Are you smelling it? No, not the Hippo fart, It’s something even more intoxicating! The playoffs are so close. I’m genuinely hyped for this. On top of the football action Jim Boeheim comes back from his 9 game suspension just in time to get absolutely frickin’ crushed by [spits on ground] U*NC. By the by, QB Dalton has been ruled out for tomorrow’s game against the Steelers. Pittsburgh in a blowout? Pittsburgh in a blowout.
D-Jax said recently that Chip’s firing was “karma”. I say that dropping the ball before you cross the goal line is “unfathomable idiocy”. OLD MAN ALERT: QB Newton blarfed his son as “Chosen”. This was in lieu of naming him Cam junior. Let this honorific be etched across the backs of stolen PC’s the world over!
Kevin Greene, he of 160 career sacks (3rd all time) is listed as a finalist for the NFL Hall of Fame. I say, LET THE MAN IN! The dude is third behind Bruce Smith and Reggie White and was an entertaining MF to boot. Nugget-wise, I must mention that DE Watt is at 74.5 sacks at the age of 26. Barring a serious injury you have to think he’ll end up very close to the top. Colin Cowherd or some other contrarian dumbass would point out that “he doesn’t have even one intercept yet!”. This was a criticism of the original LT back in the day. The response being, “you want the best pass-rusher of his generation to drop back into coverage?”. SMGDH. Credit where it is due-the guy imposes his will on the opposition.
On the court there be not a single compelling game that I can see although Tor, Cle, SA, Mia, G.S., and OKC are playing. The NHL has Bos, Chi and StL skating about the place. Grown Boy’s College Basketball has the likes of Valpo, Yale, Kent State and Utah stinking up the court. Oh well, I’m sure we’ll get through it somehow. TO THE COMMENTS!
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Today on a very special After School Presentation.
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Sploosh.
Back in the day I didn’t understand all the implications the writers and director were puttin’ down here. I sure many granny panties were bunched and pearls clutched….and letters written….. and soaring ratings… were had.
And I was definitely home from school on time that day.
All us kids learned a lot that day and made it possible to enjoy “Chained Heat” much more.
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“Waiting for Farrah.”
Tonight only at the civic light opera theatrical association.
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There you go.
She has the “It’ll be Taco Tuesday” look.
J.J. Watt is already doing his warm ups.
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Teh joke; I kilt it.
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THIS was supposed to go with the above…… FUCK.
Well, according to the press.
I think it’s the beer that makes beer taste so good.
Is football on yet? No? Damn. Imma go get breakfast.
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Think I’ll do the gym first then breakfast.
I’m seriously considering a Jersey Shore sub for food today.
Guess I should allocate some additional time at the gym.
Mmmm ham, cappicola , prosciutto and provalone.
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Woke up at 4 AM thinking I died in a firefight. Fuck, I haven’t had a nightmare in years, but that shit was absolutely terrifying.
I don’t even remember the last war movie I watched, aside from Star Wars… Why are our brains such bastards??
A guy I work with; his brother was in Iraq; he has to take pills every night for that shit; not good.
Girl: I’m heading back down to the bar.
Me: Okay
Girl:What are you doing?
Me:Cooking an omelet.
Girl:I’m not hungry
Me:I didn’t offer.
Girl: You’re an asshole
Me: No shit…
I think I have discovered why at 33, I am still single.
I LOVE that movie.
I refuse to take it off my iPhone. It’s always there when I need it.
That was fucking brilliant. You should be proud of that one.
Let’s face it, we’re probably not talking about the future Mrs. JustStopDude.
Friend of mine, a couple years older than you, just got engaged. We’re joking about trying to get every stripper he’s ever dated to work his bachelor party.
She’s heading BACK to the bar at 1:15 am and YOU’RE the asshole?
Welp………………..
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He paid an extra $50 for that.
Or ¥5000
The moment Rodan was defeated.
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Post colitis omelet was good. t was cheese and mushroom. Trivial night…I think I came into second to last place.
But what about your finish in trivia night?
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Guess I’ll set this up myself.
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Press play.
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That there is a great tune.
OK………….
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I love you fucking guys.
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Give that man a medal.
Tired?
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Well now my back is killing me…and I completely dicked over some weirdo that showed up to the bar I drink at.
So apparently a Cincinnati radio issued a “rape warning” because of the ben, and naturally steeler fans are objecting to this.
You know, the fans who have been calling ray Lewis a murderer for the last 16 years
I never claimed we were smart. Or possessed self-awareness. Or could laugh at ourselves.
HEY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I’LL KILL YOU I’LL KILL YOUR FAMILY STEELERNATION FOR LIFE FUCKERS RIDE AND DIE
Yep, I heard the “Severe Big Ben Warning” and left a link down the page earlier. It’s funny and dick-jokey.
Here it is again!
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Just rewatched that this week. Great flick and Kevin Smith’s wife looks like shit compared to Larter, Elizabeth, and Dushku.
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So, there are only like three people awake, but I’m going throw this out there anyway–
I have two boxes of thin mints in my kitchen that are after their expiration date. I believe Thin Mints are an abomination and expiration dates are merely a suggestion. Who wants them?
Throw ’em to the wolves outside.
Pretty confident there aren’t wolves in NW DC…
Then throw ’em to the Irish, acting as Wolves, in conjunction with the super SUPER IRISH, and the…. aw, fuck you, Rowles.
If you don’t have milk and/or weed toss ’em.
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Time to teach a new vocabulary word: yonic.
My go-to move for stale cookies is crumbling them in ice cream.
Goddamn it. I am a whore. One of these days my dick is going to get me killed.
Go on…
Trivia night at the bar I live above…only I left to go “smoke” with the girl this clueless fucker sat down at the bar next to me in the first round
And then…
Somebody brought blue dream.
I’ll check in periodically.
Oh shit.
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Deceiving gif award.
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#NuttedButSheStillSuckin
Got me with that one.
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I know I don’t watch a lot of the “roundball,” but how the fuck are the Lakers within one of OKC?
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Anyone else waiting for the signal?
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Damn .gif didn’t work.
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Was someone worrying earlier about Moose running out of gifs? Because I think we have nothing to fear but fear itself.
“Well, she WAS good in the sack.”
-Luke
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