csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad so that I could have spending money. Pere had the expectation that when I was finished schooling I would join him in the business. One morning during Xmas break I was on my way to make a delivery at a grocery store and the announcer on the radio said, “Congratulations folks, today [insert hometown] is the coldest place in Canada!” Shortly thereafter I decided that the cow liquid business was not for me…
Sea @ Min: TAKE THE UNDER! The Weather Network tells me that by game time it’ll be 1 degree but will feel like -11. This would be a good spot for Peyton because he’s accustomed to not having any feelings in his fingers. But this is the NFL and we can’t have nice things. Sigh. Pundits (that have completely forgotten that Minny has been a dome team for 32 of the last 34 years) think that this will give the Vikes an advantage. Coping with the weather? No. Given these D’s I wouldn’t think that this was going to be a high-scoring game under any circumstance. Seattle did blow the Vikes balls off in wk. 13 but the former was cracking on all 24 cylinders and the latter was missing a couple of safeties, LB Barr and DT Joseph. I give Minny a puncher’s chance here-they’ve got to win the turnover and special teams games. That said, I’m making Seahawks Tyler Lockett my game MVP. Now, START YOUR TYPING FINGERS!
Wait, why doesn’t the endlessly extending plane of the goal line make that a touchdown? DeSean’s not out of bounds until his foot hits the ground, right?
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Deelightful.
I wonder if she gets the…………….. I’ll just pretend she does.
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Relax your throat, sweetie.
With me she’d have to suppress her gag reflex.
*Not because of size.
Spur; thanks for doing those. I went through the thread looking and +1ing them.
So what fucking network is Redacteds/Cheesefuckers on?
Too many channels, too little liquors.
Fox. Starts in 10 minutes
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The Twitter wars between Ufford and Magary might result in a homicide this week.
On the plus side for you Hawks haters, if Seattle plays this derpy next week, Carolina is going to annihilate the Hox.
Yeah, the Vikes game plan and execution had nothing to do with it. They should start paying the opposition too.
We know who is happy.
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Let em out!
The puppies are on the porch and they so want to come out in the yard and play…..let them FREE!!
I have no objection to this thread become a permanent Giada gif thread. In fact, I demand it!
and face, and chest, and tortellini………..
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The Big Daddy rage will beautiful this week. At least we have to be thankful for.
It looks like he’s having an existential crisis now.
I think this may finally break him.
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Nailed 10-9, now gimme that powerball.
/from Canada, not possible
Canadians can win powerball. I think they lose like 60% of the winnings though
Momma Cola and I own a house in Arizona, does that help?
Faces out.
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Gia doing the Andy Dufrense.
I never would have guessed there was such a plethora of Gia gifs.
But she is quite giffy, so good on her.
Hey, there was no #GoHawks at the end.
“Defense was lights out, but I’m still cashing the biggest check on the team. #NANOLIFE”
Well, thank fully the Minnesota Dykeings will pull me through at the leather club tonight.
MINNESOTA RAGE
THESE VIKINGS I CALL THEM JULIUS CAESAR BECAUSE THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS JUST ENDED ON A BRUTAL SHANKING.
That definitely tops my Krusty Burglar one yesterday, I tip my hat to you sir.
Pure Shakespeare
ET TU, BLAIRUS?
You’re not “Possums” on Deadspin, are you? Because literally 4 minutes after this post was:
http://deadspin.com/these-vikings-i-call-them-julius-caesar-because-their-h-1752122400
Huh. That was…
Huh.
Right? I’m not sure how to react to this
Now you know how WCS and I felt yesterday.
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Being that every home team so far has lost, this weekend has set and NFL playoff record for stadium drunkenness, vandalism, fighting, cursing. Imagine sitting in and icebox today in Minneapolis or a cold shower last night in Cinncinnati to see your team lose like THAT.
Jon Ryan shouldn’t be the only special teams player to leave with a broken nose.
I guess they… //removes sunglasses// iced the kicker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Missed Field Goal?: 2002 called and said that’s SO 1998 Vikings.
I don’t even like the Vikings and I’m angry they fucked that up.
Same.
when is Slurs/Gays?
3:40 (Central) officially. so like 4:10
Ray Finkle likes this +1
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For a game that was pretty damn boring throughout, that was a hell of an ending.
I was rooting for both teams to freeze to death but that is a fitting end.
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Man Bobby Flay has an odd penis
LACES IN MARINO!
Fucking Vikings.