Your Sunday Night Open Thread

Ind @ Pit: Is there anyone that didn’t think that The Ben wouldn’t just shake off a concussion? Sure he’ll be an absolute wreck at 45 but the time is now. Former starting QB, then cheque-collecting backup, now starting QB Hasselbeck has acquitted himself quite well. Indy’s quite happy that they ran out of Luck. This tilt has the makings of a back and forth ‘defences don’t know what the hell is going on’ tilt. Let us hope so. TO THE GAME!

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Romonobyl

Al Michael made a “funny”.

JustStopDude

Turrible towels with turrible people waving them…

Mother Puncher

Does Carrie always do the chicken dance at the end?

Romonobyl

Itching…a little something she picked up when Gronk got too close.

WhyEaglesWhy

Good evening, gents and lady.

laserguru

What’s up WEW?

How’s life down under?

WhyEaglesWhy

Today it is glorious. I can’t wait to lose to the Vikings by 21 at home in the playoffs.

laserguru

Yay!

blaxabbath

I like that the SNF video has Demarco Murray because it reminds me that they beat NE today.

litre_cola

Agreed.

/checks his stats on my fantasy team, reminds self to never draft an Iggle again.

Romonobyl

I want a bejeweled wireless mic for Christmas.

litre_cola

Like 70’s long and phallic?

Sill Bimmons

Too much fucking space.

JustStopDude

I’m too lazy to look it up…what the fuck is wrong with Luck? Is he done for the season?

Maybe the Colts should try and get Pey-Pey back?

American Pie Story

He’s all banged up and when he wasn’t banged up he was playing like shit. He may come back towards the end of the season.

Horatio Cornblower

Lacerated liver.

Romonobyl

Dungy looks a lot like Obama after soaking in a hot bathtub for three hours.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

I’ve always thought Dungy looks like Count Orlok.

indieguy

listening to the local sports talk someone had a hot taik about Dungy being the G.M. for the browns at some point

American Pie Story

~Happily avoiding listening to this with the family~

JustStopDude

Notice he didn’t say which God to bless America…

http://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2014/07/obama_baby-e1406820719754.jpg

Clearly Muslim…

Sill Bimmons
blaxabbath

I’m rooting for the jump roping dog behind Costas.

Mother Puncher

I like to imagine they just played that over the jumbotron

blaxabbath

“Quit crashing your fucking planes into our farm fields!”

Horatio Cornblower

Some poor bastard just asked a three-paragraph question and Belichek pauses three seconds and then says “No”

blaxabbath

At least he paused.

American Pie Story

And said no, as opposed to grumbling.

blaxabbath

Damn it, Obama! Just tell me which heavily-lobbied security/technology company is going to get all of this new round of sweet sweet anti-terrorism money so I can get some stock before the members of Congress buy it all up!

John Difool

Get the fuck off my t.v. you fucking gun grabbing communist Islam cock sucking stooge…I wanna see a rapist molest a bunch of horses already!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Strongg taek.

hippofant

Would ISIL like a Coke with that?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m watching Bill Belichek’s press conference. He’s such a douche.

Romonobyl

Welcome to tonight’s Vent Your Political Spleen open thread.

blaxabbath

Come on. Everyone on [DFO] is pretty smart. Therefore, I know everyone here is a fellow Trumpite.

Horatio Cornblower

Fuck that buddy, Santorum’s my man.

JustStopDude

WHEN ARE WE GONNA KICK OUT THE AMISH!?!

EVERYONE KNOWS THEY ARE LAZY CRIMINALS!!!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Aoqi8xJsL._SX940_.jpg

Romonobyl

I’m voting for Hil-dog then moving to Canada so I can point and laugh.

litre_cola

Come on up, we have a dreamy prime minister who is going to legalize weed.

Shogun Marcus

We will Bern you. Nader/Perot 20-fucknope.

JustStopDude

In all seriousness…Michelle Obama HAS to be in the top five hottest first ladies right?

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1241721!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/michelle-obama.jpg

I put her at my top but I’m partial to the brown sugar…

blaxabbath

Why do people say “semi-automatic” like it’s a scary term. I’m not afraid of semi-autos as much as I am AUTOMATICS.

Sill Bimmons

Because fully automatic weapons are illegal?

Mother Puncher

lol no

Sill Bimmons

Fine, extremely tightly regulated and almost never used in mass shootings:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Act

blaxabbath

But that’s what I meant. We are default talking about semi-autos, not muzzle loaders.

Shogun Marcus

Anything that takes the thought out of murder is scary.

Shogun Marcus

This reminds me of when g-dubs announced we just started bombing Iraq and Afghanistan just as noon football kicked off. Captive audience.

blaxabbath

Thinking about Congress does get me fired up to appreciate the results of CTE.

John Difool

Umm, America’s been at war with Islam a lot longer than 2001 , Obama… just ask Jefferson about the Barbary Coast and the shores of Tripoli and all that shit.

blaxabbath

He doesn’t like Jefferson. Too much Constitution coming from that guy!

Sill Bimmons

The solution is always more guns.

If everybody had guns then nobody wouldn’t have guns!

Sill Bimmons

Reply fail VVVVVV

blaxabbath

That’s good. Giving weapons to arabs has never bitten us in the ass every single time the US has done this.

JustStopDude

So now the MUSLIM in CHEF gonna anounce the FEMA CAMPS that all TURE BLOODED AMURICANS are going to be SENT TO! GOnna TAKE OUR GUNS! Notice he ain’t said no word bout BUDGHAZI!

TRUMP 2016!!!

blaxabbath

Nailed it.

JustStopDude

I have NO IDEA what you takling ABOUT. I’m guessing you are part of the JEW YORK CITY MEDIA.

http://d35brb9zkkbdsd.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img00056-1.jpg

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Obama talking means no Dungy, Harrison or that other bastard whose name escapes me. On the other hand, if he talks until like 3 minutes before kickoff, will those assholes still get screen time?

Romonobyl

That’s not Tony Dungy…???

blaxabbath

This guy is a distraction!

hippofant

I’m not even American! Why is Obama scolding me? :`(

blaxabbath

You’re the ones we need to beat!

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not watching, is he against terrorism?

Romonobyl

Yes, just don’t call it Islamic terrorism…even when it is.

Sill Bimmons

So I guess drone strikes are Christian terrorism, then.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, I’m Irish so I wouldn’t know anything about blowing shit up for political power reasons thinly veiled with religious excuses.

blackroseMD1
blaxabbath

Christ! Fuck Lester Holt! Show me someone who looks less sincere than that dbag.

American Pie Story

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blaxabbath

So this Kia commercial with the kid who sucks at football but the mom says nothing – I assume they were shopping and the husband picked out that piece of shit and was like, “isn’t it great?” and she just held her tongue, made that pathetic smile, and nodded as he financed it at MSRP?

Sill Bimmons

Kia is trying to break into the sociopath market.

Doktor Zymm

If I were out camping, making me a camper, I would be happy with this week so far. Huzzah! Let’s all drink to no bye week for the Pats.

Sill Bimmons

TIME FOAR HAWKEY

JustStopDude

Oh lord…can we stop the military humping crap?

It makes me cringe…

Horatio Cornblower

Personally I’d prefer to see the Fox crew on the deck of the USS Arizona.

Sill Bimmons

Just saw the Tawwwmy pick six again.

Glorious.

JustStopDude

Even as a degenerate Ravens fan…I feel bad for Big Ben because this is his future…

http://wmtravers.com/images/sarcastaball.jpg

Poor dude won’t even be able to rape anymore…

Horatio Cornblower

That’s actually his present.

King Hippo

Good luck, Yinzer contingent and Pie. May your respective footy squadrons acquit themselves well.

American Pie Story

Thanks Hippo!

American Pie Story

hope y’all are doing better than the bears today

Romonobyl

Well, I should still be alive in January, so…yes.

Romonobyl

Welp, Panthers are still undefeated. Four old men in Florida just had to switch to 100% oxygen.

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

Romonobyl

Guys!?!?! What ever happened to gender neutrality sir?!?!

THAT’S NAWT PC!!!!

Romonobyl

OK, that qualifies as PC.

bourb0nblues

Brady loses again?

http://i.imgur.com/XiOkygl.gif

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