TB @ StL: Wow-it’s come to this. I can’t think of a single person that would be interested in this game. Okay, maybe one booze-soaked IT guy that has some vague connection to this site but otherwise this is yet another production from Roger Goodell Points And Laughs At You-An NFL Joint. What can be said about Rams HC Fisher? How about “if he doesn’t win out this year he’ll have 6 straight losing seasons under his belt-just one less than the legendary Dick Jauron”. As Lord pointed out earlier today, the Bucs look to be a team on the rise. Like 90’s fitness model Kiana Tom they have a strong core. Everyone knows about QB Winston (21 years old) but there’s a shit-ton of young talent on this club. 25 year-old LB David (118 tackles, 2 sacks, 3 int’s and 12! pass deflections), OG Ali Marpet (22), DE Bowers (25), LB Alexander (21), WR Evans (21) and RB Martin (26) give the Bucs a great chance of breaking through to the other (winning much more frequently than losing) side.
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suprisngly poor gang tackling coming from a game apparently featuring the bloods and the latin kings
Oh that is an excellent taek.
thats
Must be something wrong with my feed…all I am seeing is this..
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/seizure.gif
If you’re reading this, you have finished your seizure. Read here for more info on why it felt like your soul was trying to escape your body:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epileptic_seizure
Giving Tavon Austin a TD has to be a fire able offense right?
I made the really bad nightmare fuel go away (I think), with the caveat that I am really goddamned drunk.
woo wvu
hey guys
This is what the XFL would look like if it were alive today.
Who would be He Hate Me?
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I would go with AP, but I would love to see what PacMan puts on his back
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Hungover for year-end inventory tomorrow? Hungover for year-end inventory tomorrow.
You need an intern! One with perky boobs.
I tend to hire larger-breasted ones because… Just because.
Not football, but work related. I got pulled aside to day and told I had to apply for a systems engineer position and leave my current position as a field engineer. I’m kind of sad. I love the insane hours, stress, and never knowing where the fuck I was going to end up from one week to the next that comes along with field engineering.
Ever since my public mental beak down, I think HR and the upper management has been looking for an excuse to can my ass. So they sent me to work for a new management guy as a systems engineer for about a month. Apparently in this one month, I did more work than the rest of the department. The new manager does not want me fired or letting me go back to another department.
I like the guy, but it doesn’t have the intensity and the craziness that I am used to and I told my newer immediate boss that. He replied “You will never have to take another drug test if you work for me”…
I’ve honestly think I love my new boss…
Is it a promotion, or lateral move?
Its kind of a pay cut. With field engineering, you typically do like 65-90 hours a week on assignment. Its all hourly. Anything over 8 is time and a half. Saturday is time and a half. Sunday is double (though the actual days are dependent with local customs). US holidays are time and a half.
So like when I first started out of college, I was like $65k a year, but made around $160 prior to taxes.
This job assignment would clock me stuck at $72k. But…lot less travel.
How does the QOL compare? Less stress hopefully?
It could have been worse, they could have reversed the colors and had blue horns on a yellow helmet.
This game looks like a bunch of taxi cabs that just crashed into a bunch of fire trucks….
Or it’s like you’re having an imaginary football game on a diner table with all of the restaurant’s ketchup and mustard bottles.
It looks like Electric Football.
Watching Todd Gurley is fun. Watching Todd Gurley in these uniforms is ruining my eyes.
Go mustard!
Well its official, Sheldon from Big Bang Theory has lost his virginity before me.
We gon drank? Yeah, we gon drank. Chuh chuh…
Two shots ahead of you. Er, steps. Whatever.
HOLY SHIT IT’S THE FOOTBALL SAMURAI WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS–oh right, it’s the Rams, that’s why.
No Pheeeel, no Jeeeeem, it’s heaven.
Radioactive piss yellow is always a good style choice…if you’re blind.
Winston really is the black Rothlisberger, isn’t he?
HARF
Yes… but with a higher metabolism.
But who is the white Roethlisberger?
/cause original flavor is the gray Roethlisberger.
Jared Lorenzen.
“It comes with a tremendous responsibility. Like not stealing things.”
I’m already pretty drunk (free gin after partnership meeting on empty stomach WOO) so if anyone wants to go to the nudie bar by the RDU airport after this SUPER AWESOMESAUCE game, just lmk.
/will likely be passed out
Is this more or less blinding than Jets-Bills was?
The Rams are actually going back to old school.
I’m taking tomorrow off for Star Warsmas, so it’s looking like a bourbon night.
Thank baby Jesus for Amazon, going into meatspace anymore to buy Christmas gifts is like venturing into Mos Easley spaceport…… you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Fuck yeah – when you go shopping pantsless, with your pubes dyed green and red, and ask people if they want to try your “candy cane”, everyone gets all uptight.
[tucks phrase “meatspace” into back pocket for future use]
1995’s digerati say hi.
Over/Under when I get bored and turn on Fallout 4 is Halftime.
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Girls/gifgirl10.gif
Under
I like how even CBS is passing on this game.
On the flip-side no Pheel an Jeem, so I guess we win?
Good news: Rich eisen
Bad news: everyone else
Jesus. Fitness bands are the new January gym memberships.
I’m gonna veto this theme if it continues. It’s the wrong holiday for it; it’s more of an Arbor Day thing.
Sorry…I have no governor on my humor.
I offer this gif as a peace offering…
http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t413/shamad2/hot-girls-gif-stretch-022812_zps1f53973c.gif
BANHAMMER AAAAAAH JEBUS
Iris had a strange fetish…
The eye thing. It must stop.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO POSTING PIX OF LEGGY WOMEN AND BOOBS!?
Barenaked Ladies/Sarah Machlahan singing God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen warms the cockles of my heart.
No homo.
Who’s ready to RAM IT?
/Jameis raises hand enthusiastically
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siri how to clear kiana tom nude from search history
pls rply w/ SSN and will clear hx
/Wife leaves room
//Searches for this Kiana Tom nude
//Will be in my bunk
Early Xmas present to Fozz = bottle of Angel’s Envy
Early Xmas present to Mrs. Fozz = Fozz pantsless and ready to go after consumption of Angel’s Envy
The West Virginia Beerbellytrackpants are not blowing out Marshall, WCS. OR SHOULD I CALL YOU W…BS!
This “rivalry” is ass.
A couple fingers of Dimple Pinch 14 year old blended and a couple Mexican Lortabs might not be enough to handle the eye strain this game is sure to give me.
SPOILER ALERT: Turns out Goodell and Stan Kroenke extorted the Rebellion for public funds to build a new Death Star in Los Angeles, even though they could have afforded it easily.
Pants off
Push mute
#DFOlivesmatter
What the fuck are DF olives?
I’m more into DTF olives.
Twizzlers vs Lemonheads
Who ya got!?
Always Twizzlers. TWIZZLERS FOREVAH
Lemonheads, but honestly there are no winners.
How does Jeff Fisher still have a job as a head coach?
Air McNair
For you up-and-coming parents, if you’ve ever wondered when is the right time to start skipping your kids’ “boring as hell” (their quote) Christmas show it’s at the age of 12/13.
/this has been an unpopular PSA from yours truly
That’s not the confession anybody wants, Jameis.
Only a half hour ’till the ultimate battle of ketchup vs mustard!
Isn’t that just The Juggernaut, Bitch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM
FUCK HER IN DA PUSSY ON THREE!!!!
I think I’ve got something really good for you guys tomorrow. I think you’re really going to like it. Some people won’t like it, but those people are losers, and I don’t care what they think.
Um…you aren’t a part of ISIS are you?
I can’t talk about this but it’s not the thing for tomorrow
You’re being assimilated.
Yes but that’s not the thing for tomorrow
Will it be powerful and very elegant?
It’ll be strong. We’re not strong on this blog anymore. We’re not tough.
I’ll be glad to read your excellent, greatest, best blog ever.I heard you’re really smart and went to Wharton School of Finance.
[slowly puts hand down pyjama bottom]
It looks like the Elmos are playing the Bananas in Pajamas.
So…I am risking the health of my computer to watch a feed from a Russian website…for the fucking bucs and rams.
I make poor life choices…
Just be sure your antivirus is up to date and running, don’t go to any other website while streaming, clear your history when done and do a complete scan when finished (DON’T REBOOT!) and you should do fine.
Three fucking holiday parties over the next three days; I’ll take what football I can get.
Just in case no one got the hint…fitness models could possibly be a theme tonight.
I was a little young for 20 minute workout, but Bodyshaping was right in my 14 year old wheelhouse.
Oh, also did anyone see Jeff Fisher is coming back next year?
What a world.
It’s like they’re daring us to want them to stay.
Gentlemen.
Where?
I am not a bear.
Hey, I’m not booze soaked – I get most of it in my mouth!
I have no interest in this game, and even my fantasy playoff game involves no Bucs or Rams (probably why we’re both in the playoffs, tbh).
However, I’m at work marking time until a 2pm meeting after which I have a two week Christmas break, so I will still be watching the fuck out of it on Game Pass, because football.