Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread

NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!

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Redshirt

yes, touchdown new engl…. (throws up)

jjfozz

WELP

Horatio Cornblower

I used to laugh when big tough football players missed games because their big toe hurt. Then I hurt mine. Holy fuck is that painful.

King Hippo

You don;t know how much you use it until you can’t.

/had surgery on each

theeWeeBabySeamus

Turf toe is the shittiest sports injury I’ve ever had to deal with.
This includes broken bones and lacerations which required stitches.
That shit hurts.

John Difool

Turf toe ain’t funny, especially if it’s caused by gout.

Doktor Zymm

I’m an ass, so I frequently argue points of view that I don’t actually believe. As such, I’ve found that ingrown toenails are a surprisingly effective argument against evolution.

jjfozz

OWAH SNOW IS COLDAH THAN THEYAH SNOW!

Lothar of the Hill People

Aww fuck. Well, I have an early morning class to teach, so there’s no point in watching any more of this soon-to-bee shitshow.

Doktor Zymm

That just happened. Why did I wake up from my NFC East induced alcoholic stupor again?

Sharkbait

Because you’re a masochist?

Doktor Zymm

Apparently. It explains a lot.

King Hippo

SIGH. THe slow release.

Redshirt

YES! I mean…

hurray. patriot ball.

King Hippo

I really don;t want to drive up there and murder you, but I haven;t ruled it out.

Redshirt

i’m not happy about this either.

Gratliff

Well, at least I started the Pats’ D.

Old School Zero

oh goddamnit

JustStopDude

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Every time that stupid commercial comes up, I think of this…

Horatio Cornblower

Is that a praying mantis killing a hummingbird? Because it looks like a praying mantis killing a hummingbird.

JustStopDude

That’s Russell Wilson’s humming bird getting eaten by a praying mantis.

New Game: cast a sitcom actor in an uncharacteristic serious dramatic role

Old School Zero

Ray Romano as Hitler during his last days in the bunker.

King Hippo

Brad Garrett as Goerring?

theeWeeBabySeamus

George Wendt as Himmler?

Shit boys, I think we got us a show.

jjfozz

Ted Danson as Rommel?

Horatio Cornblower

Ted Danson as Sheriff Lassen in ‘Fargo’

Oh and it works.

WCS

Bronson Pinchot as Vladimir Putin

jjfozz

Robert Reed as Dick Nixon

Lothar of the Hill People

Kevin James as Pol Pot.

bourb0nblues

Christina Applegate as Margaret Thatcher, shitty accent and all.

CBQUE

Terrence Howard as a transgender rapper, raising two white orpahans.

John Difool

Jim Parsons as Snake Plissken

Lothar of the Hill People

Talib meant to poke the guy in the helmet on that play.

Old School Zero

HAIL BLEERGH!

Romonobyl

I noticed Collinsworth has gotten very good at relaxing his throat muscles when he talks about Brady.

JustStopDude

Jesus…all these home videos on the net of Gronk as a kid features him taking a blow to the head…

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Horatio Cornblower

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!

I’m assuming his dipshit parents named that kid Frazier.

jjfozz

Things I could be doing instead of watching the NFL this season:

1. Improving relations with my family.
2. Learning how to lumberjack.
3. Starting a Night Ranger tribute band.
4. Drilling holes in my head.
5. Working on my one man tribute to Bob Hale.

CBQUE

I like no. 5 myself. How you doing brother.

jjfozz

There he is! Great way to end the weekend, I’m doing well, brother.

JustStopDude

Surprised…I kind of expected a manifesto to be ranked somewhere in there.

Doktor Zymm

A torn patellar tendon sounds really painful.

Lothar of the Hill People

It is. Walking down a slope is particularly awful.

WCS

GRONK WANT 40 POUND BAG OF HAPPY WHITE POWDER

Horatio Cornblower

I’m going to see Michael Bay’s Bengahzi movie just for the part where he has a Transformer sit down and explain that it was all Hilary’s fault.

litre_cola

Honestly the Grey Cup is more entertaining than this game.

King Hippo

If it wasn’t for the cool snow, think I would turn it off already. Fucking bullshit.

Doktor Zymm

Needs more awesome snow.

theeWeeBabySeamus

The snow is the only reason I’m not watching Walking Dead right now.

Doktor Zymm

Flag. Because I fucking can.

Horatio Cornblower

“You can see what Josh McDaniels plan is here”

Well, yeah, it’s the same as it is every week: Whatever Tom Brady calls.

King Hippo

Don;t forget the rank smugness and unearned sense of entitlement!

jjfozz

Jim from the Office plays soldier.

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Wait is the guy from the office in a movie about Benghazi, holy fuck Hollywood.

Horatio Cornblower

I can see the 24 hour breakfast sandwiches but what kind of freak orders McDonald’s pancakes after breakfast? Or during breakfast for that matter?

JustStopDude

The Gronk Family’s home videos…
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WCS

Chapter 4 of “Parenting Tips From Buddy Ryan”

CBQUE

McDonald’s All Day Breakfast: So you won’t notice how shitty our burgers taste

JustStopDude

Coors…cause it ain’t ice cold…you are gonna notice the taste…

Romonobyl

So rubbing your chest is a signal to be an eligible receiver? When Andy Reid does that it means the bypass didn’t take.

CBQUE

When Andy Reid does that it means more ribs.

CBQUE

Seriously Gronk is the only receiver they have and you don’t have eight guys on him?

Redshirt

So the signal for making yourself an eligible receiver is to fondle your chest. So football is kind of like porn.

Doktor Zymm

Always practice nipple discipline.

Gratliff

Is she 18? It’s very important.

Romonobyl

According to the website yes, whoever is moderating can edit it out if uncomfortable with it.

Gratliff

None of these things apply to my question.

Col. Duke LaCross

Nipple Discipline was the name of my band in junior college.

Nice of Brady to correct the refs on that call.

JustStopDude

OH FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!!!

Seriously…how the fuck do they get away with that when it gets called as a penalty against other teams?!?

Because Bob Kraft is chums with Goodell, who has gone out of his way to nullify defenses to inflate the passing game.

Lothar of the Hill People

“We are very sorry, New England. Forgive us?”

bourb0nblues

Of course.

Doktor Zymm

Oh, Hai refs.

WCS

Frag on Patriots? Goddell’s getting a sternly-worded threatening letter tomorrow.

Romonobyl

That was NAWT Tawmmy Terrific as a turkey. Jizzele has staff to handle such tedious parental duties.

Lothar of the Hill People

Shit, my kids are the same age as Tom Brady’s, just opposite genders. I wonder if I might end up with Brady as my in-law?

CBQUE

Flag for breathing on Tom

JustStopDude

Tom…your kids are going to grow up to be smack heads…

Old School Zero

More of that.

Gratliff

Ohhhh boy. Fire up the furry fanfics.

CBQUE

It’s not The Wiz without Nipsey Russell.

Redshirt

What kind of shit is this?

Lothar of the Hill People

More and more, it’s looking like this new Star Wars movie is JJ Abrams’ memo to George Lucas titled “How Not to Fuck Up a Franchise and Shit on People’s Childhoods”

JustStopDude

Dear god I hate the juggernaut that is Star Wars…why the fuck are they even bothering with advertising? The neckbeards are going to show up for that crap no matter what.