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Min @ Ari: Everything points to this game going the Cards way, doesn’t it? Some fantasy advice I came across on one site stated, “START ALL THE CARDINALS YOU CAN!”. If this was a game of Clue As Foreign Films I’d say, “Arizona/Brando in the empty apartment with a stick of butter”. Maria Schneider, uh, the Vikes look very vulnerable right now. QB Bridgewater can’t throw a TD without an accompanying intercept later on. This year his ratio is 8/8-career-wise he’s 20/20 (ironing?). His counterpart is sporting a “hey national media, come take a look-see” 29/9. Football Outsiders’ take on Teddy cuts right through the lutefisk though-The offensive line is so bad that teams don’t need to rush more than three or four defenders to get quick pressure on the quarterback. I’m sure it’ll get better though. Whoops. That’s a no. The Vikes bread and butter defenders Barr, Joseph and Smith are all out. It’s all on you AP.
Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread
AsiataGain!
as someone who owns him in the Insanity League I can tell you that there’s a better chance of seeing Haley’s Comet twice in your lifetime then getting to say that again.
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Just bought Xmas gifts for my kids off of NFL Shop.com. I feel so, so dirty.
You’re a Ravens fan.
Your entire life is so, so dirty.
Don’t call us Ratbirds for nothin’
Make a commercial Fozz. I am sure as a Ravens fan you would just love Bengal babies.
I will stomach a Bengals baby (barely), a Steelers baby would be not allowed in the house, a Patriots baby would be left outside for the wolves, who probably wouldn’t touch the little bugger
Purple camo I hope.
Ooooh – what is it?
And why not use RTD’s “Official” jersey guy?
Yanda for the 8 yr old who just finished his first season of football playing line
Kamar Aiken for the 11 yr old who obviously has a great deal of hope for the future
Ray Lewis for you.
Super Bowl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MURDER
That was a pick-6 throw. Lucky for MIN, Bridgewater has no aim.
Whose bird is that?
It’s Russell Wilson’s bird.
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Has anyone see A Football Life? Just curious what I am in store for when I find a way to access the Arians one.
Are those jerseys supposed to be for a baby? Cause they look like they would fit the woman just fine.
I know we did this a long time ago (worst potential player product endorsements) but I thought of a good one:
Jim Kelly for Doublemint Gum
Jesus Christ.
Brooks Robinson used to endorse Gulf gasstations in Baltimore. Weird.
That 200 year old Tom Moore can figure out a Microsoft Surface makes me really pissed that my dad refuses to learn how to use his email.
JJ Watt, pizza grease on your hands is going to make chopping wood very hard
The Vikings are not as good at defense as their etymological counterparts.
Well those guys believe that the best defense was a good offense and these guys employ Norv Turner.
The actual Vikings did not believe this.
DON’T RUIN MY NARRATIVE WITH YOUR HISTORICAL FACTS!!!!
BUT THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED REALLY HAPPENED THATS WHY I DONT READ FICTION ANYMORE
Fitzy gets how many points for a solid block leading to a TD? Zero, you say?
Fiddlesticks.
Safety be all like, “Come on, guys?!”
#wouldpen
Did you see Larry block that chump bitch?! Truly a Ridiculous 6 points there!
FLOYDDOWN!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luverne,_Minnesota
Luverne, Minnesota really exists.
Unlike the Texans.
Is every Halloween gonna be texans stories or will the team change annually?
I don’t even know that we should limit ourselves to team-themed Halloweens. Who knows what horrors the NFL will bring us in the future?
And the “true events” of Fargo.
Seriously, WTF??????????
I did some poking around. The mob war angle is made-up but there was a UFO incident in 1979 involving a local sheriff.
Shoulda kept the E-T parts to yourself, bro.
NOW THEYRE COMING AFTER YOU
Steelers homers are in line to win the insanity league.
Oh, the irony:
Shut up you douchebag.
Don’t even know how to post an image.
I’ve worked on those things…fucking terrifying to be in that room when they are operating.
So MIN is opening up holes between the tackles and getting PA 3+ yards per carry — then they call that?
Are they hosting an OC from Seattle this week?
In order to be more authentic, that Stella Artois commercial needs way more yelling, arguing, threats, curses, and railing against enemies from 20 years ago.
So Harvey Keitel really needs money.
Looked like the trick play was as well drawn up as….the Ridiculous 6.
What…the…fuck…?
White guy tight ends REALLY piss me off because I could have been one if I was 6″–10″ taller.
I’m a big fucking dude. I’m just shorter than Ewoks.
But twice as adorable.
AP so take a switch to himself.
Nice work Vikings. Truly, nice work.
It is time to target Kyle Rudolph.
The thing that makes Rudolph really difficult to cover is his rare combination of size and reindeer games.
THIS GAME I CALL IT MY LIFE BECAUSE ITS NOT TOO BAD TO BE CONSIDERED A FAILURE BUT ITS NOT TOO GREAT TO BE CONSIDERED A SUCCESS!!!!
Hey, a Matt Asiata reference! That’s gotta be worth 5 points in Sill’s Insanity League right?
At minimum.
December football is when Rudolph glows so bright!
Running out of shotgun with 3 WR versus an 8-man front. Why, Zimmer, why?
He came from the Bengals. You knew what you were getting.
If Pheel ever suffered a stroke mid game, would we notice?
Lot of Gayle Sayers references tonight.
Once again not enough about Brian Piccolo.
It’s because the roof is open.
Fucking University of Phoenix.
DeVry all the way!
Shouldn’t the TNF commercial for the Rams have them represented by the mayor of LA?
Hard to believe Stone Temple Pilots are still going to headline the Super Bowl after everything that’s happened.
At the record company meeting on their hands at last a dead star
Visit Pepsi.com and learn to not only hate the Superbowl…but all of humanity!
Coldplay and Pepsi are perfect together, because they both suck.
Palmers such a USC prettyboy
Okay, these Tivo commercials is making me uncomfortable.
So, seriously.
While we’re at halftime here.
WTF happened at the end of the last episode of Fargo?
They had been kinda sorta building to it, but holy FUCKBALLS that was unexpected.
It had been foreshadowed in Season 1 when Solverson is telling someone, I think the daughter, about the slaughter in Sioux City with “bodies stacked to the second floor” or something like that.
Still, damn, they cleaned out half the cast in that scene.
That wasn’t what I was referring to.
Had to love MM’s “OK, then”
Line of the night.
Filmed about 50 km west of here, but unless we pay a fucking ransom we don’t get Fx.
There was something else…something unnatural…
Does Phil know the clock rules at all?
Phil gets up at 10, Phil goes to bed at 10.
Every day except football day.
Those are Phil’s clock rules.
without remembering what this exactly referred to, I’m quite confident the answer is “no”
Getting ready to try one of them Sierra Nevada Celebration IPAs you whippersnappers been goin’ on about.
That was somehow very competitive and very boring at the same time.
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