Your Friday Night Open Thread

Are you smelling it? No, not the Hippo fart, It’s something even more intoxicating! The playoffs are so close. I’m genuinely hyped for this. On top of the football action Jim Boeheim comes back from his 9 game suspension just in time to get absolutely frickin’ crushed by [spits on ground] U*NC. By the by, QB Dalton has been ruled out for tomorrow’s game against the Steelers. Pittsburgh in a blowout? Pittsburgh in a blowout.

D-Jax said recently that Chip’s firing was “karma”. I say that dropping the ball before you cross the goal line is “unfathomable idiocy”. OLD MAN ALERT: QB Newton blarfed his son as “Chosen”. This was in lieu of naming him Cam junior. Let this honorific be etched across the backs of stolen PC’s the world over!

Kevin Greene, he of 160 career sacks (3rd all time) is listed as a finalist for the NFL Hall of Fame. I say, LET THE MAN IN! The dude is third behind Bruce Smith and Reggie White and was an entertaining MF to boot. Nugget-wise, I must mention that DE Watt is at 74.5 sacks at the age of 26. Barring a serious injury you have to think he’ll end up very close to the top. Colin Cowherd or some other contrarian dumbass would point out that “he doesn’t have even one intercept yet!”. This was a criticism of the original LT back in the day. The response being, “you want the best pass-rusher of his generation to drop back into coverage?”. SMGDH. Credit where it is due-the guy imposes his will on the opposition.

On the court there be not a single compelling game that I can see although Tor, Cle, SA, Mia, G.S., and OKC are playing. The NHL has Bos, Chi and StL skating about the place. Grown Boy’s College Basketball has the likes of Valpo, Yale, Kent State and Utah stinking up the court. Oh well, I’m sure we’ll get through it somehow. TO THE COMMENTS!

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laserguru

Today on a very special After School Presentation.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Back in the day I didn’t understand all the implications the writers and director were puttin’ down here. I sure many granny panties were bunched and pearls clutched….and letters written….. and soaring ratings… were had.

laserguru

And I was definitely home from school on time that day.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

All us kids learned a lot that day and made it possible to enjoy “Chained Heat” much more.

laserguru

“Waiting for Farrah.”
Tonight only at the civic light opera theatrical association.

laserguru

There you go.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She has the “It’ll be Taco Tuesday” look.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THIS was supposed to go with the above…… FUCK.

Well, according to the press.

laserguru

I think it’s the beer that makes beer taste so good.

Doktor Zymm

Is football on yet? No? Damn. Imma go get breakfast.

laserguru

Think I’ll do the gym first then breakfast.
I’m seriously considering a Jersey Shore sub for food today.
Guess I should allocate some additional time at the gym.
Mmmm ham, cappicola , prosciutto and provalone.

The Maestro

Woke up at 4 AM thinking I died in a firefight. Fuck, I haven’t had a nightmare in years, but that shit was absolutely terrifying.

I don’t even remember the last war movie I watched, aside from Star Wars… Why are our brains such bastards??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A guy I work with; his brother was in Iraq; he has to take pills every night for that shit; not good.

JustStopDude

Girl: I’m heading back down to the bar.

Me: Okay

Girl:What are you doing?

Me:Cooking an omelet.

Girl:I’m not hungry

Me:I didn’t offer.

Girl: You’re an asshole

Me: No shit…

I think I have discovered why at 33, I am still single.

Beerguyrob

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ballsofsteelandfury

I LOVE that movie.

Beerguyrob

I refuse to take it off my iPhone. It’s always there when I need it.

ballsofsteelandfury

That was fucking brilliant. You should be proud of that one.

Let’s face it, we’re probably not talking about the future Mrs. JustStopDude.

Doktor Zymm

Friend of mine, a couple years older than you, just got engaged. We’re joking about trying to get every stripper he’s ever dated to work his bachelor party.

Horatio Cornblower

She’s heading BACK to the bar at 1:15 am and YOU’RE the asshole?

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ballsofsteelandfury

He paid an extra $50 for that.

ballsofsteelandfury

Or ¥5000

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JustStopDude

Post colitis omelet was good. t was cheese and mushroom. Trivial night…I think I came into second to last place.

Senor Weaselo

But what about your finish in trivia night?

Beerguyrob
laserguru
laserguru
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laserguru

I love you fucking guys.

JustStopDude
Senor Weaselo

Give that man a medal.

JustStopDude

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Tired?

JustStopDude

Well now my back is killing me…and I completely dicked over some weirdo that showed up to the bar I drink at.

Brocky

So apparently a Cincinnati radio issued a “rape warning” because of the ben, and naturally steeler fans are objecting to this.

You know, the fans who have been calling ray Lewis a murderer for the last 16 years

WCS

I never claimed we were smart. Or possessed self-awareness. Or could laugh at ourselves.

HEY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I’LL KILL YOU I’LL KILL YOUR FAMILY STEELERNATION FOR LIFE FUCKERS RIDE AND DIE

Spanky Datass

Yep, I heard the “Severe Big Ben Warning” and left a link down the page earlier. It’s funny and dick-jokey.

Here it is again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHEKsj8tmR4

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just rewatched that this week. Great flick and Kevin Smith’s wife looks like shit compared to Larter, Elizabeth, and Dushku.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So, there are only like three people awake, but I’m going throw this out there anyway–

I have two boxes of thin mints in my kitchen that are after their expiration date. I believe Thin Mints are an abomination and expiration dates are merely a suggestion. Who wants them?

WCS

Throw ’em to the wolves outside.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pretty confident there aren’t wolves in NW DC…

WCS

Then throw ’em to the Irish, acting as Wolves, in conjunction with the super SUPER IRISH, and the…. aw, fuck you, Rowles.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If you don’t have milk and/or weed toss ’em.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Time to teach a new vocabulary word: yonic.

WhyEaglesWhy

My go-to move for stale cookies is crumbling them in ice cream.

JustStopDude

Goddamn it. I am a whore. One of these days my dick is going to get me killed.

Beerguyrob

Go on…

JustStopDude

Trivia night at the bar I live above…only I left to go “smoke” with the girl this clueless fucker sat down at the bar next to me in the first round

Beerguyrob

And then…

laserguru

Somebody brought blue dream.

I’ll check in periodically.

Oh shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

#NuttedButSheStillSuckin

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I know I don’t watch a lot of the “roundball,” but how the fuck are the Lakers within one of OKC?

WCS

Anyone else waiting for the signal?

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WCS

Damn .gif didn’t work.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Was someone worrying earlier about Moose running out of gifs? Because I think we have nothing to fear but fear itself.

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