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Was @ Phi: Over their last eight games the Eagles are doing the lousiness on D to an extent that is only surpassed by the Saints (of course). On t’udder side of the field Cousins is grasping for the Slurs QB throne with a 70% plus completion rating over the same period. Trouble is, them Washington folks have trouble winning when they have to take a stagecoach to a game. Folks, this is the NFC East’s homage to The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, all wrapped up in one debacle. Enjoy.
Your “What Night Is It Anyway?” NFC East Fiasco Open Thread
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What happens on a two-point conversion attempt if an offensive player somehow get tackled in their own end zone 98 yards from the line of scrimmage? If no one knows, that’s okay. Odds are Kirk Cousins will someone do that sometime tonight and then we’ll all know.
I’m hoping one-point safety. I’m expecting two-point anti-conversion.
Is it terrible that I’m praying that mistake leads to a Schaubesque collapse of Cousins’ confidence?
While I have the opposite hope, I’m reasonably certain this is gonna happen.
Gus Frerrote feels a great weight lifted from his shoulders.
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I just can’t bring myself to make an oral sex joke about Cousins getting down on his knees…..
You’ll regret it if you don’t.
He’s not from Alabama, so a sex joke about cousins just doesn’t make sense.
My favorite “Philly sports fans are horrible” story is relatively recent, and not actually from football. Seems like a good idea to remind everyone of this one.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407
somehow I missed that the first go-round. Ewwwwwwww
Philly is the fucking worst.
There are a lot more horrifying bad Philly fans stories out there. I appreciate the family friendly selection.
Cousins looked like a real QB on that one play.
Evening everyone. I forgot about this and am watching Mythbusters.
SPOILER: They blow it up.
“BOOM!” wash, rinse, repeat…
Cousins day so far:
#19 was afraid to kneel down.
Jokes are just writing themselves now
Is Trent Green mouthing the shit he’s about to read off the TelePrompTer?
Yes, that was unbelievably fucking dumb. What’s also dumb? No way that Kirk “I threw one interception so now I’m gonna throw four more” Cousins is able to mentally overcome that shit during half time. The forecast calls for DERP.
It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s got to rub it in by taking bad knees as well?
Oh, well done.
I look forward to reading this on the banner on top of the screen.
Going through old comments because I just remembered there was a game on is like being rewarded with an archaeological dig, but this comment is like finding Tutankhamen’s tomb filled with booze, pizza, kittens, and free loose women. And like Tutankhamen’s tomb, I hope I didn’t catch anything from them.
A friendly reminder…..
UCLA/Nebraska Chicken Bowl is still a thing.
I’m watching it right now and I have absolutely no idea why.
Ditto.
I think I need to find a hobby.
BRING IN RG3 FOR THE SECOND HALF!
Half time goes by quick when the entire Internet is mocking the Redskins
Ah yes, the 20th anniversary of this game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph-wkS-4HfY
“Pffft, who needs to shovel the show out, it’s a meaningless game in December!”
Kind of bittersweet considering Spanos and the NFL are trying to skip town.
Kirk Cousins could come out and go 17/14 for infinity yards and 200 touchdowns in the second half……and this would still be remembered as the game where he completely shit the bed by kneeling when he was supposed to spike it.
And this was the moment that KSK became KKC, Kneeling Kirk Cousins.
I want to see Cowher beat Deion’s ass.
Sounds like an odd porno.
I’d watch it.
That wasn’t a Victory formation, it was a Contradictory formation
Let’s all welcome back Kirk Cousins, the Kirk Cousins of football.
Want an Ertz donut?
I like how Chubby told everyone what play he was planning on running if Cousins hadn’t had a Cousins moment.
He’s confident the Eagles couldn’t stop a nose bleed at this point.
“Add salt to it!”
“No, take some aspirin!”
“Give him the Heimlich!”
It’s the Eagles,”hit him AGAIN!” is probably the consensus view.
“Make sure he doesn’t swallow his tongue!”
I think we close this thread and call it a night. I mean how are we going to follow that?
Okay, we all had a good laugh at the Colts when they ran that “fake” punt that they weren’t supposed to snap, but this was way, way, worse, right?
Gruden throwing him under the bus on the way to the locker room is the best part
I think so.
The Ertz uncovered overthrow seems like a slight hiccup now.
And there was a great sussuration throughout the land, as a million people said, “dafuqwassat?”
The QB took a knee, the game clock continued to run. The first half is over.
And don’t touch my fucking head again you fuckwits.
Was there a head owie that I missed earlier in the half?
There seems to be no shortage of brain damage on either side of the ball.
It’s kinda nice having a stream that’s a bit on delay, cause I know when something really dumb is about to happen and I can be sure to pay attention to the DEEEERP.
Well that was….unexpected…
No, it wasn’t.
THAT’S SO NFC EAST!
SPECIAL NEEDS DIVISION
That kneel down is the NFC East personified
uhhhhh, wha happen???
oh my god
Holy shit. What an idiot!
Furious masturbation
holy what the fucking fuck
What the?!
OH MY GOD THE DERP
This is the stupidest two minutes of football any team has ever played, yes?
Was Cousins’ third move there gonna be a tongue kiss?
Was Cousins about to kiss the Referee?
If Cousins was black, he’d be in a cop car right now
Delayed Derp!
Watching these teams play is like listening to the Chipmonks song slowed down.
Wow, Iggles. Just wow.
WOOO I get the Bone Tomahawk BR this week, and Hateful Eight starts Wednesday!!!
It’s a great time to be a fan of bloody Westerns AND Kurt Russell.
Bone Tomahawk is FUCKED up.
Good to hear! Been looking forward to seeing it.
The Slurs away jerseys scream Ronald McDonald to me.
Eh, the “burgundy” is too dark. Really, it’s the Chiefs that have the McD color scheme, which is appropriate because Andy Reid.
I can see it.
And I am enjoying this Slurs game far too much, not least because it’s making my family insane. They will get back at me during tomorrow’s Jets fuckup, but I can live it up now.
Old burger king maybe
That was a half of completely characteristic fuck ups by both teams. so I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate your next SB champions, the NY Football Giants.
Giants Super Bowl Patriot’s Schadenfreude is some of my favorite Patriot’s Schadenfreude.
She’s really into that trash can.
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