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NYG @ Mia: Having lost 4 of their last 5 the Giants are sending notice to the rest of the NFC East that as far as the championship of the division is concerned, they’re in this for the long run. The Fins are responding with, “Playoffs?, Playoffs?” Literally dozens of fantasy wins are on the line tonight. Shall we watch? Yes we shall…
Your Monday Night Open Thread
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Nice of them to let Eli go to the Disney character breakfast today
Anyone watching besides me, or all we all just posting GIFs now?
Surprisingly I am. The fiancee is passed out, and she’s the Giants fan.
It’s not that hard to do both at once.
Didn’t know planking was still a thing.
FUCKING KIDS. With their hair and their clothes
TANNY FANNY!
OK so what’s happening in foobaw
So I made this drink this weekend. Highly recommended:
So jelly. Looks/sounds great!
Does this game merit a second Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA, voices in Hippo’s head?
/they said YES, huzzah
Anyone else confused seeing 34 – Williams on the Dolphins? Is Ricky STILL paying back that bonus?
ODB OUT
I haven’t had dinner and I’ve been drinking a strong winter ale too fast and now I’m writing about Star Wars in the guise of NSZ.
This is going to be awesome.
How’s the game so far?
The heartbreak of Purple Prison Pasty Pabulum.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/d260aadf7d4967f8361ae5f81ea83e11/tumblr_nxesc7LmFB1qf9csoo1_1280.jpg
Final grades of the semester entered. Guess who’s off until January?
Me, if I can get the head cold to turn into pneumonia.
/goes outside and stands in the rain
I can hook you up with someone who could give you a great infection. You’d just have to use condoms with your wife for a while.
I live with in spitting distance of Willimantic, a/k/a “Heroin Town”: I can get my own infections.
Don’t think I don’t appreciate the thought though.
You’re teaching the youth of America? God help us al…I mean OUTSTANDING
I picture WCS doing a modified Swanson pyramid of greatness as his class
Honor!
BOLTMAN?
Considering that Uruguay has Diego Costa on its national team that’s probably only the 4th worst foul that happened in that game.
Hot mouthpiece action.
Shula or the Crypt Keeper. Who looks better?
You have to go Crypt Keeper. At least he admits he died years ago
I am seriously stunned by Shula’s appearance. Is there a health issue that’s been kept under wraps?
So…how many months has Shula been dead, anyway?
His family should have gotten the name of the voodoo priestess that Al Davis’s family used, that was some quality zombie making voodoo.
Holy shit Shula.
Good lord Shula looks awful.
Use sunscreen, kids!
“This is playoff time for the New York Giants”
— delusional announcer
Eli Manning is pretty sure he’s up past his bed time, but he’s gonna be real quiet and hope no one notices.
I just realized why I don’t hate watching this.
The Dolphins are in their old unis/colors that don’t suck.
Funny, I was just thinking how fucking awful those colors were. New ones, still awful tho!
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This red-orange/teal tartan end zone pattern is try to give me a seizure but I won’t letcuufrf44fy/5?xgh!&
Gentlemen. Doktor.
Think yesterday broke Frau Doktor. And Pie. Covalent never plays with us anymore. We are totes Bechtel test noncompliant ,, smgdh
R.I.P. Zymm’s liver.
Lord Revisisle can get her another one.
that was funny
With Eli, hitting the QB late means after his 8pm bedtime.
Eli, tell the referees who bullied you…
I don’t want to live in a world where the Washington Capitals have excellent goaltending.
You and me both.
Holtby will make Team Canada for the World Cup.
BLEERGH HAS AWOKEN
haha a football thing happenend
New Game: give an Art House movie the Star Wars over-commercialization treatment.
I would have liked a take-home product involving the hotel-room ScarJo in her undies scene from Lost in Translation,
FUCK YOU, I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
Wait, that is a movie I am supposed to pretend not to like? I love that movie
It was mocked in the comments at some point in the last week, and I was too PTSD butthurt to respond until now. Bill Murray karaoke-ing “More Than This” is one of my favourite movie scenes ever.
It’s a good movie; fuck you internet.
Plus MY GOD THAT ASS
Last Tango In Paris, brought to you by Land-O-Lakes
The Master do it yourself moonshine kit
The first Bad Lieutenant with Harvey Keitel;
BUY NINE GRAMS OF COKE FROM THE EVIDENCE LOCKER GET YOUR TENTH FREE!
Requiem for a Dream color book.
I would dare to bet that exists somewhere. ASS TO ASS!
How about a horrible compilation: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Ernest.
My brain chose sleep over this until now.
Your brain was wise, then faltered. Probably wanted some weed.
Cat woke me up.
Cats be all like, fuck you, I’m nocturnal. SERVE MY WHIMS.
The fan blowing on Gruden’s hair is fun
I am having a Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA, but IRONICALLY
How much shame do you feel about it?
MODERATE TO UPPER-MEDIUM
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