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Ind @ Pit: Is there anyone that didn’t think that The Ben wouldn’t just shake off a concussion? Sure he’ll be an absolute wreck at 45 but the time is now. Former starting QB, then cheque-collecting backup, now starting QB Hasselbeck has acquitted himself quite well. Indy’s quite happy that they ran out of Luck. This tilt has the makings of a back and forth ‘defences don’t know what the hell is going on’ tilt. Let us hope so. TO THE GAME!
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No, kickerfail.
Does Pey Pey use a different software program to run that light show?
He uses Linux to run the lights.
Currently watching the Frank Sinatra special. Well, the songs are good. And I guess some of the performances are okay too.
Are they murdering his songs like I assume they are?
A couple haven’t been murdered!
If I watched that special, I would be haunted by my grandparents, and their brothers and sisters, and their cousins, and aunts and uncles, and neighbors, and their pets.
I’m recording it, so I’ll give it a shot this week. I’m supplementing it with actual Sinatra concerts being aired on TCM.
Farvenis shilling some off-brand razor over on the Pens broadcast.
“The Father Son Challenge”
True story, the last time my father hit me was when we were playing golf about 15 years ago. I was 30 and he was about 65. I fucked up a shot and said, “Fuck this game, this is shit, I’m going to get wasted.”
So he punched me on the arm, he’s a lefty and is quick as shit – weird since he’s built like a bull and goes about 5’6″.
“Shut up and finish the game, stop being a pussy.”
Good times.
That is kind of a coincidence.
My father, who was quite meek most of the time, coached me in football and basketball when I was a kid. One particular cold snowy football game day in December in central Maryland, I got a hip pointer that stung like a bitch. Couldn’t feel my foot. I limped off the field crying.
“Shut up and finish the game, stop being a pussy.”
I think that, at some point in life, every father says that to his son.
What’s scary is that I recently, for the first time, heard my mother drop and F-bomb. And now that she’s broken that little barrier, she drops them all the time.
It’s quite unsettling sometimes, yet also kinda cool.
My mom began cursing about 10 years ago, she’s gotten quite good at it, especially when she says to me, “What the fuck is going on with your kids?”
LMFAO
Trainer: “What hurts, Matt?”
Hasselbeck: “I think it’s going to snow.”
Trainer: “Sounds like his hip.”
Hasselbeck: “Wait, hold on, looks like we’ll get early fog and drizzle, followed by sun.”
Trainer: “Shit.”
Coach: “What? What’s that mean?”
Trainer: “Still his hip, but I left my convertible top down.”
Well done!
I’m trying for the banner quote. This will fit, right?
So when will Luck’s bloodletting treatments get him back on the field?
Is it Clipboard Jesus time?!?
UNLEASH THE CLIPBOARD JESUS!
HE DERPED FOAR UR SINS
Remember when the Patriots dropped consecutive games? It seems like it just happened a few hours ago.
Man, good times. Good freakin’ times.
Good times.
Remember when the Patriots dropped THREE consecutive games? Pats fans don’t.
Some things you never forget, like you’re first orgasm that had another real person involved somehow.
I saw these in action while driving around yesterday, and for the lazy decorators among us, it’s actually not the worst solution. The effect is actually pretty neat.
One of the houses near me had that up for what I assume was Diwali and have just kept them up for Christmas. It looks like a whole bunch of lazer pointers.
Clemson really splooged some nasty receivers into the NFL these past couple years.
Best Buy’s last gasp . . .
Martavisdown means I make the playoffs!!
/at the expense of the fiancee.
//who is also a giants fan.
///Guess who is sleeping on the couch tonight
Clemson really splooged some nasty receivers into the NFL these past couple years.
Damn Colts, how are they above .500 at this point.
I got to see the Patriots lose and the Panthers win today (I see no reason to talk about the Chargers). There’s really no need to watch this game any longer, right? I should just play some video games and turn in early tonight, right?
That’s my plan.
Well, the video games part anyway. Turning in early…not so much.
MARTAVISDOOWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Well Cris, that’s because you’re a coward.
Exactly what went through my head when he said that.
THIS CRIS COLLINSWORTH, I CALL HIM SHAG, BECAUSE HE LAYS DOWN LIKE A RUG WHENEVER DANGER IS AROUND
If I knock my wife up again, I’m naming the kid Mugsy.
Mugsy Fozz – that’s got a nice ring to it.
This truly made me laugh.
But yeah…I like it.
I drank a MexiCoke so I could stay awake for this game. I make really poor life choices.
Drank or snorted? Mexicoke has a couple different meanings
I am soooooo jelly of those who have the snort option still.
Was never a big fan.
Hasselbeck really isn’t able to throw more than about 30 yards. This games about done
I have it muted, but I assume Costas is going on about missed kicks. I also assume he is using some basic stats like percentage of missed PATs this year compared to last year. That’s great since it is all the majority of the viewing public will understand, but I want to see some stats on how many of these missed PATs actually affected the outcome of the game. Do more misses happen in the 4th quarter now? Are there more touchdowns scored this season? Is kicking percentage in general down this year? How does 30-35 yard fg percentage compare to extra point percentage? Why am I so alone?
We are all alone, only some of us are aware of it is all.
Suddenly I am very depressed and don’t care who killed Jesus.
Fucker probably brought it on himself anyway.
Render unto Caesar my fucking ass!!!
You knew what you were saying you passive aggressive fuck.
Because, blord, you want, and deserve, the hand-holding, someone caring about you in that way stuff. I don’t see myself being that person right now, and I’m sorry.
/May have been quoting someone else
I don’t think I’d ever want to be around a drunk, angry, armed Ray Liotta.
So you don’t want to be around Ray Liotta ever?
Better still than Joe Pesci.
Good point.
What? No love for a righty batting shoeless Joe Jackson?
I watched “Something Wild” for the first time in about twenty years the other night. Liotta’s character in that was up there with Hopper in “Blue Velvet” as far as menacing motherfuckers go.
Yeah – I’m sure that bitch wanted to get married in an empty college football stadium.
WTF did happen to MIN today?
AP 18 yards on 10 tries.
‘Refused to go down.” Welcome to married life.
Someone is angling for a banner quote!
Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!!!! My life needs qualification.
Holy fuck Falcons
The one bright spot of the Pats losing was a Giants fan at the bar being asked to leave after getting in the face of other Pats fans during Philly scores.
He didn’t realize that rooting for the Eagles actually worked against the Giants.
Shit…now they’re saying it was Richard Kuklinski killed Jesus.
I guess he had gambling debts or some shit.
Dammit…these assholes don’t know. They’re stringing me along. Next thing ya know…Jesus was a soph coed at FSU and it was Ted Bundy.
Fucking assholes. I’m gonna watch Ancient Aliens.
“Next on Ancient Aliens: Was Jesus an alien or was he killed by them? Yes!”
Which cable TV network has diluted itself the most from its original purpose: History Channel or TLC?
They both are today’s MTV.
The best part is when they can’t pronounce “extra-terrestrials”.
“Dennis Miller was funny.”
Al’s gotten into the mescal again.
Dennis Miller was funny, just not on MNF and not after 9/11 broke his brain.
I agree. I liked his initial snarky-ness, then he went all Victoria Jackson.
A Dan Fouts comparison: so Ben will be a gibbering idiot in the calling games in the booth in 30 years, right?
No, he’ll be THE gibbering idiot calling games in the booth in 30 years. Or it’ll be commentator-bots. Could go either way.
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Goddamnit, they’ll probably use Pheeeel and Cris as the A.I. neurotemplates, won’t they?
I would have thought Peyton would have had that record.
Of course Ben’s on fire and accurate, he’s seeing two receivers at the same time
Indy looks done by halftime
WHEATONDOWN!!!!!!
YEAH PINKIE
Because I admire obsessive compulsive people
http://imgur.com/a/vazgW#AfvxbFP
That guy who bought a car with a loan from Navy Federal Credit Union has some serious PTSD.
He’s going to kill his son one night and wake up not even remembering to have done it.
Gonna kill him with the sharp end of an ice cream cone
But it will be ok, because Cris thanked him for his service, and a pat on the head is all our veterans really want or need!
As a veteran, I think I speak for all homeless people when I say, “Chris, don’t touch my head.”
I just hope Baylor gets at least one QB back before Dec 29.
I want to see the Tarheels humbled.
So many turnovers.
SNF is a quality product.
I still think those fumble pile-ups should be decided based on who better sells that they, in fact, DO have the ball.
Bring back yanking players off the pile by the legs!
I still hate everything.
Me too.
OWAH PAIN HAS NEVAH BEEN GREATAH!
CUT THAT FUCK
Can you cut someone at the half?
That should be Tomlin to that dude.
I read that as “can you cut someone in half” and I still think it would suffice.
Who put Vaseline on the footballs?
Is it me or has the movie / durable goods commercial tie-ins gotten a little out of hand?
Yes.
/Sandler’d
New game: do an unnecessary tie in:
The Reveant: Slim Jim beef jerky.
Kashi: Call of Duty Edition
Hateful 8: Snuggies.
That nekkid feller is gonna set a new course record, Jim.
Yeah, but his balls are hanging out.
Fleener is softer than the Charmin.
I wonder what’s on Hasselbeck’s wristband? Probably a list of maintenance prescriptions and food allergies.
And on Ben’s? “If lost, please return to the Pittsburgh Steelers” on one side. On the other, roofie colada recipe.
and many HARFs
Tom Matte’s wristband shown, pardon me while I genuflect in front of my television
Solemness granted.
Most of these whippersnappers don’t know who da fuq Tom Matte is.
Get off my lawn, assholes.
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