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Ind @ Pit: Is there anyone that didn’t think that The Ben wouldn’t just shake off a concussion? Sure he’ll be an absolute wreck at 45 but the time is now. Former starting QB, then cheque-collecting backup, now starting QB Hasselbeck has acquitted himself quite well. Indy’s quite happy that they ran out of Luck. This tilt has the makings of a back and forth ‘defences don’t know what the hell is going on’ tilt. Let us hope so. TO THE GAME!
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SB 43 was pretty amazing.
Is it over yet?
The story of this game and public restrooms frequented by Ben Roethlisberger
Well, that’s not the first time a Steeler has assaulted a woman with her back turned.
Hey. Leave AB out of the rapey jokes.
Thank you, Antonio. Much appreciated.
Ben approves of the attempted rape of the goalpost.
In possibly unrelated news, Antonio Brown is going through the concussion protocol.
WCS is beating me 292 — 145 in the insanity league.
Doesn’t change the fact that HE’S A FUCKING HOMER
Ref can’t even call that with a straight face.
They’re gonna flag that?
Oh fuck…there is a god.
CLIPBOARD JESUS HAS RISEN!
CLIPBOARD JESUS TIME! WOOOOOOOOOooooooo… uh… wait.
Ho…ho….ho
AAAHHHHH
Said the referees in the NO-CAR Game
The first time I saw this I thought I was gonna die:
Randy just laid there. It was his only defense.
It’s a photoshop, but a nice thought.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/64bfaf14529be4db6270c865f5f43e4f/tumblr_nkpaskZyWQ1td2k0ko1_500.jpg
You mean she’s not actually wearing glasses?
I knew that pigeon was fake.
I’ve been drunk for most of this evening and watching this game intently, but even considering I’ve seen everything that’s happened, I still feel like I have no idea what’s going on.
More sports should have faceplant-offs.
Hasselsack?
Hasselstripsack!
Are you talking about Elizabeth’s testicles?
Hahaha….who knows CPR?
Kicker gets a 15 harder after ripping a helmet off and saving a touchdown…..FTW
Unwrapping the gifts early? That’s a paddlin’
I really hate this KIA commercial with the dad and the trophy.
Kid is gonna end up with an oxy habit.
Speaking of which…goddamn check this out…
That’s 4 grams of the finest Mexican black tar heroin this side of the Rio Grande…
Dear god its fucking sexy!
WHY THE FUCK IS A HUG INSTEAD OF A HANDSHAKE A TERRIBLE THING!?
Kia: SUVs for sociopaths!
I’m back! It’s a Chanukah miracle!
L’Chaim!
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How has spray on christmas lights not been invented yet?
Actually…I was thinking about those things…
You could in theory have a scanner attached to that sucker with a simple program that would map out the frame of the house and windows. With smart LED’s feeding the lenses, you should be able to make something that would effectively auto tailor the decorations to the home.
It would be similar to the shit we use on automated stacking cranes…only we aren’t moving hundreds of tons of steel. Though off the top of my head, the scanner alone is gonna cost a couple grand I think…
Let’s get some venture capital and make this happen. We can totally get some developer on board and sell that it would work with an app, right? That’ll get those VC whores wet as fuck.
It really shouldn’t be that hard to actually do. It would be even similar if we had something that had an interface with a computer. Like you plant the fucking thing and it blue tooth’s an image of your house, where it is at. You then use your computer to effectively “paint” the decorations you want using like an I-pad or some shit.
Then you don’t even need any kind of laser mapping. You just have simple lines being drawn and you select like larger images you want ot superimpose.
So Senor just did a really stupid thing and hopes he didn’t short out his computer by putting the wrong end of the Lightning cable in the USB slot. So let’s see how the mobile version works!
I don’t mean to get ahead of things here… but… I think there might be a chance that Houston could beat New England next week.
I mean, if you believe Houston is real. Which I don’t.
You mean based-balls has already started?
Translation: Don’t hire morons unless you need them dead.
DA!
As far as SNF goes:
http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-39482811324711/meh-47.gif
What am I doing? This game is over.
Good night all. And remember, fuck the Patriots.
THE BEN SAW CHOCO TACO ON 35 YARD LINE
Tastes like fish.
I’m out for the evening, have to get up early. Night all.
Can’t blame you. Have a good one!
I haven’t watched a second of football all day. The Broncos won and the Patriots lost, so I guess I did something right.
Yup. Except not joining the fun of chatting about the pats losing. That was a blast.
Did any of the butt hurt pat fans show up over here to get abused?
Just one.
Sorry boys…I had to step out for the third shift at the warehouse…
That’s pretty damned impressive.
Don’t ever fucking do it again!!!!!!!
Just saw clipboard Jesus, had to log back on. Is it true? Doth jesus cometh?
Looks like tonight will not be the second coming of Clipboard Jesus. At least not yet.
Who gets raptured when CJ returns?
All the inactive 3rd stringers.
THE RAPTURE HAS GONE PLAID!
I’d like to agree with you Cris, butt…
http://41.media.tumblr.com/8cffd5c0e005cff3638ba37d96cc4fa0/tumblr_nu9p0uH25I1ufik6to1_500.jpg
Sparse crew tonight.
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