Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Min @ Ari: Everything points to this game going the Cards way, doesn’t it? Some fantasy advice I came across on one site stated, “START ALL THE CARDINALS YOU CAN!”. If this was a game of Clue As Foreign Films I’d say, “Arizona/Brando in the empty apartment with a stick of butter”. Maria Schneider, uh, the Vikes look very vulnerable right now. QB Bridgewater can’t throw a TD without an accompanying intercept later on. This year his ratio is 8/8-career-wise he’s 20/20 (ironing?). His counterpart is sporting a “hey national media, come take a look-see” 29/9. Football Outsiders’ take on Teddy cuts right through the lutefisk though-The offensive line is so bad that teams don’t need to rush more than three or four defenders to get quick pressure on the quarterback. I’m sure it’ll get better though. Whoops. That’s a no. The Vikes bread and butter defenders Barr, Joseph and Smith are all out. It’s all on you AP.

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Sill Bimmons

Pay no mind about to what the Red, MJ, say.

Crosby wants something here: flank, Malkin

entropy

Because it has been at least 15 years since I’ve watched them, I put in the Star Wars movies (original trilogy, I don’t hate myself enough to watch the prequels) over the past few days, and I’m watching Empire now.

I have to say, for all their ground breaking work with special effects, a lot of the practical effects (puppetry and the like) were absolute dog shit and have aged horribly. I think Jason and the Argonauts had better stop-motion effects than Empire.

Sill Bimmons

You should hate the prequels.

entropy

I *do* hate the prequels. In fact, I’m starting to hate the original trilogy, too.

WCS

I could watch this twatwhistle cry his alligator tears all night. Bubba’s gonna love you, shitheel. Enjoy it, because you earned it.
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/151210215455-daniel-holtzclaw-oklahoma-police-officer-charges-00022705-large-169.jpg
The swarmy-ass defenders were positive their schemes were going to work. No way an all-white jury would convict a white cop for acts against minorities. Oh, man. Sometimes, there actually is karma.

entropy

That is the only thing about that whole rotten shitheel situation that gives me any hope: he was tried and found fucking guilty, by an all-white jury. I hope he cries so hard he dehydrates so when Bubba forces himself on Sir Shitweasel here it tears him open from asshole to ball sac.

WCS

Here’s a video that I can embed. The real fun begins at 5:40.

entropy

Awww diddums you get caught abusing your fucking authority and raping women you piece of shit?! You poor babby!

Sill Bimmons
entropy

The reveal of Boomhauer being a Texas Ranger in the last episode was just inspired,

Sill Bimmons

anyone up persons?

entropy

I am an awake persons.

WCS

To quoth the Peter King… MAYBE.

Beerguyrob

Not for much longer.

blaxabbath

This still going? We won. 6-5, rec league champs. Heard the fumble on the radio on the drive to the game.

entropy

Did you know that, according to Pheeeeeeeel Simms, Dwight “Fuck I’m Not Dead” Freeney kept himself rested the ENTIRE game just to make that one play?

Also, congratulations, Wrecked League Champion!

http://tendance-talons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-08-Maria-Sharapova-Roland-Garros-trophy-photoshoot-in-Paris-5.jpg

(GIS hot babe with trophy, this is what you get)

Sill Bimmons

best woman band

Beerguyrob

Heart.

Sill Bimmons

IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OUR LIPS ARE SEALED

Beerguyrob

Go-Go’s?

Sill Bimmons

YEP

Beerguyrob

Nice.

Sill Bimmons
entropy

I ordinarilty don’t find this woman all that attractive, but this picture kinda works for me:

http://cdn.bigbangfish.com/celebrities/11118-taylor-swift.jpg

Beerguyrob

It’s a classic look.

Dorothy Stratten was always one of my favourites.
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entropy

Hi, I’m Taylor and I want to be a raccoon when I grow up:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WOULD PROVIDE WETLANDS AND CRAYFISH!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Japanese 18th century illustration of a fuckin’ dickhead. Still a common ailment.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/457399e842e4e592ec50f1b6b60e62b2/tumblr_nbr7v8QZqo1qakya1o1_1280.jpg

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

BEST FORD FALCON AU

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Good to go.

Sill Bimmons

GO

Sill Bimmons

BEST UK DEMONSTRATOR POUR L’AGNEAUX

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laserguru

Three turnovers on the road?

Thanks Obama!

blackroseMD1

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blackroseMD1

Jesus…it’s a bit hypnotizing…but the longer you look, the more of your soul that dies…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Malcolm in the Middle was a bit underrated.

Sill Bimmons

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

http://i.imgur.com/KfVcfRp.jpg

Sill Bimmons

Gutennacht dootchebagges!?!?!?!?!?

WCS

I’d like a dootchebaggel with strawberry jelly on the side, and a cup of coffee. Thanks.

Sill Bimmons

Bitte.

laserguru

Danke.

entropy

For all of us whose teams are sitting in that bizarre playoff no man’s land of “in the hunt:”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm72DPJCX58

Mad Season, River of Deceit, because we are only fooling ourselves into thinking things are gonna turn out OK.

Sill Bimmons

nawt me

WCS

…and now the racists and “men’s rights” activists are jumping on board the Holdzclaw train. Since he’s half-Asian he’s “not white” and that “those bitches deserved what they got.”

Every time there’s a spark to rekindle the smoldering ashes that is my faith in humanity, there’s Twitter to quickly snuff said spark.

Sill Bimmons

Yup.

Sucks.

entropy

How? How in fuck can someone say these things and BELIEVE them? I truly do not understand. I have been accused of being arrogant and unfeeling and borderline psychopathic but I have NEVER once thought a woman “deserved what she got” if she was attacked by a man for simply being a woman (or for any other reason, honestly, but your mileage may vary). These assholes say these things and believe them as though they have never before had contact with a human woman, from their mother ot their own sisters or whatever. I refuse to believe anyone with these thoughts has ever had a girlfriend, or even a girl friend.

WCS

They’re the same types who elected people like Louie Gohmert, Ted Cruz, and Keith Rothfus. Incidently, most of proudly display a #Trump4Prez hashtag in the their profile and think Cloyd Rivers is funny!

#MURICKA

Sill Bimmons

Nawt my problem.

Horatio Cornblower

I often think that a woman deserved what she got, but then I’m pretty stubborn about my gift-giving.

STOP ASKING FOR STORE CREDIT JANET, I’M DOING MY BEST!!!!

Sill Bimmons

GET ON WITH SOUTHAMPTON OAR GET FUCKED FOAREVER

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Sill Bimmons

The River Itchen:

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Sill Bimmons

Peppers?

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Sill Bimmons

DAFUQ YOU’RE WELCOME HELLSYEAH

Sill Bimmons

All those garlic cloves and chill peppers.

ALL THE BEST QED

Sill Bimmons

sup

entropy

Yo.

Sill Bimmons

sup

Sill Bimmons

yo

WCS

HALDO
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Sill Bimmons

stupid!

Sill Bimmons

WE’RE NOAT SUTPID

Sill Bimmons

Grow with us or get fucked.

Sill Bimmons

Y’all are a bunch of total fucking idiots!

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WCS

I know. My mom tells me that at least twice a week.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
WCS

Awwww, poor little rapist with a badge is sad that he was found guilty on 18 counts.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/10/us/oklahoma-daniel-holtzclaw-trial/index.html

makeitsnowondem

Still trying to decide whether I’m happier about this or the poll showing Americans like Muslims more than we like Trump.

entropy

Speak for yourself. A local website ran a poll and it showed something like 81% of the responders favored Trump’s “Muslim arm tattoos” plan (and more than a few believe the US ran “Chinese-American labor camps” during WWII). I fuckin’ hate Pennsylvania some days.

WCS

It’s called Pennsyltucky for a reason.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t see what he’s upset about; they cleared him of another 18. .500 is Hall of Fame all the way.

entropy

Also: fuck this asshole. I hope every hour of every day he gets exposed to “an escalating level of crime,” from simple threats to outright assault of any type you prefer. Fucking scumbag. And then he even used the goddamn racial angle in his own favor, knowing full well he chose victims from specific races and economic backgrounds so as to prevent any sort of justice falling on him…. fuck him. Fuck him with a rusty length of barbed wire.

WCS

The only thing inmates love more than a fresh piece of meat is a former cop that’s a fresh piece of meat. He’ll get to experience the other side of crimes shortly.

Beerguyrob

FINALLY, Darren Sharper can feel better than someone.

Sill Bimmons

HAT YALL

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King Hippo

I think we all agree that the crucial aspect is…VIKINGS COVER. SKOL!!!!

Sill Bimmons

All the stupid HAR HAR HAR

Moonbatting Average

Troubled Bridgewater

Sill Bimmons

HER HER VIKINGS LET’S LEAVE THE CARDS FANS WITH THEIR VICTORY

entropy

What the fuck, Phil? Freeney has been “resting for just this moment?” He spent the entire game just HOPING the final play would require him to cause a fumble, so he didn’t do shit the rest of the game?!

God you’re a fucking idiot.

King Hippo

He really is the stupidest human being alive.

WCS

Guess I’m glad I sat Teddy this week.

Sill Bimmons

Homer Douche.

JustStopDude

Alright…seriously…what the flying fuck were the fucking Vikings trying to do there?

I don’t even blame Bridgewater for this.

Why the flying fuck are they trying to throw deep there? Why aren’t they just going for the fucking field goal???

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was wondering that too. Seemed like a short out was their only real option. Anything tackled inbounds and the clock runs out.

King Hippo

And frankly…he can’t throw a 30-yard seam route. So a quick out to the sideline or just fucking kick it on 3rd down in case there’s a bad snap.

Old School Zero

Dwight… Freeney?

King Hippo

I could have sworn he’d been dead at least 3-4 years.

King Hippo

FUCKING MORON

Sill Bimmons

TER FUCKING HER TOUGH LUCK TEDDY

Oh Teddy

Sill Bimmons

There is no fucking way.

JustStopDude

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entropy

ARI: I don’t wanna win, do you wanna win?

MIN: Shit, no! How’s about you win, but we do everything we can to make it look good?

ARI: FUCK YOU! We’ve been GIVING you this game! You win it!