NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread
NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
So 3 & 2 and you throw? Ah nice to see Baltimore Gary is back.
Let’s see if Brock Osweiler can turn a 5 yard loss into a 12 yard l…Yep, he sure can.
That was fucking terrible.
Brock Brock bo bock, banana fana fo fock.
This monster old fashioned I made to celebrate the Raiders victory is almost gone, and it’s breaking my heart.
The hangover I made to celebrate the Skins victory is gone and I’m pretty cool with that.
Who’s everyone’s top four in college? I got Clemson, Oklahoma, Michigan St and Ohio State. Fuck Bama.
Michigan and Ohio State won’t both go.
I can dream.
Yeah, I sadly agree. If OSU didn’t play MSU, I could see it, but they won’t send two teams from the Big 10, especially if OSU losed to MSU’s backup QBs.
I forgot about the Big 10 title game. Yeah, that won’t work.
Christ they’ll use that to find some way to sneak those papists at ND back in.
I don’t believe the Clemson hype.
Michigan State
Iowa
Oklahoma
Jacksonville
Bama, (I hate myself but they good), MSU, OSU, and I guess the Sooners. Not a big believer in Clemson.
Ugh, let’s not get into a discussion that involves anything located in South Carolina and “beliefs”.
Hawaii, NYU, Caltech, University of Phoenix
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HOLY SHIT STILL WRONG
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….Why is Big Boss baloons?
You done did that one already.
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AMERICA!
This show of competence by the Osweiler-led Broncos is unsettling.
Hey tall guy, throw the damn football to your best receiver already.
“You misheard me, it was actually ‘fall guy'”.
– Cris Carter
Cris ramping up the creepiness quickly.
Human Centipede doctor creepy
I was about to say if you’re 6’8 & can’t make this quit.
That was actually a well-designed and -executed play.
Kraft will send a memo to Goodell to have that play banned.
“No quarterbacks over 6’4″ any more”
THROW IT DEEP!!!
Is Demarious not playing?
He is, it’s just hard to tell with Osweiler throwing.
He’s out there.
Am I the only one who would love to see Cam Newton shit all over The Pats in January. Better yet Bruc Arians and his cool headgear as he goes deep on The Pats and that shitty secondary all game.
Yes, because it would be nicer to see the Patriots lose earlier in the playoffs.
I would sacrifice my life savings for that…well, most of it.
$53.38 isn’t really that much.
Cool, my paycheck must have finally cleared!
I agree Romonobyl. I would sacrifice your life savings for that, too.
Even better, the obviously racist criticism against him would go through the roof. Oh he celebrates too much…oh he takes too long to get a football to a kid in the stands…oh he doesn’t take the game seriously and isn’t a gym rat.
Seriously if he was white like Johnny Maziel, they would be getting a fucking spot in the Hall ready.
A FIRST DOWN!!
DRINK!!!
Foreigner? GIMME DAT BELT!
Fuck it. Dig the head banging poodle.
You are locked in a room with a Patriots fan, Duke fan, and Alabama fan. How do you kill each of them?
Farting.
I don’t know, but I *do* know that the answer involves racism somehow.
Bullet, blade, fire… in that order.
I only have three bullets so I shoot the Pats fan twice and then put one in my head.
Kill The Pats fan, beat the shit out of the Duke fan and make fun of Bama and watch that fan cry.
Stand back and let them start talking…
Dukie and Alabama will savagely beat the Pats fan rather quick. Dukie will eventually try to rape the Alabama fan and get killed. Alabama fan will forget to breath after about an hour.
Whole situation takes care of itself.
While I agree with JustStopDude’s general theory I think that Pats fan and ‘Bama fan gang up on the Duke kid, because everyone loathes Duke and people who root for Saban also root for Belichek and vice versa.
With a plastic spork, a pool noddle and the starting lineup to the 1987 Chicago Cubs.
By request here’s a link to the PFTCommenter mention in today’s NYTimes.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/29/opinion/eric-winston.html?_r=0
I dropped a ladder on my foot yesterday. It hurt like a bitch, but is now completely better. It’s like the consequences of losing a game in the NFC East this year.
get that shit out of your system before you turn 40. The second half of that first sentence stops happening.
I mean 2nd sentence
I gotcha. The better bit.
OH GOD. WEATHER THEMED MUSIC
Saw Creed Friday night, Awesome
Did Scott Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap tell you all about UFOs and assassinating Obama?
Did they do Higher? TELL ME THEY DID HIGHER
Was Kid Rock there, too?
God I missed this.
Oh please God…not the IN-COM-PLETE chant.
So now we make hero movies about the dudes that made shit loads of money shorting the financial markets?!?
WHO THE FUCK IN HOLLYWOOD IS APPROVING THESE MOVIES AND NOT MY FAN FIC ABOUT ME HAVING SEX WITH TAYLOR SWIFT?!? MORE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THAT THEN THESE GODAWFUL FILMS!!!
It’s more about dudes investigating the dudes making billioins by shorting the economy
WHAT PART OF ME WANTING TO GET PAID TO MAKE A PORNO WITH TAYLOR SWIFT DO YOU NOT GET?!?
Listen, I’m firmly behind you on that. Like, I’m right there with you, all right? I got your back on this. And your balls. I’m holding your balls.
I will need someone to shave and powder my balls. In HD, its important to have makeup properly applied or else you get lens glare.
C’mon. We all know that movie would end with Taylor Swift writing a godawful song about you and subjecting everyone to hearing it in public spaces. No one wants that.
PC MASTER RACE COMMERCIAL
Highest ranking in “initial” quality…then they did a test drive.
I’m reasonably certain that David Lynch works for SOME team in the NFL.
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Please ESPN NFL Insiders tell me how Brock Assweilwer is a better fit for this offense than a Hall Of Famer?
He’s 6’7″.
Bad as that last drive was, it would be so much worse with Manning in there.
yeah, I saw much of the Kansas City game
Fortunately, I’m behind enough in fantasy that I don’t have to watch MNF to cheer on McCown and Gillmore. Apocalyptic fiction reading WOO
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So is the purpose of Gary Kubiak’s offense to not score?
It works!
Someone just told Bro-Kowski all the white stuff falling from the sky in Denver was cocaine…. and he snorted it all for a touchdown.
Hello Sunday Night, let’s hear a song.
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Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst! Blue Ribbon!
OK
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Is that Michael Richards at the Apollo?
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Just got back from teh grocery store. We finally had our first real cold front of the season, and that inspired all the wimmens to break out their yoga pants, spike-heeled boots and short leather jackets (not all at once obviously). That qualifies as winter weather apparel in these parts.
I heartily approve of this turn of events.
GRONK is so going to have a painkiller addiction when he is done playing.
“When he’s done playing”?
Good point. Nothing like crushing beers, puss, and opiates!
Can’t be worse than his hooker addition.
addiction…cut me off.
well, good thing yesterday already sucked all the life out of me
Oh great Gary Kubiak will probably open up his offense which means three straight stretch plays. Honestly fuck John Elway for hiring his former boyfriend.
That was quick.
yes. touchdown patriots. (ugh) sorry, i threw up in my mouth a little.
I hate this fucking sport.
welp
Insurmountable lead. Damn it.
Is DeMarcus “cashed a check and chilling” Ware’s butt still aching
I want to encourage the spread of this use of “manager” as code for “mediocrity.”
“Al Michaels isn’t a great broadcaster, more of a play-by-play manager.”
“I’m not a great lover, but I am a competent orgasm manager.”
“I’m not a great parent, more of a child manager.”
If Denver can’t rape & pillage this O-Line get out of the business.
WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT
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That the dude from Carnivale? That show was criminally underrated and deserved a completion to its story.
oh good. the patriots have good field position.