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Min @ Ari: Everything points to this game going the Cards way, doesn’t it? Some fantasy advice I came across on one site stated, “START ALL THE CARDINALS YOU CAN!”. If this was a game of Clue As Foreign Films I’d say, “Arizona/Brando in the empty apartment with a stick of butter”. Maria Schneider, uh, the Vikes look very vulnerable right now. QB Bridgewater can’t throw a TD without an accompanying intercept later on. This year his ratio is 8/8-career-wise he’s 20/20 (ironing?). His counterpart is sporting a “hey national media, come take a look-see” 29/9. Football Outsiders’ take on Teddy cuts right through the lutefisk though-The offensive line is so bad that teams don’t need to rush more than three or four defenders to get quick pressure on the quarterback. I’m sure it’ll get better though. Whoops. That’s a no. The Vikes bread and butter defenders Barr, Joseph and Smith are all out. It’s all on you AP.
Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread
This is where you’d take a shot at the end zone if your QB could throw that far
Is there a way?
Well, how ’bout that
Y’all are so fucking stupid.
FARGO IS WITHOUT HOPE YOU MINNESOTA IDIOTS
Is that bird just fucking the driver’s side window?
Climate Change…that’s the underlying message of “Birdemic”…
Jeebus, Vikings. This is just sad.
Some of these Cards receivers are pretty poor, though. You’d be better off throwing the ball into Iupati.
Ok – I’m out. Got soccer. Fingers cross the ARI D learns how to play football.
Great second guess PHEEL! It’s not like the pass was in Fitz’s hands!
THAT WAS A RED KIND OF VICTORY SHUFFLE
“We could use another ten yards or so, make this field goal a lot easier….”
Arians: “Gotcha. We’ll run it up the middle, gain about four more yards.”
“Uh, no, Bruce, we NEEDyen MORE yards….”
Arians: “incomplete deep pass, good idea. We’ll do that.”
That was one of the worst rushing attempts I have ever seen.
Did he really just want to sodomize Fitz there?
Hilarious, Pheeeel really thinks they woulda punted. Even better, they woulda “HAD TO”
Such a fucking dumbass.
CTE is no laughing matter
Holy shit this fucker is going to go to overtime.
Christ — everything possible to give this game away…..
That was not a good run.
Fuck you Williams.
Could have stayed in bounds a little better there…..
Run, Run Rudolph is a carol I could listen to all night.
Shit – I need to leave for my rec league soccer final in like five minutes…..
Mic’d up Riley Cooper would be good….
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe they said youpotty
Wife: “Well, just got my period.”
Me: “So festive for the holidays!”
Wife: “I’m going to bed, keep drinking, you have work tomorrow, you know.”
So happy I’m not married!
Are any of you watching the conscious Consciousness?
Nope; is it any good?
Mic’d up is just dumbshits echoing sports cliches and breathing heavy. Can we end that nonsense now, or start playing all the really fucked up shit these guys are saying out there?
Imagine being the intern who’s job that is “filter out everything but the most trite of cliches”
WHOSE
/JEEBUS, embarrassing
Producer: “If I hear ONE original thought or innovative motivational phrase, you’re fucking fired. I’m serious. You’ll be lucky to get a job as a meter maid in fucking Poughkeepsie, you fuck.”
About time Floyd stopped playing like a bitchass chump…
“Mic’d Up” brings you absolutely goddamned nothing
We should mic up some commentists.
It would be a delight to find out who among us has the most disturbing voices.
You know the good stuff is when the safety realize he busted the coverage.
“OH SHIT! FUCK!”
Tee hee.
Palmer has an interesting scurrying motion for his dropback.
Hath our Lord granted a free play?
He hath.
DAFUQANTAN WANTS HIS ACCEPTANCE
Well, that was the last of the Angel’s Envy.
Guess who’s gonna buy himself a bottle tomorrow? Merry Christmas, Fozz!
What’s that?
Bourbon aged in port wine barrels. Yes, it is as good as it sounds.
The Jameson Caskmates Stout edition is fucking amazing.
What does this run at Total Wine? Can I get it at Total Wine?
Looks like it’s about $36; I recommend it.
“Why?” is the question I’d like to Ask Kerwynn Williams.
Tostitos Brian shows up at a football party where the host has no idea who the fuck he is, and then gets pissy when he has to correct said host? Yeah, Brian is fucking that dude’s wife for sure.
Yo, ding dong, man, ding ding, ding dong, man, yo.
You ain’t fat. You ain’t NOTHIN!!!
ya man a bird he run a reverse he take the ball he handing the ball off runs into two guys he like “YO LEMME GET MY BELT” but they don’t lmao
Be safe on those treadmills, boys.
MORLEY SAFER FOR THE TD. ANDY ROONEY COMING UP NEXT.
I fucking hate this Mazda fucking guy.
That Zimmer/Boyle comparison from Page One was damned apt. I wouldn;t challenge him on the squash ladder, fo sho.
Are you some old dick? Drive a new Mazda.
Fuck this. Season is over. Just send the stupid fucking Cardinals to LA. I don’t give a shit.
60 MinutesDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some time left… but the way this is going, maybe a Bonus Drinking Period on the horizon.
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