Ind @ Pit: Is there anyone that didn’t think that The Ben wouldn’t just shake off a concussion? Sure he’ll be an absolute wreck at 45 but the time is now. Former starting QB, then cheque-collecting backup, now starting QB Hasselbeck has acquitted himself quite well. Indy’s quite happy that they ran out of Luck. This tilt has the makings of a back and forth ‘defences don’t know what the hell is going on’ tilt. Let us hope so. TO THE GAME!
Do Stillers fan pine?
HASSELPICK 2
Watching Hasselbeck get destroyed by Pittsburgh is bringing back some XL memories.
Hasselbeck ALWAYS gets destroyed by PIT.
The Colts do not look very good.
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She is not dressed for Antarctica.
Eh, it’s getting warmer there.
#wouldpropose
Still pisses me off that Cam didn’t go to Pitt.
Hinkle mcKrinkberry. The U
I miss K & P
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My 11 yr old son won $300 in our fantasy football league.
I posted a losing season for the third time in a row.
He is grounded until spring.
Is he also a Ravens fan?
Yup – might as well hand down the tradition of eliteness to another generation.
Make him put it in a savings account. That’ll learn him to not care about earning money.
ExxonMobil: We frack like there’s no tomorrow.
After the KC/OAK game, successful kicking is strange to me.
Hey Cris, does Brady’s semen taste a little sour after back to back defeats?
HA HA HA FUCK THE PATRIOTS
So much this
Wait…does Brown want a penalty on that push off he did?!?
Yes. Yes he does.
How you bunch of raunchy, pantless bastards doing tonight?
Obama kinda cramped my style, frankly.
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My usual cray-cray self…
That field looks really nice. I thought everything out east was dead by Dec.
It has been a mild fall, early winter out here
Sounds lovely.
I had to close my front door about 20 mins ago and put on a shirt. It’s miserable.
Unseasonably warm so far honestly, last year was similar, but then January showed up an winter declared jihad against us.
“That January was a thug!”
-Obama
Jessie James: Hate the name, love the game.
So what is slossed on tonight?
****What is Al….
Mrs. Cola has commandeered the tv. Firstrow isn’t streaming for shit. Anyone got a good stream?
Young Jeff Goldblum’s friends are idiots and he shouldn’t talk to them.
Big Ben’s Mustang?
Until Jameis Winston needed a getaway vehicle.
GE guy has really dumb friends.
I figure now that he’s employed they’ll be dead to him
Hasselbeck and Vinitari were chasing pesky kids out of the parking lot before the game.
“Get outta here you little bastards…I know your father!”
“I might be your father”-added Travis Henry, trying to be helpful from his parking attendant’s booth.
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9 turnovers in a single game, NFC: Washington vs. Chi. Bears, 1940 NFC: Detroit vs. Cleveland, 1954 AFC: Houston vs. Pittsburgh, 1978 SB: Buffalo vs. Dallas, 1992…
Think they can beat it?
Higher number overall at the game’s end: Points or Turnovers?
So its peewee football night in Pittsburgh…
They can have that again now that Jared is locked up.
This game is being played with a clear dedication to high-quality fundamentals.
PADS AT OPTIMAL LEVELS
ROOSEVELT, NICKS…. BELGIANS IN THE CONGO….OHHH-OH–AHH-OH….
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
not you too de
Need about 20 points from Antonio Brown to clinch a playoff spot. Sounds reasonable.
Is there a great place for NFL scores, highlights, and more?
Nothing says peace like two megacorporations, in the middle of tens of millions of dollars worth of legal suites, sending some actors into New York to shoot a commercial.
Microsoft ads are exactly like Apple ads now.
If you can’t beat ’em…
I wonder which of the 5 stages of grief Collinsworth is in after Brady’s loss.
oh fuck you with a surface microsoft
Standing outside, next to the smoking spot of my apartment, obviously smoking. A young women walks past with her dog, and does the COUGH COUGH and tells me “You know OTHER PEOPLE live HERE”
I proceed to finish my smoke watching as she allows her dog shit on the sidewalk. No attempt to pick up the shit. She just walks back inside the building.
I do not understand people at all…
You displayed admirable restraint.
They got cameras everywhere here. I think she just moved in.
The owner of the building also owns the bar on the ground floor. We drink together from time to time. The dude is obsessed with dog shit on his property.
He seriously goes through the camera footage when one of the building managers spots dog shit.
Its really annoying because the building actually provides dog shit bags and areas for people to walk their pets.
Seriously. Why didn’t you have the balls to flick your butt at her?
DIDN’T YOU JUST HEAR WHAT OBAMA SAID?!
Yeah Jarvis BE GOOD YOU DUMBASS
Tone: Set
Oh this is the kind of quality football that should be on prime time!
HASSELCEPTION!
So, finally had time to watch the SEA/MIN game.
Holy. Shit.
Just tell me SEA was physical AF with them.
Pretty much. They held AP to 18(!) yards, and tackled like the Vikings just stole their wallets.
Excellent. Put them on a plane in three days to play on TNF.
I’m still erect and its been nearly four hours.
Al and Chris have matching triple-fat-goose’s on, in honor of Run DMC getting bombed by the Japanese.
Is that smoke in the air at the stadium?
Left over from the pregame ‘splosions.
From the pyro.
Phish concert last night…
Terry Bradshaw’s bong is leaking.
oh you fucking idiot
It would seem that the Steelers weren’t watching Tomlin explain to Michelle what they needed to do to win.
That didn’t take long.
FUCKING HELL!
Tomlin…speak up please.
I notice Subway has a whole slew of brand new commercials. I wonder why?
Jared raped kids.
Or, as NFL commentators would say, “Subway is missing Fogle due to a controversy, unfortunately.”
Jared had a difference of opinion with management. He thought nambla should get discounts. Subway thought he was a tad askew but kept him cuz fatty fat no fat now eat fresh.
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Anaheim homer announcers pissing and moaning about an overturned goal.