A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn’t look very good but we’re in “PLAYOFF MODE” now. LOSER GOES HOME…JUST LIKE THE WINNER! Okay, I’m sure you know what I mean because we all type English here. We’ve endured some weird crap over the course of the season and now it’s win or you’re gone time.
KC @ HOU: Does anyone remember the 1-5 Chiefs? They were without not only hope but also J.C. and were looking at the likes of Spencer “Who?” Ware and Charcandrick “Huh?” West to right the ship running game-wise. And umm, WOW! they did it. That actually happened. The even more surprising occurrence was the transformation of QB Smith from a “Spaghetti-Armed Game Manager” into a “Spaghetti-Armed Slight Difference-Maker”! Wonders will simply not cease to exist no matter how much I want them to… This has to be HC Reid’s best coaching job, don’t you think? Speaking of thinking, methinks the only way for the Texans to get out of this with a win is for their two most dominant players to go nuts, right? If DE Watt collapses his side of the line on an on-going basis and WR Hopkins catches 12+ balls things have a chance of going Houston’s way. If either becomes a non-factor the odds of a W drop to very close to nil. DE Clowney was held out of practice, was in on Thursday and was out again on Friday. He and his willingness to play hard on every down are listed as questionable.
SEC Scholar-Athlete means you attended all your classes on the first day.
SOMEBODY DID A FOOTBALL THING
INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD
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ALEX SMITH WR TOUCHDOWN INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD
[writes “game over” in notebook with dick]
[JJ Watt wishes he had my groin]
[that sounded bad]
[sorry not sorry]
BLEERGH IS THE LIGHT BRINGER
Welp, this one is over….
SMITHDOWN?! IN A PLAYOFF GAME??!
CTHULU IS NIGH!
TO A WIDE RECEIVER?
TD
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Something happened down!
It’s like both offenses have erectile dysfunction
Back to my original pic spam
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Somehow this still relates to watt
Oh Jesus Christ not everything has to do with Watt, you asshole
Steve Smith: also distracting himself with boobs during this game:
https://twitter.com/89SteveSmith/status/685958374362640384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Kielce stopped dead at the line of scrimmage, and STILL picks up 6. Come on, Houston, get your shit together.
Zymm is a trooper for putting up with our pic spams, one more for her
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Poor Maclin. He’s had a blown out ACL, and he had that one year where he had some weird Alien AIDS thing then got better.
I do actually give a shit about Maclin being injured. I want any and every Ex-Eagle to succeed. Have a distraction, boys.
think he needs a corpse part to replace his ACL. ouch
Now I just want Santos FGs for the DFO contest
Who’s letting Peyton Manning just hang with all those kids alone?
The United Way?
I give less shits about JJ Watt being injured than shits that were eaten in Pink Flamingos.
+10
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They’ll continue talking about Watt after he is out of the game, right?
“And that’s a 65 yard completion for Alex Smith, we now take you to JJ Watt’s reaction on the sideline.”
I hope you like endless close-ups of JJ’s Junk.
As someone who had a 2nd degree groin sprain, I can tell you that you really, really shouldn’t be running around playing football with such an injury.
/strong taek
Kick em when they’re up!
Kick em when they’re down!
“Let’s hope this isn’t serious?”
Fuck off, Gruden, I want this to be the first stage of necrotizing fasciitis eating away at JJ’s fuckin leg.
Oh my. He broke his balls.
J.J. Watt on that last play: ” Muh Dick !”
When Ball so hard goes wrong.
“Ohana means family.”
Yeah, Marcus, we saw Lilo & Stitch, too,
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Is this Free State movie a Civil War movie or is it some porn for the militia movements?
Damn TV Timeout
Way better than the game
Watt’s dickmuscle not gritty enough
Chopped wood?
Gruden gleefully grinds groin of gritty gridiron’r.
Dick muscle hurt AND his hand is hurt?
Sounds like Watt needs to ease up
How fun would it be if this is a shutout?
I want it to end 13-0.
I like how JJ hurt his dick whiffing on Tiny Hands. Dumb, overrated piece of shit.
If you were watching this in a vacuum, would you know it wasn’t a preseason game? I’m not sure Hoyer has met any of the rest of his teammates.
In my head, it’s Thursday.
And the main reason Doopy isn’t playing is because he supposedly doesn’t know the playbook.
Even though he led them to a win and looked good doing it.
very apt, fearless leader
JJ should probably chop a few cords of wood, work that cramp out of his knee.
FUCK YOU JJ I HOPE YOUR KNEE EXPLODES
I’ll be nice to y’all men folks.
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I think my head is literally smaller than one of those.
ouch, her lumbar region
One for you.
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Cheers! I like dem apples!
Looks like Watt needs to go visit Peyton’s wife.
HAIL BLEERGH
Our Lord was not amused.
How did that become 1st and 4? You’re acknowledging the play happened so you can’t replay the down.
I liked it when black entertainment wasn’t just vanilla, schticky pablum with different colored actors.
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Pfft, Beergh
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COME ON DOWN TO HOUSTON WHERE THE DERPAGE NEVER STOPS
Because it’s been over five minutes:
“JJ Watt.”
That just happened. Even with the penalty. That happened.
Thank god for JJ Watt!
LOOGIT THEM TINY FEET CHURN!
The refs should just let that go cause it’s AWESOME.
Haha… even Alex Smith can’t believe how far he ran there.
It really pisses me off that THIS is how KC is going to end its playoff drought.