Two frickin’ games? Two? For the whole goddamn country? Why not throw the Minny/Atlanta game into this slot? What about Fins/Jets? But noooooooooooo. Two games! I’m SMGDH over here!
Ari @ SF: One of the biggest questions surrounding this game is “Why?”. Another question is, “Can the Cards top the 47 points they hung on the San Fran back in week three?”. This looks like a good game for RB Johnson to get back on track. Them Niners gave up a 200+ spot to Seattle’s Rawls just last week. There’s yakking going on about this being a trap game for the Cards what with the Rams next up. Huh? Palmer is running on all 12 cylinders and I just can’t see it. The big news in Niner-land is that Gabbert will be wearing an alternate black uni while he gets sacked numerous times/limps to the sideline/chases after the DB that got the intercept/demands a trade at half-time/posts a low-teen QBR rating.
Pit/Sea: Ben is back and so are the chances of the Steelers grabbing a wild card berth. They do have to steal this game plus one other vs. the Bengals or Broncs. They should beat the Browns, Colts and Ravens. It seems that if the D is right then so are the ‘Hawks. In their last 3 wins they gave up an average of just over 8 points a game. Their last two losses had them surrendering an average of 33 but in fairness that was against the Cards and Panthers.
TIME TO TAKE THE A TRAIN DAHNTAHN
YEAR OF THE OFFENSIVE LATE HIT
We playing NFL Blitz again?
It’s snowing in Denver, right?
Here’s to hoping Dreamboat slips and falls and breaks something he uses inside Gisele.
How is Tom Brady going to break his mailman’s penis?
Anybody seen the kids? They were just outside….
MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA
Uh…better not look down…
Here’s to San Diego’s last win of the season!
Mean Machine!
Year of the Kicker is nowhere near as fun as Year of the Safety.
Really?
I’m going with quantity over quality on this one.
HA
HARF HERPED, HAUSCHKA DERPED!
“It might cost us the game, but we’re gonna keep on running it!””-Bruce Arians
The fuck?
STOOPID KICKERS
hahahauschka
well, at least they picked the right ones if only giving us two late games
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Holy Crap Part II: Electric Buggalo
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Theoretically, that looks faster than what Meth Damon tried in Fargo, Season Two.
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
This is a twist. Big Ben is being forced to do something he don’t want to do.
HOLY.
CRAP.
Stupid Harf.
FAT MAN INT
Mother pus bucket.
FATMANHARFCEPTION
Fat Man INT
The best kind of INT
no choco taco , smh
I am so good at commenting, I’m replying to comments 2 pages old.
Sheesh. And I haven’t had a drop today.
Phil is like that guy…when your girlfriend or wife drags you to a party…and you don’t know anyone. Phil is the one in the corner that sizes you up. You realize he is the only person you will be talking to all night…but within five minutes you figured out he is a complete annoying shithead. But every time you try to get away he corners you.
Then you find out that he is porking the old lady’s best friend or some shit…so she thinks it would be great if you and Phil would hang out more often…so like you can do diner dates with them…and you see this all happening in front of you but there isn’t anything you can do about it until you just start yelling the N-word at a bunch of honkies in the middle of suburbia.
Then the ride home the old lady is complaining that she can’t take you out and that you are an embarrassment.
Fucking Phil happens to me like once a goddamn year.
I miss Satirical Colbert.
fuuu
Sneaky cheap shots? When 49ers players imitate their fans.
Natural Selection in action.
10:1 he’s a guy who rails about getting government out of his Medicare, too.
MEANWHILE IN TENNESSEE
Passersby were amazed …
NAOW POST THE GIF
He’s wearing Bad Idea Jeans
DA FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I used to get Egg McMuffins in the morning and then save them for later in the day so I could eat them in public and freak people out.
Well, to Dreamboat’s credit, this year marks the 25th anniversary…
https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/671107187654135809
oh god listening to pheel i
Sill may be dead, guys
Hit the mute button, Sill! Listen the radio broadcast. It will be 10 seconds off, but its better quality dialogue.
I’m OK. It’s not like you all aren’t suffering through it too.
MOAR HARFCANNON
I know somebody who didn’t skip breakfast!
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PK would never stop fellating Alejandro Villanueva if he was white.
Come on Seahawks!
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B. Roethlisberger (PHI)….DON’T YOU THREATEN ME, REDZONE
Arizona needs to collect some targeting penalties here.
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How is Concussion “The movie they don’t want you to see” when it’s advertised on NFL games?
Reverse psychology. There is NO FUCKING WAY anything starring Will Smith is even mildly edgy or threatening to the establishment.
NFLN: Watch the Cardinals-49ers game on FOX!
(checked the Channel Guide. Fox is showing “Trucks! – How-to-projects, truck events and enthusiast’s lifestyle.”)
The NFL Network just lied to me.
I got the “Pressure Cooker” infomercial going on fox where I live.
I kind of love it how the networks basically admit they got fuck all to compete with football. You would think they would just show like puppies or strippers….something.
Sounds like they let that kid from Detroit write the script.
Cardinals inside the 15 are like me trying to chip up from the fringe. Bad.
You can’t stop The Flow, you can only hope to contain him.
What’s the problem?
I hit puberty about 15 years before this technology existed.
Actually…that may be a good thing because I can’t imagine ever leaving a room like this as a teenager…except…can’t they dispense weed through the internet now?
Other than the fact that its designed for either a dwarf or something with a double-jointed waist?
In case you missed it from earlier:
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Where the fuck did they get Eli Man Penguin Boy?
GOODE GOOD, LET THE ELI PENGUIN BOY FLOW THROUGH YOU
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That’s right. The Panthers are 11-0.
How the hell’d that happen?
They only have one loss.
Also, their schedule is a joke. Seriously. I’m pretty sure they have a home-and-home against the Washington Generals.