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Was @ Phi: Over their last eight games the Eagles are doing the lousiness on D to an extent that is only surpassed by the Saints (of course). On t’udder side of the field Cousins is grasping for the Slurs QB throne with a 70% plus completion rating over the same period. Trouble is, them Washington folks have trouble winning when they have to take a stagecoach to a game. Folks, this is the NFC East’s homage to The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, all wrapped up in one debacle. Enjoy.
Your “What Night Is It Anyway?” NFC East Fiasco Open Thread
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Local DC artist expresses the feelings of the Dermatoids upon winning the division. Also, I really need to listen to this at the gym.
There is a player on Nebraska whose last name is Newby. I can’t wait for his post-football career as a professional Starcraft player.
FU N00B!!! hahafagg0t.
A perfect circle, Gravity, is also awesome. I will brook no argument on this.
As God is my witness I had no idea there was a game tonight.
You didn’t know that Thursday Night Football was on Saturday? WEIRD.
Where is New Trafford?
(Man v Man has come on now that WOOOO is over)
Old Trafford’s in Manchester, so somewhere fuckin English.
(Irish heritage gets ornery when drinking)
Which do you hate more, the Angles or the Saxons?
Angles help me win pool games.
I sucked at geometry so as far as I’m concerned the Angles can eat a bag of dicks.
Google says it doesn’t actually exist!
It’s like the Dakotas. There’s a North Dakota, and a South Dakota, BUT NO ACTUAL DAKOTA.
But there is a Lokata. Wait, they’re a people.
Jordan Reed is absolutely torching RGIII in the radio side.
“The difference was leadership… quaterback play is so much better with Kirk in there.”
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Jordan Reed likes the guy who throws to him every other play? SHOCKER.
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That’s why Steve Smith Sr. said his favorite quarterback was Jake Delhomme. Because when Delhomme was his QB the entire offense was “throw the ball to Steve Smith Sr.”
Hells yeah DJAX! If you in a gang, it’s a DC GANG NOW! WOOO! HAIL!
Is it worth noting that I’ve had this song stuck in my head during this entire game? I was back home this last week and spent a lot of time driving around, which is the only time I listen to the radio.
Washingon will somehow win the Wild Card game to further lose draft positioning, and the SUPER SUNDEE COOCHness will delve even further into delusion. The long-con is fun thing.
Psh, you right, but you still a bama.
i’m just jelly imo
One day, I really want to say “I’ll lade your marma” and have it actually make sense in context
….to rest.”
And in a last twist, Kirk Cousins FAILS to take a knee.
He just falls down? Sounds about right.
Actually, “Redacteds” almost fits in the fight song. HAIL!
Billy Bragg & Wilco’s Way Over Yonder is really a great fucking song.
Agreed. That’s Natalie Merchant singing in the background too.
I did not know that. I like me some Natalie Merchant.
Same here. You listen to a lot of alt-country/americana? You kept mentioning Prine last night too.
I listen to damn near anything except modern country. And if you don’t le John Prine you have no soul.
I would love Cousins to spike one here.
The Eagles are fighting intelligently to the end. You can tell how well coached they are.
It’s almost hard to believe they didn’t score three times in four minutes with five yard dump-offs to the middle of the field. I mean, how does that not work out for you?
I HAVE CONFLICTING FEELINGS! I AM AMBIVALENT ABOUT FOOTBALL!
Oh wait, my wine is empty. That’s the problem. BRB.
You gots work to do.
SHIT TRENT IS HURT! I HATE FOOTBALL!
that escalated quickly
wine is a multiplier of great force
Hey, you remember how Kirk Cousins epically derped? And now the Eagles are gonna lose anyway? And also the Eagles beat the Patriots?
I LOVE FOOTBALL!
Transitive property go!
I have not heard Eagles call in radio for a while; still the same clientele?
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That is a most Ohio story, indeed.
Is that a young Emily Deschanel? Now we now how she got so interested in bone-related crime.
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That was a crooked, dead-end road you drove down for that joke…. and it was worth it.
Washington blowing this would be like mainlining Dilaudid.
Don’t mind if I do!
Can’t argue with that logic!
Dilaudid is FUN
I love this song cause I know all these places, also, works so much better for the DMV than it does for NYC
You ever hear G Love’s “I 76?” Does the same thing for Philly.
I’ll have to look it up, it ain’t my home town, but I’ve got a fair amount of connection to Philly, so I would probably enjoy it. My mother hates Philadelphia, she lived in a shitty area there for a year or two in the 70’s and has fun stories about getting really resistant to TB and her mentally unstable roommate who joined a cult. Also, she calls the Schuylkill expressway the “Sure Kill” expressway.
Everyone calls it that, with good reason. It’s dangerous in GOOD conditions, if there is any sort of precipitation, you’re fucked.
I’ve driven it, but I learned how to drive in downtown DC and on the Beltway, so my idea of dangerous is kinda skewed. Also, I’m really good at parallel parking.
I’ve driven everywhere, and I found its not me I have to worry about, it’s everyone else. Although the I-10 interchange in San Antonio is kinda hairy. It’s the place they used for REM’s Verybody Hurts video.
That’s the problem with DC. People from DC don’t have cars. All the people with cars are transplants. Half of them are from the north and want to drive aggressively and laugh at the weather, while neglecting to account for ice or use chains or anything they would fit their car out with back home. Half are from the south and have never driven in anything approaching cold and want to drive slower than the speed limit, but occasionally are inspired to emulate the northern drivers. It’s a deadly mix.
My buddy is DVR’ing the Comcast Eagles Postgame, because we’re gonna be YouTubing music and such and won’t watch it, but he wants the “unfiltered, unspun despair and hate” the show will display. I support this.
But the FCC still exists.
Non broadcast
He’s comparing it to the Monday morning drive time radio, which makes sense. By then, a narrative will take hold, tonight, it’s all suicidal sadness.
Excuse me for a moment. I need to dance around in an embarrassing fashion. Cause HAIL! I mean CRAP! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
**Enthusiasm somewhat tempered by the fact that this is a three game win streak, and this is somehow exciting***
Playoffs are never to be taken for granted.
That turf at FedEx field has ruined more Cousins and brothers than incest laws
Banner quote!
THIS EAGLES TEAM I CALL THEM JERRY LEE LEWIS’ WIFE BECAUSE THEY KEEP GETTING FUCKED BY COUSINS.
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Looks like a rerun of 2012 if Seattle can nail down the 5 seed. That turf is scary. Cost us a D-lineman last time, as well as the Redskins’ QB
“Turf” is the polite name for it.
spray painted parking lot annex?
That’s more accurate. Though to be 100% correct you should add the word “poorly” to the front.
And like that, tomorrow nights flexed SNF game is fucking meaningless. FUCK YOU NFL AND YOUR NFC EAST FETISH
“HAIL! WOOOHOOO! WE’RE GONNA WIN IT ALL!!!”
-Irrational interior Redskins fan part
“Crap, we gonna get the crap beat outta us in the Wild Card, and we’ll get a harder schedule and shittier draft pick next year”
-Rational interior Redskins fan part
So will we see you Super Sundee, Cooch?
WOOO! I mean, CRAP! I mean, WOOO! I mean…crapwoo?
“I’m not your coach! HE survived!”
Dan Snyder, furiously gratifying himself to …himself.
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS TEAM BEAT THE GODDAMN PATRIOTS
Magic?
punt return, punt block, and fumble? all returned for touchdowns. Was it a fumble or int? Already can’t remember.
I think the Patriots pulled a Globetrotters, they goofed off and toyed with the Washington Generals so much that they didn’t leave enough time to win.
Even the football gods have a sense of humor.
Gronk and Amendola were out?
going for 2, because they CAN
Come on Conversion Safety!
TIL former Viking Alan Page is a Minnesota Supreme Court Associate Justice.
Wonder if he will get to rule on any of the
BLM protester court cases
Man, the Eagles are soooooo bad.
THIS is an insurmountable lead. Wooooooo YouTube channel time!!
Lucky PierreDOWN!! KILL SHOT!!!!!
Holy shit, the Redacteds have united the Lucky Pierres? No wonder they are unstoppable!
Yes, I know the name McVay from some shitty Giants head coach. NOOOOO no other reason to know that name.
That would be Tom McVay’s grandson Sean haha.
Its just not that common to have batteries on your person any more. Might be why none came flying just there.
So, to get waaaay ahead of myself, if the Rosasea Dermatoids somehow sacrifice enough goats or whatever and end up in the Super Bowl, y’all are all invited to a viewing party at my place.
That shot was maybe not a good idea, hey?
Nah, I have a realistic view of both a) The chances of that actually happening, and b) The chances of anyone actually coming to Chicago if it does. And if it does actually happen? I can afford enough plastic sheeting to cover my whole apartment.
I have two uncles in the Chicago area. One is a great guy, haven’t seen him since my mom’s funeral. One is an asshole, needs a beating. I’d make the trip for the side bonus of taking care of a few things.
Remember the last person to make that offer? Haven’t seem VMB since…
Indeed, what happened to her?
Though, to be fair, I’m not proposing an orgy. There would be a lot more of me yelling at the teevee in my Kerrigan jersey than at most orgies.
I like my Kerrigan orgies more Nancy IMO
We’ve obviously been to very different orgies.
No idea, maybe someone else does. Or maybe this place is like an alcohol neverland, and once you sober up you can never come back.
Christmas surprise part the second:
Pugs are easy to draw, and somehow look even DUMBER in pencil.
I love how baby pugs already have all the skin they’ll have for their whole life. Also, they make excellent space heaters.
I’m 6’5″, 270. I am a space heater.
Holy shit! The announcers actually understood what was happening on that play?
Or they’re good at bullshitting with a straight face.
I will never understand the rule where youc an take the ball, run back a bit, and then just take the mulligan and get spotted back at the original point of contact.
And Philly boos an injury. KEEPIN IT CLASSY.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Hah! Great minds, etc.
Ah, classy Philly fans booing the injured player.
Jinx, owe you a beer
Got one! Pour yourself a shot and we’ll call it even.
Prost!
Slainte.
That’s…that’s a Vet commemorative stomach tattoo.
Well his stomach looks like demolition so it is only fitting.
That was supposed to be an I.
Deelightful.
Perfectly fine, perfectly normal.
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