Your Sunday Night Open Thread

Min @ GB: Well! That was an interesting day right up until the booze made a guy go to SleepyTown. Both these teams are in the playoffs. Playoffs? So why don’t we pray that no one gets deaded and get this thing over with.

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Romonobyl

Has anyone informed the car companies that the holidays ARE FUCKING OVER ALREADY?!?!?

Senor Weaselo

It isn’t Epiphany yet!

Spanky Datass

Seriously!

Jingle my balls “Happy Honda Days”!

Senor Weaselo

So the bad news is the Jets Jetsed. The good news is I had a gig so I missed pretty much all of it, and then I saw Star Wars. And the Patriots gave up the 1 seed.

So I guess all in all it was a pretty good day?

makeitsnowondem

The Vikings are running the four-minute offense with twelve minutes left with the confidence of a team that expects Mike McCarthy to pick up the slack.

Old School Zero

Niners had a sweaty transient coaching a team that publicly torpedoed their QB and had many stars retire or leave. They still got one more win than the Chargers.

Tomsula to the Chargers in 2016! Nowhere to go but up!

JustStopDude
Doktor Zymm

Does AP have ass whiplash?

JustStopDude
Doktor Zymm

I own a couple brain jelly molds, both full and mini sized.

Romonobyl

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JustStopDude
fleshwound_NPG

[never shits again]

Romonobyl

Notice the little rat turd at the end?

ThePirateSloth

Cris; New Age Linebackers can run.

Linebackers before now simply walked everywhere.

God dammit, Cris kills my fucking brain cells with how fucking stupid he is.

Doktor Zymm

“You have to go for it here, don’t you?”

No. You don’t. You could just give up.

makeitsnowondem

One of football’s simplest and best pleasures is watching Mike McCarthy run the clock out on himself.

makeitsnowondem

Just using absolutely every second of that play clock with sixteen minutes left.

JustStopDude
Doktor Zymm

That’s actually pretty kickass

Old School Zero

Looks like you can slide that one thing over to cover up the opening for the whites in case you want whole eggs.

ThePirateSloth

“Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Separated or fertilized?”

/goes home alone

fleshwound_NPG

Hoodie Life

nomonkeyfun

So Mike Mcarthy took over the play calling. How will we know the difference.

ballsofsteelandfury

Right?

ballsofsteelandfury

I love that this result is enabling make it snow to blow up a perfectly respectable betting pool.

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I like this. If the Packers fuck this one away, it’ll mean they lost all of their divisional home games.

Gratliff

GOOD FUCK HIM

Recovery Whiskey

Oh nice. AP out of the game.

nomonkeyfun

Who will they switch him for?

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Mmmm… fuck the Packers.

hippofant

I love the way the defense, instead of normally celebrating their touchdown like madmen, they all turn around all confused and looking for directions.

ballsofsteelandfury

Welcome to Goodell’s NFL!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

I love you.

Romonobyl

Mom, I’d like you to meet…

hippofant

What… what is she looking at? Is Mutombo standing behind me?

fleshwound_NPG

NFC North, a glorious, everlasting tire fire since 2002

Recovery Whiskey

When they lost Tampa Bay all the remaining teams had to take up some of the slack

Romonobyl

Looks a little incomplete-passy to me.

Spur

Am out. I have my first real day of work in almost two weeks tomorrow. See you guys for the next playoff game thread or Star Wars post.

Romonobyl

Right behind you…not literally of course, that would be weird.

makeitsnowondem

Empty hand.

Recovery Whiskey

Both of these teams is going to be one and done

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tonight.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Time for The Americans/Deadwood.
/behave yourselves

Dunstan

+1 Keri Russell

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Mr. Ayo

I just looked up yellow bone. Learn something new everyday.

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Mike Zimmer looks like the Platonic ideal of every angry corporate middle manager ever.

WCS

If you tell that to his face, he’ll beat into a coma with your own shoes.

Dunstan

“After reviewing the play, it is confirmed that that was a fucking amazing catch.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ThePirateSloth
Romonobyl

Sex and the Married Man? Obviously there’s a third person involved somewhere.

ThePirateSloth

Well that was phenomenally stupid.

fleshwound_NPG

Fucking horrible derp
Fucking amazing catch

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Teddyception!

Doktor Zymm

Romonobyl

Is Bridgewater the opposite of Tunneldirt?

Doktor Zymm

And if you put them together you get the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel

makeitsnowondem

Has Zimmer watched this game? If Bridgewater were any more patient he’d have died six times already.

Horatio Cornblower

No one would talk to you before that either Bobby. Because you’re an asshole.

Spur
Romonobyl

How did you find my wedding night video?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, 30 year old Phil Collins song.
Nice unexpected royalty bonus.

JustStopDude
King Hippo

overall, our Lord hath been pretty quiet today

makeitsnowondem

Shariff don’t like it.

Romonobyl

Rock the cash bar…

Recovery Whiskey

Collinsworth explaining how Rodgers can’t go balls deep

JustStopDude

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This GIF pairs nicely with the wieners picture.

ThePirateSloth

Just the tip, baby, just for a minute to see how it feels.

ThePirateSloth

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My 20 year old roommate sees no problem with taking my Corralejo Reposado and mixing it with a fucking Simply Limeade… “but it’s just tequila! What’s the difference if it’s this or Cuervo?!?!?!”

It’s a good thing I get along really well with his mom (who is also my roommate), or I might have had to choke him.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I am serious.
And I just fucked Shirley.

Doktor Zymm

That boy is an idiot.

Recovery Whiskey

“Good friends with his mom, who is also my roommate.”

Go on…

theeWeeBabySeamus

I smell a reality porno shoot.

nomonkeyfun

Don’t choke him, otherwise you don’t have a with his Mommy, assuming she is attractive.

Old School Zero

“GODDAMNIT YOU LITTLE SHIT CUERVO’S BARELY TEQUILA; IT’S JUST CARAMEL COLORED FLOP SWEAT FROM TIJUANA! THIS is distilled from the finest angel tears and distilled using methods to refined for your pea brain to even handle. GO BACK TO THE FLAVORED VODKAS YOU KNOW NOTHING STACK OF BIRD DROPPINGS!”

Romonobyl

But how do you…feel?

ThePirateSloth

That’s part of why they moved in with me. Boy needs some learnin on things.

entropy

“Some” leanin? Sounds to me like you’d be better off slapping what little knowledge that’s present clean out of his damn fool head, hollow it all out, and make a living USB drive out of him.

ThePirateSloth

Yea, but it’s not like we were any smarter when we were 20. I give him a little slack on things like this because, you know, 20.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Seriously that is some stupid fucking shit.

Spur

I’m surprised Goodell hasn’t banned hoodies…yet.

Recovery Whiskey

They will the minute grumblelord retires

theeWeeBabySeamus

I LOVE tender wieners.

nomonkeyfun

I love hard weiners.

Guess Who.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Trick question?

Spur

HGH reformed my neck.