No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.
NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.
And Davis’s vertebrate quickly go into orbit around the earth. goddamn that was brutal
That was a beautiful hit.
It was a nice hit, although I was waiting for a flag for some stupid reason.
Because Goodell has destroyed our beautiful game.
The demons who occupy the first circle of hell could be playing the Cowboys, with the very fabric of reality itself at stake, and life as we know it could hang in the balance – and I’d be wearing a fucking Demons jersey #666, becuase FUCK THE COWBOYS
But the Patriots played them already this year.
Always up the middle on first down. Forever. Kill me.
The Coughlin Giants do the very same thing over and over again. It’s maddening.
Tracy Wolfson is an alpha male disguised as a woman.
Tracy still scares me.
A run up the middle on first down? Looks like Chan is changing things up!
Sticking with what doesn’t work.
Just took off to watch the Cerrone MMA fight, figured I’d miss 20 minutes or so of this game.
But I’m back now and, I assume, sometime in the next five to ten minutes Cerrone’s ribs will just fall right out of his body.
Th only thing Cromartie was halfway decent at was returning kicks, and now he’s even terrible at that.
He used to be pretty good at reminding the team that they desperately needed to get Revis back
Been drinking at kid’s bday party since 5 – want to keep the flame alive – have to be at inlaws tomorrow at 930 for gift opening with kids.
So, what do I do? Keep drinking, get real shitfaced and open presents with the room spinning – OR be a responsible adult?
Wait, fuck it. I know how this one ends.
What a cunning array of stunts!
Indeed.
This is the only way I can think of to make this game better :
HEY PETER REMEMBER WHEN YOUR DATE TINKERBELL DISAPPEARED FOR HALF AN HOUR DURING THE PROM? THAT’S CAUSE I HAD HER BENT OVER A RAILING IN THE AUDITORIUM YOU LITTLE SHIT HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
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Are those 2 NFL referees there?
Yes. BEWBS!
God I fucking hate the Jets special teams.
I read that as Jets special needs.
Potato, po-tah-to.
The whole”The refs are gonna get better’ thing. Forget about that. WHAT THE FUCK?
Fucking amateur….
Pros don’t use bowls.
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My opponent in the FF play-offs started Bullock.
This night pleases me.
/gets fucking buried tomorrow
Bullocks!
Bullock!
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Bullock!
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I’m about ready to murder someone. Think I can get to Chan before the second half starts?
WU-TANG CHAN AIN’T NOTHIN’ TA FUCK WIT
Chan thinks this scoring TDs thing is overrated.
Anyone’s doubts about whether the authentic Jets were playing tonight should be put to bed with that.
HE’S GOT THE SCOBEES TAKE HIM OUT BACK AND SHOOT HIM
Use the elephant gun.
Because he’s fat, you see.
This is the loljetsiest game in some time.
Fuck our kickers
Show a little more joy at the missed FG, Jim, you fuck
SO VERY THURSDAY
SO VERY JETS
That’s So Jets
loooooooooooooool
loljest
How has the Jets special teams coordinator not been fired yet?
Is the Dallas defensive line really this good or is the Jets offensive line just awful tonight?
Jets O line is AWFUL tonight, but Dallas has a decent pass rush.
That’s probably the one thing they have going for them.
Greg Hardy gets a new gun for every QB pressure he gets
I don’t know about that one. Didn’t look like PI to me. If anything, Marshall got away with one there.
The bullshit PI penalty! Taking a play out of New England’s book.
UNCATCHABLE BALL WTF
Oh fuck fuck FUCK Pheel and Jeem tomorrow.
Going to see if I can sync up the DVE radio broadcast.
I can’t do this two days in a row.
Follow Don T’s advice. I’m loving it tonight.
Was Moore the QB during that monster upset of Oklahoma?
Yessir.
No wait it some dude who ended in -sky I think.
That rings a bell.
Jared Zabransky!
Took a while, but I got it.
The fucking penalty rules states the tackler’s hand has to be inside the collar…. A pull on the sleeve of the jersey is not the collar. For fuck’s sake.
Well then, the NFL and Buddy’s bar have different rules.
I don’t know; are we sure that Bryant “caught” caught the ball? Seems worth a challenge to me.
“If his mother wasn’t a whore the legitimacy of his catches wouldn’t be an issue.”
-Internet commenter “Jeff Scotland”
Maybe even “Geoff Scotland” to throw you further off the trail.
Nice field vision there by Kellen “Hellar” Moore.
Make sure to both force him to throw quickly AND give Dez Bryant a 10 yard cushion. Ironclad strategy.
Tove Lo’s “stay high” seems appropriate for this game.
Kellen Moore, Super Bowl L MVP
Getting it to Dez: good idea.
Oh you assholes
God Antonio Cromartie sucks
He never was good at the prevent defense.
That was some bullshit on that horse collar call
“Fucking Winters. God damnit.”
– Every Nazi in World War 2
I think Jerry Jones is a closeted gay.
He’s been around more men in Lycra pants than Buddy at Toronto Pride!
You may be onto something.
There you go, guys. Just herp and derp them into field goal range
WOO GO POKES