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NYG @ Mia: Having lost 4 of their last 5 the Giants are sending notice to the rest of the NFC East that as far as the championship of the division is concerned, they’re in this for the long run. The Fins are responding with, “Playoffs?, Playoffs?” Literally dozens of fantasy wins are on the line tonight. Shall we watch? Yes we shall…
Your Monday Night Open Thread
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Gentlemen.
Tusked Gopher.
Perfect for the throwback endzones:
Dolphins don;t know the rules again. Lothar ain’t gon be happy.
Don’t tell me someone fucked up the punt return.
Aren’t we overdue for a backbreaking Manningception?
Where I grew up we called that a black cow.
You called a root beer float a “black cow?”
Yep…midwestern thing I guess.
Isn’t a black cow with Coke?
Yep. Root beer float is a root beer float. Black cow is a “coke float.”
It makes descriptive sense.
How many times will Fanny overthrow his receivers?
All of them.
Landry is this week’s NOBYL Prize Winner!
He’s quite derpy! The people never really embraced the award, though.
“The people” will like what I tell them to like.
Tame Impala is a good band.
Have you heard about these wars in the stars? Do we have any trade interests there?
I hear that the Trade Federation’s a bunch of pricks.
apparently there are intergalactic taxation disputes that make FASCINATING plotlines for prequel films
I had also heard that.
NO BLOOD FOR QUASARS!
There Will Be Clones
Is this the MNF we finally get the bonus drinking period?
Bleergh willing.
Blessed be He
Capricious and Arbitrary be He,
Touchdown Seahawks,
15 yards, Amen
Orange Crushed.
PK is AMAZED that the Giants haven’t played in Miami since the mid-90s. WEIRD
MAYBE
Point Break remake: Dumb movie or the dumbest movie?
Yes.
Dumb, but not quite Speed 2 dumb.
Why would you not let the shitdicks kick a FG if they want?
STICKY RICKY BACK IN TOWN????
The year he was in the CFL was hilarious and amazing all at the same time.
I wonder if Coughlin’s Life Alert went off when he fell down?
I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!
#GERIATRICCOACHSLIVESMATTER!
DRC, takin’ out the old man
Oh how cute, they’re still playing football even after last weekend’s goat-rope. Can’t imagine why though…
Odell, on your dance. Your footwork was great, but it the lack of stabbing will cost you. 6/10.
Might wanna cover that OBJ guy, He’s good at football.
who would have expected a deep ball to THAT guy?
That is some derptastic defense Miami
ODB GONE
hoo boy
The Miami Santa Machine
I feel like Philip Rivers is taking that “Football is Family” motto a bit too seriously.
Welp, I’ll never go to a BWW again.
No WAY can I deal with Pepsi products.
JPP needs some kind of robotic claw
And a cat. And a nemesis with the surname “Gadget”.
Constable Gadget, perhaps?
Close enough!
/nods sagely
STICKY RICKY BACK IN TOWN???
reply fail
Didya say Gidget?
Bacon, link or patty?
http://www.pcrm.org/sites/default/files/images/gm/autumn2006/bacon_sausage.jpg
As cliche of a food item as it’s become, bacon. It’s much more versatile as a food.
The answer, of course, is “all.”
Anyone else wondering just where the fuck Fargo takes it from here?
NO SPOILERS!
Chairman Goodell said we should watch that in the morning.
She needs something for her show hole
I got into a show hole once, maxed my credit card getting out of it
The Edmonton Oilers have won 6 in a row. Is Armageddon upon us?
Yes. And the fact they’ve done it without McDavid and a functioning D corps is a travesty in and of itself too.
Are they….good?
Brown showing that free agent form he had his final year in Seattle
Say, that’s a pretty girl out there!
I wonder if she dates one of the Jankees?
“He should be ejected.”
~Jon Gruden
“I don’t like these penalties.”
~Jon Gruden eleven seconds later
so wait, they challenged a fumble they didn’t even goddamn recover?
“While I find the argyle pattern in the endzone to be traditional and hearkening back to the days when things were more genteel and dignified, I must say that the color combination is most brazen, and therefore, suited more to those of a, ahem, Mediterranean or Caribbean lineage.”
– Jason Garrett speaking to Fluffy, Muffy, and Buffy as he sips a most challenging merlot.
Where were Mopsy, Flopsy and Cottontail?
For Eli, pronouncing “Merlot” correctly is challenging.
Beckham has 69 yards receiving for my FF team.
Nice.
Gronk approves with an eyebrow waggle.
So…is this game the slap-fight it looks like on paper
EVEN SLAPPIER
I assume we all love Miami’s throwback unis?
Fuck yeah. They look awesome. Re-doing them was a travesty only slightly smaller than the Browns’ new ones are.
Odell’s beard looks about as comfortable as taking a sauna with Suh and Siragusa
After further review, the receiver is not Dez Bryant. TD!
Finally something the catch committee can agree on!
Not Dez = Catch
I hear this guy Beckham is good at catching footballs?
Is that right?
Meh
Today in the office, two guys sitting in different cubicles on the same conference call – both using their speakerphones.
God I hate people.
I’ve been paged to call my boss, leave my cubicle to go the 15 feet to his office, only to be questioned why I didn’t call them.
I’m so thankful all my coworkers have headphones
WHUT IZ ER KATCHE??!!1?
Pylon-cam actually useful?
That’s a touchdown.
Sausage or meatballs?
Are the meatballs home made?
/may have made some last week.
I had homemade Moroccan-style lamb meatballs last week at my mom’s. It was just heavenly.
Moroccan style lamb meatballs?
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
Yeah…gonna have to make those.
Ill bet. Yogurt based sauces and spices ftw.
BTW this is a decent DIY Tikka Masala:
http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-chicken-tikka-masala-recipes-from-the-kitchn-195785
Tonight we learn that big people hate humidity.
With the reservoirs running low in California, more and more people are turning to GUNT SWEAT in order to stay alive!
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Charles-Barkley-Falling-Asleep-Inside-the-NBA.gif
I got to call it a night folks…got to get up early as fuck to the airport to pick up a car…then pick up my boss…and then drive to another state.
I’m thinking about keeping creepy religious am talk radio going the entire time…
Do the creepy religious radio thing.
No way you can possibly fall asleep listening to that.
I was thinking it more of a way of making my boss uncomfortable so that he never talks to me again.
It can do both!
Has he heard of our Lord and Savior Bleergh?
That would be awesome. Knock on the door, “Have you heard the news of our savior Bleergh the Capricious and Arbitrary?”
Uhh…no?
/throw flag in their face and yell
15 YARDS, TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!
then peel off.
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