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Was @ Phi: Over their last eight games the Eagles are doing the lousiness on D to an extent that is only surpassed by the Saints (of course). On t’udder side of the field Cousins is grasping for the Slurs QB throne with a 70% plus completion rating over the same period. Trouble is, them Washington folks have trouble winning when they have to take a stagecoach to a game. Folks, this is the NFC East’s homage to The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, all wrapped up in one debacle. Enjoy.
Your “What Night Is It Anyway?” NFC East Fiasco Open Thread
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Oddly enough, the hallways in my high school were denoted by letters. There actually was a D-Hall. It’s where the computer lab and tech shop were.
“Do we have a white running back?”
–Chip Kelly
Demarco More like DERPmarco Murray, amirite?
So as an addendum to that story, Giants and Jets games banned beer at night games a for a while and there was a scholarly article written in the 1989 Journal of Sports and Social Issues on the Great Pumpkin game as a case study of sports fan behavior.
http://people.wku.edu/douglas.smith/Sports%20Crowd%20Behavior.pdf
Good times.
The guy the genius coach signed to a big deal. Paying dividends again eh Chip?
Raise your hand if you enjoyed the shot of “sad and shocked” Eagles fan.
**raises hand**
DeMarco Murray questions why he doesn’t get a lot of handoffs. Now he knows.
But… But that was a lateral.
Season’s over.
I suspect the Rosasea affected dermatoids may win this game.
You’re in my brain again.
Sweet, beautiful derp.
DERPMARCO MURRAY
Just when you thought the derp couldn’t get any derpier…
Saw that shit coming
Oh that is hilarious.
So Fetushead did a bad: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report–hgh–other-drugs-were-shipped-to-peyton-manning-s-wife-025038551.html
ps hope you all had a lovely christmas/holiday/boozeathon
A little too much PED on his pizza
Someone told him HGH was just like overclocking a CPU, so he didn’t think there was anything wrong with it.
Well, that ends any thought of a potential playoff equine QB controversy. PeyPey smh
If true it shows how desperate he was to recover. Sounds like it is from one source and the guy’s name is “Sly”? Needs a lot of corroboration.
BOTH of these teams are “special”!
So much short bus; Far too much time.
Any notable derp so far this half? My groceries arrived, so I’ve been putting things in places for the last 15 minutes.
Buddy Cole Giants Stadium memories:
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/198810170nyj.htm
October 17, 1988, anyone who was there will never forget the Great Pumpkin Game (it needs an oral history article on its’ 30 anniversary). My two uncles were at this Monday Night affair, and can still remember the mayhem as if it were yesterday.
So this was Mark Gastineau’s last game as a Jet as he retired midseason to take care of Brigitte Nielsen… and the Bills go up 31-7 at halftime. Then it got nasty.
Video of this game will show a blowup doll designed to look like Nielsen being passed throughout the stadium, and a gigantic pumpkin. When the latter was confiscated in the third quarter, the masses chanted “We want the pumpkin! We want the pumpkin!” and the outnumbered security guards gave it back to them. Little fires were set all around the stadium and a smoke bomb went off in the upper deck. My uncles said people were lighting promotional hats on fire and just tossing them wherever.
As they were going down to get to the car, they saw numerous dumpsters set on fire in the parking lot and a group of five teenagers running around and beating the shit out of anyone they could get their hands on, so they sprinted like hell and got out of there.
This is just awesome.
Ah the old NFL was so great
That’s an awesome story!
Damn. I feel insufficient as an NFL fan.
Remedial offense game?
The dreaded Competent Eagles sequence
Slightly more surmountable lead?
AW YEAH, BUTTERCUP! BUILD ME UP JUST TO LET ME DOWN!
Bwain hurry understandy Cwissmas.
I am a pen & ink guy. I absolutely LOVE this style of art. Great fucking picture.
20 minutes to go. Let’s see some prevent defense!
At least I have hockey tomorrow. The Flyers have only been a huge disappoint for half the season so far!
For those that know a touch of art history combined with shitty TV:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a45c86ab0e174e360cae19569bfa5105/tumblr_nw9he6Do2b1qzquyeo1_1280.jpg
Beautiful.
So everyone on this highway is having a heart attack?
The guy who took a knee and ran out the half on the opponent’s 5 yard line is going to clinch the division title tonight.
PARITY!
Also, MAINSTREAMING!
Besting the crosseyed QB traded for by his QB coach genius with the unbeatable offense.
Boo! Watching Cousins fail is funnier.
I gues it’s time:
Insurmountable lead?
Seeing the light of hope go out of Eagles fans’ eyes is like Christmas all over again.
In case anyone was wondering, I had to replace my Dalton-Eifert dominant duo with Cousins-Reed, and it’s worked out pretty good. The last time I started Kirk Cousins he had 0 interceptions, but that was only because the integer variable rolled over.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/9c10232840a2e0c63e37ca2daef718e5/tumblr_nougxavfHX1qlrxgfo6_1280.jpg
OK, I’m done. Off my chest.
Damn that was a nice catch
Eagles have dropped like 4 picks and 6 sure TDs this game.
third down, pass short of the sticks, drink
Shit we were waiting for a reason?!
Maybe….maybe Andy Reid was really good at challenges, years ago. Maybe, it’s being coach of the Eagles that makes people shitty at challenges!
Penalty, reaching, fifteen yards.
Lovie challenges this.
BLEERGH IS PLEASED WITH THE BOUNTIFUL HARVEST
hit the ground before AND after he rolled over. Lying honky motherfucker. You just can;t trust THOSE people, if you now what I mean.
BLEERGH MANIFESTS IN PHILLY
Cooper seems to have engaged a black man in some sort of conflict and come out the worse for wear.
Buddy Cole’s Family tales:
I am, in a twist of confusion, not from Toronto but northern New Jersey. My uncle has had Jets season tickets since they moved to Giants Stadium in 1984, and my Giants fan father sometimes would get cajoled into seeing games because, eh, football.
The seats in the old place were in Section 333, somewhat like the Eagles 700 Level. I went to about 9 games from ages 7-9 during the Parcells era. Highlights of those years:
* Drunks twisting mustard packs so tightly they would explode on contact when thrown at people in the lower levels.
* There was a dude in the section named Muehlgay, who printed out sticker nameplates that everyone with the late 90s shitty jersey du jour would put over (namely Glenn Foley and Neil O’Donnell)
* The head honcho of the section was a guy named Rat King, who in addition to being Ozzy Osbourne’s limo driver, presided of Section 333 anarchy.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
Pretty enjoyable book:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41S0VZMXEGL.jpg
Merry Christmas back at ya.
That whole series is pretty good!
Enjoyed it and couldn’t put Shogun down.
That….actually sounds pretty fun. I kinda want to try that mustard packet thing.
Cooper dropped that ball like it had black people cooties ,, smh
Carey says it’s incomplete. That’s a completed pass, Eagles gain 42.
As per usual, call on the field rules the day,
Video is 70% useless.
Oh my fucking god this team
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