Two frickin’ games? Two? For the whole goddamn country? Why not throw the Minny/Atlanta game into this slot? What about Fins/Jets? But noooooooooooo. Two games! I’m SMGDH over here!
Ari @ SF: One of the biggest questions surrounding this game is “Why?”. Another question is, “Can the Cards top the 47 points they hung on the San Fran back in week three?”. This looks like a good game for RB Johnson to get back on track. Them Niners gave up a 200+ spot to Seattle’s Rawls just last week. There’s yakking going on about this being a trap game for the Cards what with the Rams next up. Huh? Palmer is running on all 12 cylinders and I just can’t see it. The big news in Niner-land is that Gabbert will be wearing an alternate black uni while he gets sacked numerous times/limps to the sideline/chases after the DB that got the intercept/demands a trade at half-time/posts a low-teen QBR rating.
Pit/Sea: Ben is back and so are the chances of the Steelers grabbing a wild card berth. They do have to steal this game plus one other vs. the Bengals or Broncs. They should beat the Browns, Colts and Ravens. It seems that if the D is right then so are the ‘Hawks. In their last 3 wins they gave up an average of just over 8 points a game. Their last two losses had them surrendering an average of 33 but in fairness that was against the Cards and Panthers.
This is horrible. ARI looks like shit when they face a REAL quarterback like Blaine Gabbert.
Repeat. Sorry. Not sorry.
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Random white guyDOWN!!! FROM THE FLOW!!!
The Belldozer made the NFL? Yeah, just the Niners but still…
HIM NEW LESS RAPEY BEN HARF
How does like all of the Big Ten have boring ass helmets and then Iowa gets that smooth hawkeye logo?
Hey, don’t diss the Buckeye stickers.
That’s an add-on.
Not bad.
On the bright side, the Niners did take advantage of Old Navy’s 40% off on everything in the store.
Michigan must have as well. Explains their performance yesterday.
This Southwest Airlines guy is annoying. If I were on his flight, I’d hijack the plane and slam it into the US Capitol.
Smile everyone. We’re now being looked at by the CIA.
Stop looking at our ass.
Mr. Anderson, so nice of you to join us.
Remember when you were a kid and didn’t really notice the officials?
Good times.
Oh the way Glen Miller played, every song a hit parade….
I worked in a coal mine when I was a boy.
Backed when I was a teenager, I had to look at my porn in a magazine!
I wore an onion on my belt as that was the style at the time.
Why would there be a 10-second runoff? That benefits the team that committed the penalty.
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I could never do seeing-eye puzzles.
Its a sail boat.
Tackling is against Ross Cockrell’s religion.
BLEERGHkakke
This Arizona game is never ever going to end ever.
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Nice tackle dickhead.
AZ is gonna run like 13 plays inside the 10 yard line
I celebrate that touchdown with sweet potato pie!
My. God. Arizona.
Score the fucking touchdown.
Current number of Mike Tomlin fucks given:
-3
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Damn it. I was hoping for a Pick-2 to tie the game at 16.
Whoever has the ball last is going to win this.
Oh I forgot. God is the Founding Member of the Steeler Nation.
WOOOOO
/I might have had too much caffeine today
Nice to see Arizona taking the week off after back to SNF games.
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HARFCANNON
15 minutes and then I can get the fuck out. I’m having at least 3 fingers of bourbon when I get home. On call be damned.
3 fingers….of a milk jug?
“We didn’t get into a rhythm.”
– Eli Man Penguin Boy explaining his 3 INT game.
“Best shootergame of 2015.”
That is notaword.
wow the ben
A day full of shit games and the nightcap will likely be Dreamboat and Grumblelord raping my Donks. Fucking universe.
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Well aren’t you just little miss optimistic sunshine?
I ENJOY THE PROGRAMS BROADCAST ON CBS. THEY INTEREST ME.
Which NEW HIT DRAMA is best?
BAZINGA
..and I’m back and Seattle scored a touchdown. Maybe I should leave again.
OH NO YOU STAY
What’s in it for me?
Hmmm…I won’t write you into HRTN?
I may be stupid. What’s HRTN?
Hard Ride To Nowhere, my weekly mass of assorted nonsense about fictional* Commentists.
*MAYBE
Ah. I’ll check it out. And I’m a real factual person. Kind of.
So you say…
beat it
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I’m so glad to see JJ Watt in commercials. He’s finally getting the spotlight he shuns so much.
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Halftime of Dayton/Xavier, I think I’ll flip channels and see what else is….
OH GODDAMN NINERS/CARDINALS HOLY SHIT!!!!! PREV CH BUTTON!!!!!
SEAHAWKS/STILLERS!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!
MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!!!
Poop.
That was unencouraging.
Feels like BA is calling a pretty vanilla game. Challenging the players, not the scheme, to beat an inferior opponent.
Throw the ball a little more and assume SF runs out of trick plays, Cards should open this up in the 2nd half.
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Good LORD.
I…I gotta go fluff my garfield.
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Is CJ1K hurt or something? How does he only have 21 yards rushing at the half against the Niners?
SF is playing the run and Arians is PA-ing the hell out of them.
is NOT
Ah. Figures.
THIS JAY GRUDEN I CALL HIM JON GRUDEN BECAUSE A BAD FRANCHISE THINKS HE IS THEIR COACHING SAVIOR EVEN THOUGH HE WON’T GET THEM A CHAMPIONSHIP!
Umm, Gruden won a Superbowl.
I really hope they didn’t just Schrute that challenge.
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CHRIS CONTE!
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ARI being up 6-3 on SF is as bad as a 7 game losing streak this late in the season. Need to kill these assholes.
WHAT THAT WAS A CATCH TOTALLY A CATCH WHAAAAAAT?
-12’s
Billy Graham never stiff-armed Satan that hard.