need to have something that cleans the pallet or at least overpowers the taste and smell of the bitterant.
My go to is usually liver when I am serving compressed air or other strong inhalants.
A bold choice. Very good, sir.
oh god damn you phil
I thought SEA was gonna have the fluorescent green 3rd jerseys. They have grey instead? WTF is that?
A grassroots internet campaign called Save Our Retinas pressured them until they made the change.
You want this?
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I am so happy…
1. I managed to get 3 Christmas trees cut and in the stands without even minor injury.
2. I got the goddamned leaves that have been mocking me for a week blown before tomorrow’s rain. I only got the cord wrapped around my junk three times, and only the first time was accidental.
3. I went into Mom’s attic to pull out the Xmas decor for her…and bless my dead paranoid dad’s heart, I found a full Rx of Vicodin hidden in there. Attic will be searched thoroughly in the coming days.
and 4. I haven’t watched a single second of football today.
Don’t be all jelly, I live a charmed life only infrequently.
Take the number of fucks I give about this game, divide by zero, and watch civilization implode upon itself.
I’m not sure how divergent fucks will implode civilizations, but I appreciate your knowledge of division.
Good point. I believe a space/time continuum issue would be more applicable.
The invention of the horse collar was actually a great boon to humanity.
So the horsies could pull the beer wagon?
That’s mankind for ya, taking a useful tool and using it for violence.
That was a bad call.
ALL TEH FUCKS NOT GIVEN
Memo to broadcasters: stop it with the Seattle grunge music bumpers during Seattle games. We get it. Move on. Mix in some Hendrix and Heart. Queensrÿche, even.
They should do some Metal Church.
Duff McKagan’s Loaded
Is it a requirement for any network showing the Seahawks to play Smells Like Teen Spirit at some point during the game?
STOP GIVING COURTNEY LOVE MONEY!
Kurt Cobain rolling over in grave. Still has giant hole in head.
From Courtney Love!
That was really a ARI PA TD pass opportunity there.
JR Sweezy’s dumb ass just cost me a RawlsDOWN probably.
What an A-hole.
Toughdown!
Everything about this game is anus.
Again,
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup, saw that.
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NOT ALL OF US
Those are the people that are always right in front of me in the TSA line.
My wife had a vibrator once. She said it was OK until she chipped a tooth.
Did you tell her that was the wrong end?
There’s a right end?
Rawls is very difficult for defenders to see because he’s behind the veil of ignorance.
I see that Mike Tomlin has signed an endorsement contract with Bad Idea Jeans.
No one born from 1990 onwards gets this.
That was that long ago? Damn…
First INT for Lane this season.
Also, first GAME for Lane this season.
Todd Haley haunts the nightmares of good decisions.
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YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I’ve had enough to drink, enough t oeat. I’ve decided nothing else is going in my mouth today.
No way Seahawks win this.
No way am I touching this one…
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