Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

Ari @ Phi: The Iggles are fighting for that “we’re just barely better than you” title that is the NFC East championship. Arizona? They’ve got the top down, the music is pumping and all of  QB Carson’s balls are in the air like he just don’t care. Go Cards!

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blaxabbath

I’d have like to have seen Norman’s jaw broken by OBJ.

Gratliff

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Rodney

Romonobyl

Where’s the mute button…where’s the damn mute button on this thing?!?!?!

entropy

Oh joy Beckham discussions.

blaxabbath

Palmer does not have rush attempts. He has sacks.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

unforeseen kneel-downs

Romonobyl

Nobody spikes it better.

blaxabbath

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entropy

Carson Palmer has ZERO respect for the Eagles secondary.

blaxabbath

Sounds like he could run for head of the NFLPA.

litre_cola

Do I hear that there may be a Step van sighting?

litre_cola

OK fuck chip after that

Sill Bimmons

Chip Kelly going scorched earth on this thing.

entropy

He will salt the fucking earth when he is done.

Gratliff

There is legit rage on the face of DeMarco. He may never take another snap.

blaxabbath

Chip needs to revoke his scholarship.

“He can pay for his own family studies degree!”

entropy

AND ARIZONA DID SHOUT, “I SAY THEE NAY, PHILADERPIA!!!”

blaxabbath

But did you see how FAST Mathews went down short of the 1st down?!

Gratliff

DeMarco is pissed. Those eyebrows about flew off his head and into the back of Chip Kelly’s

blaxabbath

Is it racist to not play the black guy for another, slightly lighter, black guy?

entropy

Shade-ism is alive and well in the NFL.

blaxabbath

Paper bag test: the chip kelly story

Gratliff

DeMarco is 16/16 on 3rd/4th and 1.

Romonobyl

Not unless he shows us his real birth certificate!

Sill Bimmons

nope

blaxabbath

Eagles gonna Eag.

King Hippo

Ice the 4th and 1. That’s just SMART FOOTBAW

Gratliff

Arizona icing the center.

entropy

Rare, but effective.

litre_cola

If you cant get a fucking yard, quit. That fucking simple. GO AWAY

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This seems like when I should start spamming pics. Feeling lazy tonight. So like 50-50 it will happen

entropy

This holiday season seems unreasonably indifferent to human life. Car commercials with essentially kidnapping, the PTSD-belittling Navy Fed commercials, this shit about dead guys in the NFL commercials…. da fuq is going on?

blaxabbath

This is why we need to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

entropy

Almost forgot the religious pogrom-inciting major party presidential candidate.

Oh joy Costas is going to pontificate about Beckham.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

The “Wrap It Up” box is on standby.

Sill Bimmons

Show Hole really does suck.

Bunch of nothing on right now.

Gratliff

Bill Burr’s got a new cartoon on Netflix

blaxabbath

I like that the football is family commercials are now about how great it is to see players dying. Since, you know, we’re kicking off a rash of players [prematurely] dying.

Romonobyl

I can’t wait for the Summers Eve douche/Star Wars commercial tie in.

John Difool

So either the Eagles are better than being credited or the Cards are extremely over rated..which is it

blaxabbath

I don’t get the Eagle’s signalling in playcalls. How is it faster than just using the radio in the QB’s helmet?

entropy

What, reading a weird pictogram of a bird, the number 11, letter S, and a red 8 is harder than just saying shit in Bradford’s ear”

Gratliff

DeMarco Murray’s gonna be holding a placard with a Tofurkey on it by halftime.

laserguru

So last night I took the Jets and the under. Jets win and the under was correct but the Jets didn’t cover the 3 1/2.
Today I took the Vikings and Carolina.
Vikings win and Carolina didn’t cover the 5.
Motherfucker.
Has anyone else noticed that the Vegas handicappers are pretty good?

Dear God, the Eagles are running a moderately fast tempo, the humanity.

King Hippo

I said it when it first happened – CJ2K and Ellington going out was the best thing that could have possibly happened to AZ. David Johnson is a fucking beast, even if a little fumbly.

blaxabbath

More Bradford hits!

entropy

WE WANT CHRISTMAS NACHO!!

Senor Weaselo

Mmm, Christmas nachos…

entropy

Yo people. How’s things?

blaxabbath

I haven’t watched the Eagles at all this season but, yeah, it does seem like Chip Kelly’s offense works with any group of white players.

Gratliff

Celek not to be out-gritted

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Didn’t know the drops was contagious.

Croooow

Awesome to see David Johnson doing so well (Former Northern Iowa Panther).

blaxabbath

You/him/both?

Croooow

Him. I always like seeing former Iowan collegiates do well in the pros.

Gratliff

I have a tremendous amount of issues with military commercials that play cutesy with traumatic situations.

blaxabbath

It’s okay because it’s Navy Federal.

Same reason they can get away with making fun of gay sex.

Romonobyl

Don’t we make fun of gay secks?

blaxabbath

I like how Navy Federal makes fun of people recalling traumatic war experiences.

Romonobyl

It is kind of dickish don’t you think?

Senor Weaselo

Woo Cardinals touchdown.
/Goes back to Ice Giants score
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

Romonobyl

I can’t trust a game with only three quarters.

Sharkbait

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blaxabbath

That play pretty much sums up what one could expect from the NFC East champs.

litre_cola

The fuck was that.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

There’s the Eagles I know and loathe.

Gratliff

Rage.

entropy

Welcome to last njght’s Jets game!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

More David Johnsondown!

John Difool

How is it possible a John Brown and Riley Cooper can be on the same field at the same time and not spark another Civil War?

Glorious Chairman Dan

R.E. Lee Cooper

jjfozz

I’m wrapping xmas presents with my wife – is it worse than having to watch this game?

King Hippo

Bourble reparations!

jjfozz

Suddenly, out of the haze, pops up a memory from last night. Can you provide contest for my use of the word “bourble”?

Sill Bimmons

You were drunkenly trying to communicate that you were in trouble.

You used the word “bourble” instead of “trouble.”

We figured that you were just contracting “bourbon” and “trouble.”

Bourble!

King Hippo

In the rash of rantings and misspellings in the Saturday TNF game thread, you let us know you were in “bourbon trouble” shortened to “bourble” with the wife. It was pretty epic.

jjfozz

Thanks for clearing that up – I did not get sexy time last night, oddly enough.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You were trying to say bourbon and hiccuped

Romonobyl

Do a shitty job, never will be asked again.

Sill Bimmons

Not true!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Romonobyl

WE HAVE A GIF…WE HAVE A GIF!!!!!!

King Hippo

What do these fuckers think this is, Saturday TNF??