Ind @ Pit: Is there anyone that didn’t think that The Ben wouldn’t just shake off a concussion? Sure he’ll be an absolute wreck at 45 but the time is now. Former starting QB, then cheque-collecting backup, now starting QB Hasselbeck has acquitted himself quite well. Indy’s quite happy that they ran out of Luck. This tilt has the makings of a back and forth ‘defences don’t know what the hell is going on’ tilt. Let us hope so. TO THE GAME!
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I was gonna say “She should spit in it”….then I realized that might be misconstrued.
I’ve never seen a clearer case for losing child custody than this.
Is everyone happy with their JV footy side’s exhibition assignment?
NC State got super lucky (Cowbells in CLT)
UCONN-Marshall, The St. Petersburg Bowl!!! Catch the excitement!!!
“Lucky” doesn’t do it justice.
We fucking backed into paradise.
fuck you Beamer.
Military Bowl v. Navy.
That’s fair.
That’s where we thought we’d end up.
Well, there or Shreveport.
I already wasn’t going to travel for Arizona’s game. That they are excited to go to the New Mexico Bowl (against UNM) makes me feel like a reasonable alumn.
So much butthurt from Ohio State on Twitter, it was great; but now I have to cheer for them against Notre Dame.
That is a game I just won’t watch, since it matters not. I can’t cheer for either squadron.
I want a nuke to hit the Fiesta Bowl
The Utes got a rivalry game in theirs. I feel like they should be above playing shitty schools like BYU, but at the same time, they lost to Arizona.
In English, Telenovela means “ridiculous cleavage”
I thought it was “Pearl Necklace”.
But perhaps I’m not familiar with that particular dialect.
Love Boss Todd.
[DIPS ENTIRE CAN OF KODIAK]
[[LIGHTS AND SMOKES SIX MARLBORO REDS SIMULTANEOUSLY]]
I have a strong inclination that Boss Todd and Irsay would get involved in some hijinks if they could.
Evening everyone. The Jets beat the Giants and the Patriots won, so someone check the temperature in Hell.
*lost. Arguably the worst typo I have ever made.
It’s understandable how your muscle memory took over.
Terrible Towels, most annoying fan tradition in the NFL.
And purple camo is the work of angels.
The fact they look like penalty flags is particularly … Appropriate
dahntahn
ANTONIODOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
Boss Todd sighting!
Doing donuts in a Steak N’ Shake parking lot?
Helpful Homemaker Hints Time!
Just put a brisket on to smoke through the night. For those who like to do such things, you gotta get you one of these:
Crack torch not included.
“This is pretty atypical for the way the Colts defense typically plays.”
Cris, do us a favor and smash your face into a brick wall.
Draw Tom Brady’s penis and he’ll do it.
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It’s like maybe they rushed The Ben back a rittre.
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DO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT IRONHEAD HAYWARD’S KID PLAYS FOR THE STEELERS?
JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY CAN’T YOU FUCKING UNCREATIVE DICKS FIND ANOTHER STORY ANGLE?
Surprised the NFL isn’t putting up AP for the Walter Peyton award, considering all the community service he’s done in the past year.
Court-ordered doesn’t count.
Bored with yet another FG kicking contest, I’m now watching a documentary about who really killed Jesus.
Spoiler alert….turns out it was Jeffrey Dahmer.
Well that explains the whole “eating the body of Christ” thing.
Time traveling space Hitler
😀
I’ve been on a huge nature doc kick lately on Netflix. Orca whales are one of the most amazing things on the planet. Check out The Whale.
Definitely the grassy knoll shooter.
With my luck, if I was at that game I’d get stuck behind some spastic, shit-drunk Yinzer with a terrible towel the size of a throw rug.
What’s up with the girl standing behind the base of the uprights?
If you date a partner who’s into golden showers, that also solves your problem ,, ppl forget that
And is down to give a prostate massage every now and then*.
*Every 90 minutes.
That’s seems excessive, Cap’n.
What’s better than watching the Giants lose to the Jets at home after blowing a 10 point fourth quarter lead and missing a field goal in overtime? Sitting in 2 hours of traffic out of NJ after. Thanks, me, you stupid idiot. Why would you go to that game??
Only in New York!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hasseldown
hahahasselbeck
My wife made vanilla shakes for the kids and left me some in the refrigerator and now Joe Flacco’s on the back doorstep and won’t leave.
tell him she forgot to use flavorless ice milk
I prefer wintergreen.
Call a pass play. It will confuse him and he’ll wander aimlessly away.
Hard to complain about a dud game after the 7 hours of delight we just had.
BUT FUCK IT, I’M AN AMERICAN AND THE QUALITY OF THIS GAME IS NOBUMMER’S FAULT !!!1111
I demand satisfaction!
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Thats only half a field for Hasselbeck to use to throw his next pick. Pinpoint accuracy needed.
“HOLD ALL MY CALLS, I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE FOR U TO HOLD”
She looks like a great hire. Very….dedicated and efficient.
Casual sex Friday?
WHEN THE BEN DRIVE SUPER BIKE, BEN GETS OUCHIES.
THE BEN won’t be able to recognize his own reflection by the time he’s 45.
“Hey Siri, why do I constantly want to smash this fucking iPhone into a million goddamn pieces?”
DOING A CROSSWORD USING TEH GOOGLE IS GODDAMNED POINTLESS
Wait, did cancer take his balls?
Anyone TV feed a bit wonky now?
Interstate Love Song has gotten stuck in my head so often over the last few days that I’m getting irritated at Scott Weiland for dying
Their version of “Sour Girl” is my favourite thing they did
If you think about it, it’s really kind of amazing he made it past ’95.
Dude was practically immortal, relatively speaking.
He’s a pussy…
/Ozzy Osbourne
Sharon!!!!!
Holy shit. That takes me back to second grade.
Okay, that was a solid Nike commercial.
I liked the fat kid.
I wonder how much Cris drives Al to drink.
You don’t need a car, just a few steps away
Have the intern get me a yuge martini.
I meant how significant is Cris a cause of Al’s drinking
If I was in Al’s shoes, I’d make Keith Richards look like Mr. Rodgers.
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That picture would be even better if she weren’t leaning over to shoplift something.
This guy doesn’t get his kickoffs deep enough.
BRING BACK SCOBEES!
Watched a neighbor’s bulldog over the weekend.
I will never purchase a bulldog.
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Nope. Gummy eyes, horrendous farts, really bad time walking, and that damn thing shit like a horse.
I’ll stick with Labs.
We had a lab/newfie mix. The Newfie seemed to curb the lab’s boundless energy, which worked for us.
Damn, he was a big dog, though.
My aunt had a Newfie. When my kid was 1, he would grab it by the hair on his belly and get dragged around the house.
I have a pug. Not nearly as many problems as with a bulldog.
I’m amazed at how many problems this dog has, and how expensive he was. He’s got dedicated owners, so to each his own.
Bulldogs are supposedly one of the worst breeds health-wise due to all the inbreeding. They’re the Appalachian cousins of the dog-world.
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Surprising non bailout flag there
Is there a QB whose dick Collinsworth won’t suck?
I tried to come up with something, and I completely can’t find a qb he doesn’t slurp.
Cam Newton?
winner winner
I can’t remember what he sounds like during Panthers’ games.
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I would like to travel cross country with Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci and Gray Busey
Gray Busey is colorless.
One quarter, one pick for Boykin.
Good thing he’s been rotting on the bench all season behind stiffs like Blake!
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We want the ball, and we’re going to turn it over.
Turnoverkakke!