So we’re 14 days into 2016 and I have an uncomfortable question to ask…how are your New Year’s resolutions coming along? First things first, if yer gonna tell me that, “I don’t do resolutions because [some variation of ‘that’s lame’/’it’s an arbitrary day’/’real change comes from within when you’re ready for it’] well, just because”, don’t waste your precious energy. I’ve managed to cut down my drinking by a solid 15% so you should be shorting InBev and the rest of booze stocks you have in your portfolio. Treadmill-oriented self-abuse has definitely increased from ‘virtually nil’ to ‘more than nil’, so I’m kinda proud of that. Increased consumption of fruits and veggies-not so much fruit but raw sugar snap peas and baby carrots have enjoyed a renaissance in the scotchnaut household. I give myself a “B” for now, knowing that it may go all to shit very quickly.
The Raptors beat the Magic in OT in London? I had no idea there was a game there. Way to market the game to someone who barely cares about the NBA, NBA! There are no other games that matter in this league other than Cavs/Spurs this evening. The other teams are just wasting their time. In a similar vein, the Rangers/Isles and Hawks/Habs games in the NHL are the only eye-grabbers available. College ball features #16 Iowa/#4 MSU and #20 Pitt/#21 Louisville. GET TO IT DOWN BELOW!
I don’t pretend to be an “in the know” movie type. Let’s bring Sarah back for that. But, the idea of, not just a Cloverfield sequel, but, a quasi-prequel with a deranged John Goodman and Mary Winstead in it? Just go ahead and take my money.
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PIMP IN DISTRESS!
THERE’S GONNA BE BALL JUICE EVERYWHERE!
What’s up, OG, Triple OG? You got that look in your eye!
Balls!
Vas ist los?
We need to set up our next get-together! How’s your schedule look?
I’m in. I’ll be in North County San Diego on the 26th and 27th after that all is open.
What you got?
I’m pretty free. Heck, I’ve even got Valentine’s weekend free. Yay bachelorhood!
I’ll make a post dedicated to this and put it up soon.
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OK, time to bank turn away.
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Be well Moose.
Friday After Next is on. Sweet!
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Roll, roll, roll in the hay.
Bros. BBQ
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Uhhh…
I’m watching “The Merger” on NFL Network, and what a bunch of horseshit. This “documentary” was a re-imagining of well documented history.
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I’ve always thought that there must be a portrait or painting of Goebbels at NFL headquarters.
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Ya-ta-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta-ta…hey!!!!
I wanted to do a quick note about the “creative process.” I thought about doing this on my earlier Coach Zimmer post but that seemed a little selfish and self-serving so I’ll mention it here.
I generally start out with a rough idea, maybe a couple of stupid dick jokes and just let it take a mind of it’s own.
I have been playing acoustic guitar for several years now and I’m OK, far from being “good” but I like it and it feels creative. About 5 years ago I bought some electrics and some amps and cranked up the amp with some wicked crunchy riffs. When you get a good sound and you’re shaking the windows the feeling is, dare I say, “electrifying.” It’s like the feeling you get when you get off of a bad ass roller coaster.
When I do my fan fiction posts it’s the same thing. I’m not talking about my Sunday Gravy posts or even the news or travelogue stuff because that’s just research and it is literally work to put together. Now on the creative posts, where I think I’m doing my own original shit? I have the same feeling of electricity running through my veins during the whole writing process.
While I was writing today’s post – at work mind you – I was fully fucking amped and charged up. I didn’t start with an outline, I didn’t even know how it would finish but while I was thinking, creating, writing, I was fucking charged up with electricity. I still feel a little bit of the rush right now.
I guess what I’m asking is; do any of the rest of you get the same rush when you are doing a creative post?
I do. And as long as that rush lasts I will keep on doing it.
Same concept: it may not be perfect and it probably isn’t John Irving or Daniel Woodrell or Kurt Vonnegut but I am fucking having a blast doing this for you wonderful, crazy bastards and I hope you feel the same.
Now let’s have some gatdamn drinks!
Absolutely. It’s not always there, and it’s not always there the whole time, but those moments of inspiration, when I’m sitting at the keyboard working on something and giggling at my own jokes, are why I’m thrilled that we started doing this. I love IDEAS and even though I may not see them through (some day I will get back to Tom Brady’s Inferno) I really get a kick out of the process.
Thanks for that Rikki.
I’ve been trying to explain it to friends and family and it’s difficult to convey but goddammit the rush is real.
We can build on this!
And as always my “quick note” is pretty fucking far from quick.
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“IT’S ALIVE!! ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!”
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“Jed Clampett in a silver Lamé playing Rock Around the Clock on a double neck is VERY creative.”
Me too. Like Rikki says, sometimes it doesn’t always work, but it sure is fun to experiment. Plus, I like to think it helps me teach some ideas about creative writing to students – that you take an idea and try to flesh out the whole concept. If it doesn’t work, then try something new, but be true to your own vision.
Also, it’s kinda cool when you see all the likes, and then try and figure out what’s Moose’s gif actually represents.
Do the thought clouds I added help at all. I think it takes away from your imaginative process and interpretive flow of thought.
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Thought clouds; liquor clouds. Really all the same after 11:00 PM.
I do too. My process is a little different because inspiration will hit me and I just have to write that shit right there and then or the moment is lost. I’ll drop whatever I’m doing to put it down. Then, I’ll review it a bit to make sure it makes sense and then let it fly.
I do a lot of stuff in bursts like that. Pure fun creative bursts.
Somewhat like my sex life.
I’m kinda like that in my music writing, where the idea of “Oh hey, that could work for blank” hits me and if I write it down I’ll remember it, but because I have the luxury of so far only writing things for myself (nobody’s given me money to compose yet) I actually want to see if after 24, 48, even after a week if it’s still there. And if it is, then it’s worth writing down and seeing where I can take it.
Yes! Catching myself in a groove while writing is extremely exhilarating. I love writing anyway–well, not that much the dryest work stuff or the forced Xmas or condolences cards to inscrutable relatives / acquaintances.
Writing is the only thing I’m very narcissistic about, which has been great ever since I stopped having hissy fits about edits by others, having to explain why this or that is there, or the fucking typo that I always Ms. Hey, it was read: mission accomplished.
And if it wasn’t read, there’s no loss: if it’s good, I feel awesome; if deep down I know it’s hacky, no loss. As long as I put some craft there, I’m more satisfied.
I keep writing HRTN because the voices in my head tell me that if I stop, they’ll push me in front of a train.*
So I write out of fear.**
*Not even remotely true. Mostly the voices ask why I’m not looking for Christy Canyon jpegs.
**Partially true, but it’s more the fear that the DFO will shun me if I miss a week.
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I only watched for a little bit, but I still feel like I need a shower. Wow.
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That’s pretty cool.
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Everything sucks. Only I can fix it!
Is that really how they think they can get elected?
How is that still on?!
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OK, I think that was the same gif……..
WEIRD!!
Or not………
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It appeals to their demographic, the base of the party. The batshittier, the better.
If you admit that someone else MIGHT do at least an adequate job, then you’ll only appeal to rational people. And that shit ain’t going to get you elected.
CHIP KELLY HIRED BY SF 49ERS
I just heard this, boys and girls, so I apologize if prior comments are better than mine. That being said…
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION ALERT
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Two +1 to the same post. ‘Nuff said.
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Can we place bets on which black player leaves/is traded first?
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She was one of my first crushes.
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Beautiful animals, but dey would et you.
I still love my dad’s quote “There is only one thing I fucking HATE more than a democrat.”
“Oh, what’s that dad?”
“Those fucking cunt Republicans.”
*I may be paraphrasing the exact wording used
That’s a perfect use of the word cunt.
He taught me that it is best used without relation to the gender of the person afflicted with being a cunt.
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DATA ASS!
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Do these people realize there are no Mexicans in ISIS?
They are brownish so………..
Yeah, but they don’t eat tortillas. We should institute a tortilla check at the border.
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That shit is delicious.
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Yeah it is. I’d be in deep shit because I love middle eastern food.
TORTILLAS ARE ROUND, NOT SQUARE!
Caught you! Back to the Middle East with you!
You think a pink skinned border control agent would know that?
So, states’ rights are super important except for when they have to do with weed?
And voter ID laws. And abortions. And school curriculums. And immigration policy.
Damn you! You beet me too it.
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Or any particular item they do not agree with; the list is very long.
So, those Stepford Wife Republican women must be terrific in bed, right? I mean batshit insane but great in bed.
I doubt it, plus a lot of them are beards for the self-loathing, repressed gay ones. Wide stance.
So they just go sex-less? Yeah, I guess that makes sense. The anger is palpable.
Well, there is Carlos, the gardener who is “illegal”…..
A much safer swim than the political wife pool:
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Plus the party that fought long and hard to keep sodomy/ oral sex laws on the books.
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