No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.
NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.
When Jim Nantz said “Rush Chart”* I thought he was talking about Mark Sanchez’s “scorecard” for orientation week at Villanova.
*I assume he said that; I turned the sound off a long time ago.
Davis was not fooled for a second.
I assume the NFL has directed that announcers are not to call it a “pick” unless a flag is already thrown?
Pretty much
when i drink gin and tonics i pretend i’ma rich british dude in india, but htiouwth epxloiting anyone or being a foppish cunt
I like misspelling drunk Fozzie.
Quinine makes me feel finenine
I become super belligerent.
Huzzah…
Holy shit, a well designed Chan play?! Smoke ’em if you got ’em boys, it’s the endtimes.
blind squirrel finding a nut, sunshine on a dog’s ass, well designed Chan Gailey play: all things that happen occasionally, but still pretty rare.
DID I CALL IT OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit. They didn’t fuck it up.
Also, DECKERDOWN!!
Pheeel, in all seriousness (paraphrased): “you can’t let the fact that your kicker sucks affect your playcalling.”
okay just realized its dec 19 and i have NOTT hear d 12 days of xmas.
this bothers me on an existenatil level
Can’t wait to see how they fuck this up.
Chan, we need 19 yards. What would you like to do?
“Screen pass. Then run up the middle.”
WING-T
It’s not like they could miss a FG from this range or anything…
This game will manage to screw the Jets’ play-off hopes and the Cowboys’ draft.
Timely penalty
There’s the drive killer. Came a few plays too late but it’s like Old Faithful
This is where Marshall is doubled and Decker gets the score.
Prophecy.
Bingo
Why don’t you jst go back to doing that football thing you do?
gents, we are in lots of bourble with the wife.
What’s this “we” shit kemo sabe?
because if i’m gonna have phantom friend on the intenets, then you guys are going down with me, like in real life when my fiends get me wasted and leaem eme on the doorstep
I’m with you Fozzie. Tell mrs. Fozz I’ll apologize on your behalf.
Uh oh. Gin tends to do that.
Gin makes you sin!
Oops!
“Bourble” is just a contraction of “bourbon trouble.”
I am so using that.
a promising drive, how will Chan stall it?
“A RUN UP THE MIDDLE!?”
-entropy
I was just going to say something like that, only with more profanity.
Why would you need a bathroom if you were in a restaurant with a glass of water in front of you?
And what kind of restaurant doesn’t also have a bathroom?
NEEDZ MOAR REALISM CIALIS
http://36.media.tumblr.com/e45ddc352ac8de131af225bc03467c8d/tumblr_nshd9sZAt71ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
PICTURE OF TEH NIGHT!!!
http://i.imgur.com/7NwYuvo.jpg
Just saw some of her other pics, but can’t remember the name, what a beauty.
https://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc
http://45.media.tumblr.com/791f2591f04e90335a23e4f8ee5b42b1/tumblr_njqnl9CYy41u6axdlo1_500.gif
The Lincoln MKZ will give you straight flushes.
I got a straight flush once.
Everyone folded to a $10 raise.
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS WEIRD AND ECCENTRIC BUT STILL FUCKING CUDDLY!
Jazz music makes me instantly dislike whatever is on the screen.
Football is dumb, am going to play some Heroes of the Storm, Go Murky!
christ these fucking ads
McFadden couldn’t cut back against the grain to save a skirt steak’s life/flavour.
I really don’t know why I’m this angry. Should have expected the Jets to fuck this up.
It’s not over. There are plenty of fuckups left for both sides.
Your Grandma was hot
http://i.imgur.com/2EE8rUi.jpg
Mine wasn’t but keep coming with the pics.
This game is my own little personal hell.
Just about every one of those is in a pileup 3 seconds after that commercial ends.
http://i.imgur.com/Bwqe0qU.jpg
That face says “13 year old on a mil carton” but those hands say “Selena: Queen of the Damned”
And both of them combine with the mouth to tell me none of them will go out with me.
Probably taken in the late 70s; try again, maybe there’s a chance.
Well that explains it; no one wants to date a 9 year old.
Unfathomable that a team would try something other than a run straight up the middle on 3rd and short.
This game isn’t as bad as the score would have you think; there have actually been TWO touchdowns scored.
50 days away from another NY Giants / NE Patriots Super Bowl.
I’m on board with this fantasy.
Phil has no idea who’s going to be in the Super Bowl because Phil has no idea what’s going on in the NFL this season.
Are these two going to make love?
Where’s Buddy?
Nantz always seems upset when the Jets run a successful play. Is that just me being a homer?
He was downright gleeful after the missed FG.
Remember he’s a Pats fan.
Eh, I think Nantz just sounds like the kind of smug asshole everyone likes to think hates their team. Joke’s on you though, Jim hates everyone.
Why the hell would anyone buy a Lexus IS F over an M3 or Audi S4?! Fuck outta here Toyota.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/3abe18b340bc3f6176ad59a687036c40/tumblr_n76e4f75rE1r4456vo1_1280.jpg
Uh, I’m gonna need a level or a plumb line here…
Here you go,
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Smuggling raisins
Dates or walnuts?
I used to travel to Tucson for work a lot, and when the rodeo came to town, it was bigger than the god damn Super Bowl. Our call center would have like 40% absentee rates during the week of the rodeo. Really weird how popular that shit is out there.
I used to live around those parts. The love is strong.
I am from Calgary, Stampede shuts this place down. Everyone is so blasted for 10 days that it is assumed your office is closed that week.
We have an 11 day festival here in Bethlehem that really should shut the whole town down (this town can DRINK), but somehow people find a way to work.
Its honestly a city wide booze and rodeo vacation. Its wild. That and when the Ice Stampeders make the playoffs is nuts. I am not an Ice Stampeders fan but the party is crazy.
I can’t think of a place I’d less rather be than “Billy Bob’s Honky Tonk.”
Jones BBQ & Foot Massage?
I gotta think that Jerry knows good barbecue and foot masseuses.
“Gus’s Entrail Reading Emporium?”
Not my entrails!
I was down in Novi, MI the other day, and found a Wendy’s that has a fireplace, real coffee cups, and all-day Breakfast. I am still unsure what to make of that.
Twilight Zone episode?
The nexus of the universe.
The one in the back. All day.
Btw, I’m wearing a Jets green Pecan Lodge t-shirt tonight. Which will win out?
Beer for idiots by beer for idiots.
I’m really looking forward to Antonio Cromartie running another kick out of the endzone only to get tackled at the 12.
You’re being kind. I see him falling down at the 9 this time out.
I’m more pissed at the likely 40 yard play that should have been only a 4 yard gain to a horribly botched tackle.
That’s like a yard for each kid right?